Firearm Joke

Wow!!!!!!!! Talk about Chesapeake City moments!! You will not believe what happened this morning. I pulled into the gas station to get gas and something to drink. When I was walking in to pay, I noticed this deputy sheriff watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw her & thought, "Is this lady stupid or crazy?!! With the police officer right there too?! "Anyway, I went inside and paid for my gas and got my drink. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming. I looked out the door & the woman's arm was on fire! She was waving her arm & running around going crazy! I went outside & the deputy had put her on the ground & was putting the fire out with his drink!! Then he put handcuffs on her & threw her in his cop car. I was thinking "what kind of person smokes near a gas pump?” I asked the police officer what he was arresting her for, and He said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
Now, which of my friends will actually read this to the end!
Just for lol