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- Username: welcome2thejam
- Album:Good Girl Gone Bad
- Umbrella feat. Jay-Z: 9 This one's for you, Spiderman!
- Push Up On Me: 8
- Don't Stop The Music: 9 How'd she pull the first verse Daft Punk feature
- Breakin' Dishes: 8
- Shut Up And Drive: 6 She dipped a toe into 10s racing game soundtrack
- Hate That I Love You feat. Ne-Yo: 5
- Say It: 5 This sounds like it comes from an entirely different record
- Sell Me Candy: 5
- Lemme Get That: 8
- Rehab: 8 Straight out of the Justin Timberlake playbook... oh.
- Question Existing: 7
- Good Girl Gone Bad: 9 Best so far of the songs centered around an acoustic guitar (probably cause the guitar sounds way better & more dynamic here)
- Disturbia: 11 Too spooky for me. Ultimately putting this over Umbrella as the best Rihanna rep because the main hook doesn't bristle me after multiple listens
- Take A Bow: 4 Well-written but always irritated me for reasons I could never put my finger on
- If I Never See Your Face Again feat. Maroon 5: 7
- Album:She Wolf
- She Wolf/Loba: 7 The smallest awoo I've ever heard
- Did It Again/Lo Hecho Está Hecho: 7
- Long Time: 6
- Why Wait /Años Luz: 8
- Good Stuff: 6
- Men In This Town: 8 A rare breed of I Hate California songs. Most of them are like "AHHHHH the bright lights of LA corrupt me" but she's going "Hmph. Pathetic."
- Gypsy: 5 Fleetwood Mac's slur song heavily outsold
- Spy feat. Wyclef Jean: 9 I had to pull over into a Shell because I was laughing so hard it gave me a side cramp
- Mon Amour: 10 Ever wonder what it would sound like if Shakira was in a rock band making No Doubt covers & late 00s festival indie? Well wonder no longer!
- Give It Up to Me feat. Lil Wayne: 7
- Waka Waka [This Time for Africa]: 7 When is Fozzy Bear getting that copyright lawsuit money
- Album:I Am Sasha Fierce
- If I Were a Boy: 6
- Halo: 9 This is still really good but I'm also getting mad in advance at the non-zero chance this gives Beyonce a third rate win in a year & a half
- Disappear: 5
- Broken-Hearted Girl: 5
- Ave Maria: 3 What in the actual hell.
- Smash Into You: 4 I'm gonna continue being subjected to unbearable levels of tasteful adult contemporary aren't I
- Satellites: 6
- That's Why You're Beautiful: 9 Midwest emo? More like iamsa shafierce
- Save the Hero: 3 Hearing the opening trills of Single Ladies and having that snatched away from me to instead pause & hear this instead is heartbreaking
- Single Ladies [Put a Ring on It]: 10 Honestly probably not a 10 in the wild but it's some real manna in the desert type shit right now
- Radio: 6
- Diva: 6
- Sweet Dreams: 8 Always thought this chorus belonged to a Rihanna song tbh
- Video Phone: 6 This album has been a tale of two halves
- Hello: 5
- Ego: 7 What if someone (not me) has a really wide ego. Is that something
- Scared of Lonely: 8
- Why Dont You Love Me: 8
- Poison: 6
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