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- Ching chang chong!
- I'm Kim Jong Un!
- Got a mushroom cloud
- 4 u!
- I got a missile now,
- I'm gonna blow u up!
- Gonna blow u up!
- [2x]
- I got some sorta
- big missile for ya.
- It goes so far
- it hits California.
- The whole wide world's
- gonna go up in flames,
- when Obama calls up,
- I take the phone and say
- Ching chang chong!
- I'm Kim Jong Un!
- Got a mushroom cloud
- 4 u!
- You're a BLACK MAN
- gimme all your fried watermelon
- and ur chicken right now!
- Got a small little penis
- but my missile is large,
- you would think my dick's bigger
- when I'm dropping it!
- So, ching chang chong!
- I'm Kim Jong Un!
- Got a mushroom cloud
- 4 u!
- I got a missile now,
- I'm gonna blow u up!
- Gonna blow u up!
- [2x]
- Got a couple nunchuckers,
- theme park for torture,
- I SAID NUKE THE CHINESE!
- I MEANT MICROWAVE SUPPER!
- I bomb China
- but the button got stuck,
- AH FUCK!
- BETTER DUCK!
- HERE, FORTUNE COOKIE 4 LUCK!
- Ching chang chong!
- I'm Kim Jong Un!
- Got a mushroom cloud
- 4 u!
- Gonna bomb ur city
- while ur sitting there
- shitting out a
- Chicken wonton
- Got a small
- Philippenis
- and my missile
- is LARGE!
- you would think my
- dick's bigger when I'm
- dropping it.
- So, ching chang chong!
- I'm Kim Jong Un!
- Got a mushroom cloud
- 4 u!
- I'm showing up,
- I'm blowing up,
- I'm throwing out
- all night!
- Some would say
- I'm acting out
- 'coz my daddy died.
- I touch a girl, I touch a boy,
- It's North Korean pride!
- I eat dog with my young
- 13 year old bride.
- I drink my cognac
- I smoke crack
- them bitches be like
- "Oh, crap!"
- I like biking and dry cleaning
- my friend Dennis is so black (Black, Black)
- Hillary, you're a pretty little fat dyke.
- I wanna see you on my penis with a flashlight.
- Looking 4 my daughter
- on South Korean border.
- 'coz Ching chang chong!
- I'm Kim Jong Un!
- Gonna BLOW U, BLOW U,
- GOD DAMMIT!
- MOM!!!!!!!!
- Ching chang chong!
- I'm Kim Jong Un!
- Got a mushroom cloud
- 4 u!
- I'm a black ass nigga,
- everybody sing wit me
- let's get jiggy right now,
- I'm gonna rape these women,
- while the rest of you
- STARVE!!!!
- If I had sum more dinner,
- I'd give you NONE OF IT!
- Ching chang chong!
- I'm Kim Jong Un!
- Got a mushroom cloud
- 4 u!
- I got a missile now,
- I'm gonna blow u up!
- Gonna blow u up!
- (mushroom cloud 4 u)
- I got a missile now,
- I'm gonna blow u up!
- Gonna blow u up!
- (mushroom cloud 4 u)
- I got a missile now,
- I'm gonna blow u up!
- Gonna blow u up!
- I am the Chinese Cartman
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