Piano Men

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Artist: Billy Joel

Piano Man: 10 Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The Piano Man is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am the Piano Man."

New York State of Mind: 7 Alternate universe where this plays 24/7 to NYC tourists instead of Alicia Keys & Jay-Z

Just the Way You Are: 9 This is a My Dad Sings This on Car Trips classic

Vienna: 9

Movin' Out (Anthony's Song): 8 You can also call it Cathy's Song cause it goes ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack

Only the Good Die Young: 9 Me when my 10s go out on day one

She's Always a Woman: 10 Intimate dance that leaves me a little too emotional type beat

Scenes from an Italian Restaurant: 9 It's super easy to see why they gave this dude a jukebox musical the way he tells stories

My Life: 9 https://youtu.be/idgDv6qnSwc

You May Be Right: 8 Dad rock energy levels are going through the roof!

It's Still Rock and Roll to Me: 8 Dad rock energy levels are going through the roof!

Tell Her About It: 10 Billy Joel top tier wingman skills confirmed

Uptown Girl: 10 Outsells The Beths and that says something coming from me

The Longest Time: 6 This is fine but if you start a group singalong to this around me know that I'll be absolutely fuming inside

We Didn't Start the Fire: 10 Shoutout Fall Out Boy for taking the most publicized bullet possible to prove we don't need modernized versions of this. True heroes

The River of Dreams: 6

Artist: Elton John

Your Song: 10 He made this about me :)

Tiny Dancer: 11 Deserves a spot on the Mt. Rushmore of all-time driving songs

Rocket Man: 10 I miss the Earth so much, [Borat voice] I miss my wife

Crocodile Rock: 9 This is good fun, I'll field no complaints from anybody

Daniel: 6

Saturday Night's Alright: 10 This being used as the AEW Collision theme means Elton John can finally take his place in the wrestling song pantheon alongside all-timer luminaries like Nickelback, Creed, & of course Limp Bizkit

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road: 6

Candle in the Wind: 9

Bennie And the Jets: 8 It's insane how many fun but kinda annoying singalongs are packed into this rate

The Bitch is Back: 9 Rocks harder than I expected

Don't Go Breaking My Heart (with Kiki Dee): 6 Alright we get it

Sorry Seems to Be The Hardest Word: 8

I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues: 7 I do like Elton's stuff here overall but some of these feel like they drag hard by the end

Nikita: 7

I'm Still Standing: 10 Hell yeah me & the boys wear leather jackets and snap in rhythm to this one

Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me (Live with George Michael): 8

Artist: Stevie Wonder

Fingertips Pt.2: 7

Uptight (Everything's Alright): 7 Oh, forgot this was a Stevie song

For Once in My Life: 10 Moving with my newlywed wife into our dream house montage soundtrack

My Cherie Amour: 9 Yeah he's got the best voice in the rate easy

Signed, Sealed, Delivered (I'm Yours): 10 Infectious soul & spirit

You Are the Sunshine of My Life: 6

Superstition: 10 Idk man it's Superstition, its a perfect song what else do I have to say

I Wish: 8 Oh my god. Wild Wild West lifts so much of this. My whole life is a lie.

Sir Duke: 10 Alright I get why people wanted to rate the nearly two hour album just to 11 this

As: 9 Unlike Elton he can repeat for two & a half minutes and not feel kinda excruciating

Isn't She Lovely: 7

Higher Ground: 10 This was a previous 11 of mine and in this rate it would've been in the back of the 11 contenders list

Do I Do: 8

I Just Called to Say I Love You: 6

Part-Time Lover: 7 No doubt there's a good mashup w Maneater out there

Master-Blaster (Jammin'): 7

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