[quote='JakeCage' pid='11082' dateline='1373325076']
[color=#FFFFFF][size=medium]ParaShock versus JAAKE CAAGE... BEGIN![/size][/color]
                         [size=medium]FIRST VERSE[/size]
                         [size=medium]Johnny 'Cloud' Ramirez[/size]
[color=#FFFFFF]You think you're good at hiding? Ha, it's just noone want's to believe your there! Just go to the basement and go down the stairs.

You're a monster, it's where you belong. Don't tell me that I'm wrong. Now, go cry in the dark, since you don't have a mom.[/color]

                     [size=medium]SECOND VERSE
                                Johnny 'Cloud' Ramirez[/size]
[color=#FFFFFF]You're a disgrace. Now eat my bullet, tell me how good does it taste?

You like to watch other men when they talk, just wondering which one you want to (english accent) fock.[/color]
[size=medium]THIRD VERSE
Johnny 'Cloud' Ramirez[/size]
[color=#FFFFFF]Oh what wit! Now, for your throat to be slit. Let's not leave that omit. I must admit, your ryhmes? They're adequate.[/color]
[size=medium]FOURTH VERSE
Johnny 'Cloud' Ramirez[/size]
[color=#FFFFFF]We all mourn, hoping you were stillborn. I don't need porn, just ask Horn(et). Shard? More like retard. Don't disregard, you've just played your best cards.
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[color=#FFFFFF]God damn it Dante, help me out here. [/color]
[color=#FF0000](VO-CODED VOICE, It's 911) [/color]
[size=medium]FIFTH VERSE
MPF.C18-DAGGER.DvL.911[/size]
[color=#FFFFFF]Hey DJ, pick up the bass, it's time for me to whup some ass. Smash that beer bottle, break some glass. 100% Asswhup is the forcast.

Don't give me that sass, this will be your last. You're a smartass. My rhymes? You know you cannot surpass.[/color]
[size=medium]SIXTH VERSE
MPF.C18-DAGGER.DvL.911[/size]
[color=#FFFFFF]Bitch, you're suppose to be a leader. But you're as useless as the bird-feeder. I've been wanted to kick your ass. So, grab a meal. For it will be your last.

Batman, looks at me at awe. Hornet? By now, I could have sent her to Utah. It's time for me to enforce the law. Brothers-in-arms? HOOAH! Man, I checked your file Ku-klux-klan. Simple, here's my plan. (He knocks over one of his beer cans from the desk) Pick up that can![/color]

[color=#FF0000]LNG | Jake Cage: We should make this a game on the forums.
LNG | Jake Cage: EPIC
LNG | Jake Cage: RAP BATTLES
LNG | Jake Cage: OF HL2RP
LNG | Jake Cage: ParaShock vs JAAKE CAAGE.
LNG | Jake Cage: If you've seen ERB of History you'll know what I mean.
ParaShock: You are a toy, reserved for your fellowman Cloud and Storm. Let me remind you, no one wil-
ParaShock: Yes.
ParaShock: Yes.
ParaShock: YEEEEEESSSSSS.
 SIXTH VERSE[/color]
[size=medium]MPF.C18-DAGGER.DvL.911[/size]
[color=#FFFFFF]What? Is that part of the rap? You poor sap. Finally finished your fap?[/color]

[size=medium]Johnny 'Cloud' Ramirez[/size]
[color=#FFFFFF]I'll never forget the day, your brain was blown and your body stayed. Scarecrow, shot an SMG grenade. I'll place your ass on the ground, someone bring me my SPADE![/color]

[color=#FFFFFF]Oh so mad? Another slums raid? This isn't worth the amount I paid[/color].

[size=medium]MPF.C18-DAGGER.DvL.911[/size]
[color=#FFFFFF]Oh great, he fell for my trap. Now strap him to the floor. Do you like your kneecaps?[/color]

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