Morning Wood

It happened daily, and Maokai could only assume it was the fault of the summoners who brought him to life. Every morning, without fail, he had a large wooden erection poking out sorely from his trunk. It would recede when it was tended, but it was a bother to the treant. Finding it once more, he began to rub the shaft of his tree-dick, grunting impatiently. "BEGONE VILE MAGICS" he bellowed at his lower body, upping his pace to try to coax relief sooner.

Outside the room, the usual hustle and bustle of champions was interrupted by Maokai's yelling, sometimes drawing the eye of a curious onlooker. Most champions knew better to not interrupt Maokai, but Lulu wasn't most champions. In fact, she pointedly made everything her business, so when she heard the Treant bellow "TORMENT ME NO LONGER" from his room, she quickly rushed to investigate. Her investigation was shortlived though as Maokai reached his climax, a sapling flying from him right to the doorway, straight into Lulu's face.

"P-purple.." the yordle choked out before collapsing, as Maokai walked by, staring at her blankly before walking away, as if he had never seen.