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CrackJizzed+his brother ;)

Aug 14th, 2013
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  1. 8:15 AM - crazy and lazy: did you shut off the internet lastnight because the game im downloading only downloaded 1 gb overnight and when i just checked on it again after half an hr it download one gb so the internet must have been shut off
  2. 8:15 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: no
  3. 8:15 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: sorry the router must hav gon out or sum shit
  4. 8:16 AM - crazy and lazy: da fuck alec
  5. 8:16 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  6. 8:16 AM - crazy and lazy: crackjizzed
  7. 8:16 AM - crazy and lazy: just what...the...fuck
  8. 8:16 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: ;)
  9. 8:16 AM - crazy and lazy: you need help
  10. 8:46 AM - crazy and lazy is now Online.
  11. 8:48 AM - crazy and lazy: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=169483911
  12. 8:54 AM - crazy and lazy: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=169483911
  13. 8:54 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: 911
  14. 8:54 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: 911
  15. 8:54 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: R
  16. 8:54 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: U
  17. 8:54 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: OSAMA
  18. 8:54 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: BIN
  19. 8:54 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: LADEN???
  20. 8:54 AM - crazy and lazy: yup
  21. 8:54 AM - crazy and lazy: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=169483911
  22. 8:54 AM - crazy and lazy: CLICK IT
  23. 8:55 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: I DID FGT
  24. 8:55 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: I played Mass Effecta while back
  25. 8:55 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: And the physics are hilarious
  26. 8:55 AM - crazy and lazy: DO YOU LIKE MY DRIVEING SKILLS
  27. 8:55 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: I remember driving the mako up like 55 degree angles
  28. 8:55 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: yes you are a good drive http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
  29. 8:55 AM - crazy and lazy: GOOD
  30. 8:55 AM - crazy and lazy: now wait tell you see me drive in APB
  31. 8:57 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: Dude you should look into geettting leeping sogd
  32. 8:57 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: *Sleeping Dogs
  33. 8:57 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: That's the best driving game ever
  34. 8:57 AM - crazy and lazy: meh
  35. 8:57 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: Has really cool cars
  36. 8:57 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: No dude I swear it has the best driving physics
  37. 8:57 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: Feels almost like real life
  38. 8:57 AM - crazy and lazy: im not into fighting games
  39. 8:57 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: Sleepings Dogs is not a fight game
  40. 8:57 AM - crazy and lazy: or it seems like one
  41. 8:57 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: It's like GTA
  42. 8:57 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: It's like GTA dude you;ll like it
  43. 8:58 AM - crazy and lazy: i saw a guy make an hr long video in it and there were no guns
  44. 8:58 AM - crazy and lazy: and he said he had yet to see any
  45. 8:59 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: There are guns
  46. 8:59 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: The guns are cool dude you get a golden deagle at one point
  47. 8:59 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: And you pop pop pop and its fucking awesome
  48. 8:59 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: You can make cars explode and shizze
  49. 8:59 AM - crazy and lazy: like in golden eye :3
  50. 8:59 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: >:3
  51. 8:59 AM - crazy and lazy: is it a one shot kill because that would be cool
  52. 8:59 AM - crazy and lazy: but only has one bullet
  53. 9:14 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: stop downloadingshit please
  54. 9:14 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: I really need the internet right now
  55. 9:14 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: But it's going at like 10 kb/s
  56. 9:14 AM - crazy and lazy: and why
  57. 9:15 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: I don't know dude
  58. 9:14 AM - crazy and lazy: do you need it
  59. 9:15 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: We really need to ask our parents to upgrade our internet plan
  60. 9:15 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: THis speed is really terribl;e
  61. 9:15 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: Are you with me?
  62. 9:15 AM - crazy and lazy: you know they cant
  63. 9:17 AM - crazy and lazy: the internet guys are forming a monopoly so this is the only internet we can get and this is the fastes as it is
  64. 9:17 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: Oligopoly, actually
  65. 9:17 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: It's like a monoply but legal
  66. 9:18 AM - crazy and lazy: because its in a certain mile radius
  67. 9:19 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: WHAT ABOUT THE INTERNET GIRLS?!?!?
  68. 9:19 AM - crazy and lazy: btw
  69. 9:20 AM - crazy and lazy: nvm
  70. 9:21 AM - crazy and lazy: but there are some places were people have 150 kb/s AND a internet cap so we got it better
  71. 9:21 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: I still think that it's a goood idea to ask our parents about it tho
  72. 9:21 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: They'VE got to have a better plan
  73. 9:21 AM - crazy and lazy: like i said they cant do anything
  74. 9:21 AM - crazy and lazy: this is the best one
  75. 9:22 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: Just imaging if you could download a game in like 2 hours and the rest of the house could still use the intenet
  76. 9:22 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: Man, I dunno
  77. 9:22 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: I can't wait for us to move out and get out own intebernet
  78. 9:22 AM - crazy and lazy: and if you dont like the internet save up your mney and move out :)
  79. 9:22 AM - crazy and lazy: we both will be happy that way
  80. 9:23 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: we white house now
  81. 9:23 AM - crazy and lazy: we white house now? what?
  82. 9:23 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: hell yea nigguh
  83. 9:23 AM - crazy and lazy: i dont know what you mean
  84. 9:23 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: WE'RE THE PRESIDNET
  85. 9:23 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: WE CAN DO ANYTHNG BRO
  86. 9:23 AM - crazy and lazy: wigger
  87. 9:24 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
  88. 9:24 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  89. 9:24 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: ALWAYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  90. 9:24 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: LOVE
  91. 9:24 AM - [>:3]CrackJizzed: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  92. 9:24 AM - crazy and lazy: (means white)
  93. 9:24 AM - crazy and lazy: I HATE YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  94. 10:06 AM - crazy and lazy is now Offline.
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