Humania Negotiations

>Be Celestia
>It was an "important" night
>The gala was underway
>A night where everypony that was anypony was here
>Nobles, super stars, even the odd queen or two came together to mingle
>Everything was of the highest quality, from the food to the drink to the decor to the music
>The gala was so important that many of your nobility considered it a national holiday
>You hated it
>Absolutely, completely hated it
>Today, other than nightmare night, might have been your least favorite day
>Which is why most years you tried to ruin the gala in small but spectacular ways
>Having Twilight and her friends being an example
>Another was when you allowed the Minotaur queen to invite her whole retinue
>That had been one heck of a night
>The castle had been demolished, two of your nobles willing exiled themselves, and a mob had formed , sieged the party, and thrown pies at everypony
>Even now, the queen wasn't allowed to step hoof into Equestria, otherwise the mares in parliament would have a stroke
>Truly, it had been the best of times
>This year hadn't been your finest hour in terms of party going destruction
>Sure, you had done some things to ruin the party
>Spike the punch bowls with yak firewine
>Put clear wrap on nearly all the toilets in all bathrooms
>You had also instructed the staff to replace the word now with meow whenever they spoke
>Tonight clearly wasn't you at your best
>But, to be fair, your mind was elsewhere
>It was the height of summer, and estrus had hit you like a truck
>Annoying?
>Very much so
>This year in particular seemed like a doozy
>So bad in fact that you needed a spell to mask your scent
>As enjoyable as it would be to hear cocks slapping against stallion's bellies as you walked past, you didn't want to hear it from Raven
>The mare already insisted that you be a bit more "stallion friendly"
>Hogwash nonsense
>As much as you adore your little ponies, you still believe it was a mistake giving colts the right to vote

>It was the gateway for independence and sass
>Next thing you knew they'd be wearing their tails short and tongue kissing each other in public with rings and bits of rock hanging from the ears
>Even so, there was something to be said about an aggressive male
>You had actually invited such creatures to the gala this year
>Some representatives from the lands across the sea
>Humans
>Most ignored the offer, as they should, but, surprisingly, a few had come
>Two were famous even in Equestria for their valor
>Slayers of demons and dragons
>The other two were unknown to you
>Both much younger and of rougher bloodline apparently
>Knights instead of lords
>Both of them, just most humans, were adorable
>Extremely dangerous if made upset, but adorable
>Like an alligator, or a bear
>You had hoped they would liven things up, but, unfortunately, they behaved themselves
>One of the lord's did see you spike the punch bowls, and he poured something into it as well with a wink, but not much else
>So, you had decided to find your own fun
>Which is why you found yourself in some forgotten bedchambers with one of the knights, on your back as he drilled into you
>It was an admittedly intimate position, belly to belly like this
>You believed the humans called it "missionary"
"Hmm~ Couldn't help yourself, could you?" you teased nuzzling his head
>The knight let out a grunt
>You could feel him biting down on your neck
>If not for your thick coat and a human's relatively weak bite strength, you could have been worried
"All I needed to do was flick my tail at you and you came running. No self control whatsoever, and now you're here rutting me, without protection no less. Thankfully, your mother wasn't hear to see this."
>The human hilted
>Your belly heaved, and stars twinkled across your vision
>Harmony above, was that mashroom cockhead magicial
"You know that I'm in heat, correct? I've heard that your kind is extremely virile. One rope of cum will no doubt see me pregnant."

>A breathless giggle escaped you as the human's pace quickened
"Is that what you want? To put a foal in my belly? To turn away from your own kind and be my loyal, loving husband? Or are you just some slut that likes to live dangerously? You like to rut a heated mare and pull out at the last moment, marking her with your fertile seed?"
>The human somehow pushed a little deeper inside of you
>You grinned, wrapping your beck legs around his waist
"I'm afraid that might not happen tonight, dear. You see, my heat is particularly bad. I need something to quell it and stop this incessant itch. So, I believe I'm going to keep you, my cute little knight."
>You heard him growl, his hips a blur
>You nipped one of his ears
"Now call me mommy and cum, you bucking slut~"

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>Be Lord Nameless
>Marcher Lord of the Great Empire of Humania
>One of your squires was missing
>A young chap named Anon
>A bit of a fuck up
>Not much of a knight, and not someone you'd usually bring over the sea to Equestria, but you owed his father a favor and the boy had always wanted to visit this place
>He was missing
>As was Princess Celestia
>Now, you weren't a suspicious man
>That was Lord Incognito, who was prowling around as if he expected an ambush
>But there was a tickle in the back of your head
>Something was going on
>And whatever the FUCK it was better not be what you think it is...

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>Be King Redacted
>Be fucking irate
>Yours was a powerful nation
>Noble and fair and just
>Because of the efforts of you and your people, the demons from the east were held a bay
>You were a proud and noble people
>But you had some dumbass squires
>Anytime they were anywhere near a pony
>Bam
>Pregnancy, scandal, an awkward conversation between the boy's father and yourself
>Once was a mistake
>You were young once, and had bed many a randy lady
>But then it happened when you sent an envoy to Manehattan
>Then it happened when the Equestrians sent an envoy to the castle
>That and two dozen other instances
>You were nearly ready to tear your hair out
>For fucks sakes, lads!
>Fuck some tavern wench, not some damned magical horse!