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Queen of Hearts Chapter 2

Jul 12th, 2012
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  1. >You pack your gear, the party is done.
  2. >And you too, are visibly drained.
  3. >You remove all of your sleeve tricks, neatly placing them into your trademark briefcase.
  4. >Turns out, this was a rarity here in Equestria.
  5. >The lack of hands explains why.
  6. >You take your coat and turn to leave.
  7. >A hoof stops you.
  8. >You turn to face the blue moustache, and that calm, soothing expression of his.
  9. >It was none other than your employer and host- Fancy Pants.
  10. >”I suppose you enjoyed the night, Anonymous?”
  11. >You smile and nod.
  12. “Of course I did, I always enjoy your parties, Fancy Pants.”
  13. >”Ah, ah ah. I prefer the term ‘Entertained Rendezvous’.”
  14. >The two of you share a laugh.
  15. >Haha wut.
  16. >…
  17. “Is that it, Mr. Fancy Pants?”
  18. >He shakes his head.
  19. >”I’m afraid not. I’ve caught wind of you catching a certain mare’s attention?”
  20. >You hesitate.
  21. >”No need to fret my boy, her name is Fleur De Lis. She spoke greatly about you.”
  22. “Is that so?”
  23. >”Absolutely. Looks like you have your ways with the mares.” He nudges you slightly, as he chuckles to himself.
  24. “Thank you?” You give a nervous grin.
  25. >Suddenly, Fancy Pants holds your arm.
  26. >”Listen Anonymous, I’m warning you, she is not a mare to be taken lightly. She… makes plans. Please do be careful.”
  27. >You give him a strong pat in the back.
  28. “No need to worry sir, it is all professional interest.”
  29. >He still has his solemn look on his face.
  30. >”That’s what I’m worried about, Anonymous- she pulls on heartstrings.”
  31. “Excuse me?”
  32. >He opens his mouth to speak, before hearing the clock ring.
  33. >”Where are my manner, go on Anonymous, we’ll talk tomorrow. No sense to keep you late.”
  34. “Alright, if that is what you think, good night, sir.”
  35. >”As to you, Anonymous.”
  36. >You pull your coat tighter.
  37. >Ever since it started snowing here, the nights have gotten colder.
  38. >You can’t really argue against it, nature’s way and all.
  39. >You pocket a hand, brace through the wind and clutch onto the briefcase tight.
  40. >The breeze was really kicking up.
  41. >The metallic handle of the briefcase soaked up the cold, ironically burning your hand with the cold.
  42. >You hold on though, this was your livelihood.
  43. >You can spot some ponies in the dark roads, heading off to god knows where.
  44. >Your home was still few blocks away, a humble apartment on the third floor.
  45. >Sure, you could have gotten a better stead with your pay, but you’re not the flaunty type.
  46. >Besides, it was hard to find rooms accommodated to your size.
  47. >”Excuse me.”
  48. >A soft voice catches you in the cold breeze.
  49. >”I am lost here and- oh!”
  50. >You shield your face, to see a familiar mare.
  51. >”You were the human from the party, right? It’s hard to forget a face like that.”
  52. >You smile and nod.
  53. “Of course, and you would be… Fleur De Lis?”
  54. >You eye her fur coat and hat- how is she wearing that?
  55. >Weren’t ponies extreme vegetarians?
  56. >It was pink in base color, white fur dressing the sides.
  57. >Her mane was safely tucked inside the hat, while a hole was made for her long horn.
  58. >”So you’ve caught wind of my identity…”
  59. >She lets out a small smile, as she slightly tips her head away- eyeing you with her left side.
  60. “Oh, we’re definitely catching wind tonight, Miss.”
  61. >You look around, trying to find shelter.
  62. >A coffee shop comes into view.
  63. “Come.” You call to her, motioning her to follow.
  64. “A lady should not be in the cold.”
  65.  
  66. >The shop is mostly empty, seeing how late it was.
  67. >You take the window seat, allowing the two of you to gaze out to the snow covered city.
  68. >”Lovely sight, is it not?”
  69. “It sure is.”
  70. >”I am… Infatuated with the sights, I must admit.”
  71. “Is that so?”
  72. >She locks eyes with you for a moment, before sipping on her drink.
  73. “Well, I guess I can say the same.”
  74. >You take your own sip.
  75. >”Interesting…”
  76. >Her lips curl into a smile.
  77. >What is this mare playing at?
  78. >”So,” She goes on, unblinking.
  79. >”How long were you in the capital?”
  80. >You recline on your chair.
  81. “Well, that is a long story.”
  82. >She leans closer towards you, eagerly waiting for the answer.
  83. >”I got all night.”
  84. >You try to keep the story simple, on how you woke up in Equestria, how you struggled to find work and food, and the list goes on.
  85. >Fleur occasionally brings in comments and her thoughts, otherwise, she watches you as you tell your story.
  86. “And the next thing I know, I meet a delightful mare- and here we are.”
  87. >She smiles at your words, and meditates for a second.
  88. >You also take a moment to take a breather, as you glance out to the once vibrant streets.
  89. >You see a square of orange light appearing nearby, and a stallion drunkenly steps out.
  90. >He falls to the cold snow, and tried to get back up.
  91. >From the way he’s shaking his legs, he’s intoxicated.
  92. >He then gives up, as the snow starts to settle on him.
  93. >You immediately get up, sensing the danger.
  94. >”Is there something wrong?” Fleur looks worried.
  95. “No, nothing is wrong; I just need to go help this feller over there.”
  96. >You point at the downed stallion.
  97. >”Oh my.”
  98. >She gets up as well, putting on her own coat.
  99. >”We should assist him.”
