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The Dork Knight: THE PROLOGUE BEGINS The Dork Knight: ITS CORGIS ALL THE WAY DOWN The Dork Knight: "BLECH IS THIS BRONSON EXTRACT? THIS ISN'T WORTH IT" The Dork Knight: sorry doggo, you got what you ordered The Dork Knight: "you sure this isn't alcoholic?" i mean i didn't put karmo in it so yeah, someone's gotta drive these fookin corgis The Dork Knight: "its like a fashion designer realizing he's been designing edible underwear" The Dork Knight: UM The Dork Knight: I"M SURE THIS MUCH ALCOHOL COULD MURDER A DOG BUT OKAY THEN LADY The Dork Knight: ... The Dork Knight: the dog is called Dragon Fucker. The Dork Knight: Who the fuck names their dog Dragon Fucker. The Dork Knight: ...the same guys behind dragon dildos The Dork Knight: dude i got your shit out in record time The Dork Knight: fuck you dog The Dork Knight: Satan's Hellper is the best name i've seen so far The Dork Knight: "THE BAR'S FAVORITE SWEETHEART IS HERE!" The Dork Knight: dorothy has come to deliver us from dog hell.. The Dork Knight: don't fuckin hate on lilims The Dork Knight: >charging extra for doggy style The Dork Knight: oh my The Dork Knight: THE SUFFERING BEGINS ANEW, I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT I'M DOING The Dork Knight: DOROTHY SAVE US The Dork Knight: i love you betty The Dork Knight: also >wyrm frigger The Dork Knight: Dragon Fucker's SFW cousin. The Dork Knight: theres a fuckup right there. "THIS ISN'T RED" NO BECAUSE YOU'RE RED The Dork Knight: REEEE The Dork Knight: shoulda went with mercury blast tho The Dork Knight: this just in: there's a racist dog The Dork Knight: fuck u dog The Dork Knight: "its fleas and ticks season." The Dork Knight: aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA The Dork Knight: a horror story in five words The Dork Knight: TORTILLA POPE The Dork Knight: didnt even order a bad touch The Dork Knight: what a good dog The Dork Knight: "whats the weirdest client" The Dork Knight: "guy arguing with himself for 30 minutes" The Dork Knight: "thats not weir-" The Dork Knight: https://gyazo.com/f73b75171bb88e99c9ddd147f0b3ea60 The Dork Knight: i... The Dork Knight: i have no words. The Dork Knight: ... The Dork Knight: don't trust shady mofos with enhancement The Dork Knight: get a certified enhancement dealer The Dork Knight: demand to see their certifications The Dork Knight: hehehe The Dork Knight: bad touch The Dork Knight: doggo wants bad touch also WHY DID THEY NAME THEIR DOG ACCIDENT The Dork Knight: BASTARDS The Dork Knight: thank dog The Dork Knight: dawn of the final day... The Dork Knight: >shiba appreciation society The Dork Knight: yis. The Dork Knight: ... The Dork Knight: betty, u card The Dork Knight: "i thought you were against prosthetics" The Dork Knight: "but i'm not against cute." The Dork Knight: betty knows. The Dork Knight: "anyone can make a chandelier out of their asses" The Dork Knight: ... The Dork Knight: your mom's weird, jill. The Dork Knight: "poop-eater" The Dork Knight: welp. The Dork Knight: SOMEONE'S MALNOURISHED The Dork Knight: >you have any pets? The Dork Knight: "a cat named Fore" The Dork Knight: if Fore does not make a cameo in RP i will shed a single tear The Dork Knight: ... The Dork Knight: that joke. The Dork Knight: oh my god The Dork Knight: 10/10 The Dork Knight: PUNS The Dork Knight: "things started to get too... routine between me and gal" The Dork Knight: maybe i missed something but that doesn't sound like a bad thing. The Dork Knight: damn u game, let me read back The Dork Knight: deal just wants to marry dog. The Dork Knight: okay. The Dork Knight: >ONE MORE CORGI The Dork Knight: NOPE The Dork Knight: DENIED The Dork Knight: "we're not making as much money, so we're at risk of being wiped off the map." The Dork Knight: j The Dork Knight: th The Dork Knight: that's one fucking helluva way to say "play our game already you fucko" The Dork Knight: so i think i just fucked up once. The Dork Knight: fuck u red drink dog, you're not welcome here The Dork Knight: certainly an interesting gaggle of peeps tho The Dork Knight: dorothy didn't deliver us from corgi hell tho. The Dork Knight: plz
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