  100. “That we should.”
  101.  
  102. >You dust the snow off the stallion, and slowly lift him over your shoulders.
  103. >He’s heavier than you expected, as you try to balance his haunches with your arms.
  104. >Fleur helps you with a bit of her magic, holding the body just so you can move.
  105. >You had no time to check for any details, implying you’d recognize him at all.
  106. >”W-wha? Unhand me ri-“
  107. >The stallion mutters a few words, before going limp.
  108. >Boy, is he out.
  109. “Where to, guy?”
  110. >The stallion lets out few whimpers.
  111. >”C-cast-tle.”
  112. >”What did he say?” Fleur asks you.
  113. “I think he said the castle.”
  114. >”Oh my- This certainly is an interesting afternoon.”
  115. >You let out a chuckle.
  116. “Well, I *am* an interesting person.”
  117. >She chuckles as well, and chimes in.
  118. >”You definitely are.”
  119. >”Talking, so much talking.” The stallion whines.
  120. >You hasten your pace, feeling the snow crumpling under your feet.
  121. >And soon enough, you see the pride and power of Canterlot-
  122. >The castle.
  123. >You call out the guards, who come to you with indifference.
  124. >Their expression soon changes when they see who you are hauling.
  125. >You are greeted by the staff, and one of the princesses.
  126.  
  127. >And that is how you met Blueblood.
  128.  
  129. >You clink the glass with another, as you proceed to drink it down.
  130. >”You know, Anonymous, you are an interesting persona, I have to admit.”
  131. >You nod.
  132. >Blueblood plays around with his drink, and eyes the crowd.
  133. >”So, what do you think of the idea? Would it work?”
  134. “Possibly.”
  135. >”Possibly? Elaborate.”
  136. “On one hand, you have the support of the nobles, am I correct?”
  137. >He nods happily.
  138. “And on the other side, we have the cretins- Ahem- Earth Ponies.”
  139. >He smiles at the word ‘cretin’.
  140. >”Of course, they are vile, poisonous creatures who belong in the dirt.”
  141. “I’ll drink to that.”
  142. >The two of you clink glass again, and gulp the rest down.
  143. >Sure, Blueblood was a complete dickwad.
  144. >He had that snobby attitude that outweighed pretty much all of the rich.
  145. >And you just used that to earn his favor.
  146. >Suck up to his ego.
  147. >Blueblood often came to you with his ideas, and you often gave second thoughts.
  148. >Seeing how he came up with three ‘plans’ of his tonight, he must have no one to talk to.
  149. >Which was to your advantage, of course.
  150. >You had your potential ally- who would consider you as a friend.
  151. “My prince, how about we retire from political ramblings, and move on to simpler pleasures of life?”
  152. >He raises a brow, confused.
  153. >”Such as?”
  154. >You gesture to the party.
  155. “The luxuries, the simple indulgences-“
  156. >And with that, you whistle.
  157. “And the mares.”
  158. >Five mares surround Blueblood.
  159. >He looks annoyed.
  160. “What, you prefer stallions? I got them rounded up too.”
  161. >Before you call to them, Blueblood stops you.
  162. >”No! I’m just not interested.”
  163. >He shoos away the mares, but they are unrelenting.
  164. “What? Not interested? Humor me, my prince.”
  165. >”They are just… Low class.”
  166. >He spits his words with such venom.
  167. “Low class, eh?”
  168. >You motion the mares to back away.
  169. “How about…” You point at another flaunty mare in the crowd.
  170. “That one? I heard she was a duchess.”
  171. >”Anonymous, I’m guessing you’re trying to get rid of me.”
  172. “Anything for the prince, sire.”
  173. >”Very well, I suppose she will do.”
  174. >As he gets up, you make sure to pull him back down again.
  175. >”What?”
  176. “A word, my prince.”
  177. >”Shoot.”
  178. “Please do try to be… Nice with the mare, alright?”
  179. >”As in to be kind and loving?”
  180. >You nod.
  181. >”Anonymous, it’s like you don’t know me.”
  182. “Do it for the mares, let them have their fun, at least.”
  183. >”I frankly do not care.”
  184. “Are you admitting the great prince of Equestria is incapable of a simple ruse?”
  185. >”What? Why I never.”
  186. “Prove me wrong.”
  187. >”I shall, and revel in my glory. Heed this, Anonymous; I shall be ‘nice’.”
  188. >And with that, he trots off.
  189. >You’d watch, but mother told you it was rude to laugh at people.
  190. >Besides, another pony grabs your attention.
  191.  
  192. >”I see you made quite a friend.”
  193. >The pink haired mare takes Blueblood’s empty seat.
  194. “I suppose so.”
  195. >”You know, they say friends affect each other.”
  196. “I wouldn’t say we’re friends.”
  197. >She cocks her head a little.
  198. >”Are you absolutely sure? He craves for your presence.”
  199. “It is nothing like what you’re thinking, I assure you.”
  200. >She smiles, and turns away.
  201. >”If you say so.”
  202. >You watch as Blueblood tries to be ‘nice’, before he spills some drinks onto a bystander.
  203. >It was almost painful to watch.
  204. >”So, tell me, Anonymous-“
  205. >She eyes Blueblood.
  206. >He shoots you an annoyed glance, as he tries to hand over his drink.
  207. >You can only smile and give thumbs up.
  208. >”They say friends change each other.”
  209. “Sure.”
  210. >”And who are you? The one who is affecting, or the one affected?”
  211. “I’m not here to talk philosophy, Fleur.”
  212. >”Then why are you sitting in the corner?”
  213. “Fine.” You stand.
  214. >You offer a hand to the confused mare.
  215. “Would you like to dance?”
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