<DrBones> How the fuck does a cupcake depower a frost giant?
<Dinorocket> BECAUSE IT IS SO AMERICAN
<Dinorocket> I guess
<DrBones> He's saying "OH GOD, NOT THE CUPCAKES!" while he's smiling and reaching out for the fucking cupcakes!
<DrBones> Spandez, you there?
<Spandez> Yeah, but the connection is shitting occasionally
<Zaskille> It's like
<DrBones> You NEED to have your guy use Hostess cupcakes as extraordinarily deadly weapons
<Dinorocket> ^
<Zaskille> You ever seen
<Dinorocket> Yes
<DrBones> Like, a class A memetohazard
<Zaskille> The Stuff, Bones
<DrBones> Nope
<Spandez> anyway
<Spandez> palico who does bombing
<Spandez> named Nobunyaga
<DrBones> Even SEEING a cupcake would send any group into rabid madness
<Spandez> wearing G rank Palico gear.
<Zaskille> Basically marshmallow fluff that brainwashes people into being like
<DrBones> Because they NEED that sweet filling and that moist chocolatey cake
<Zaskille> Rabidly addicted to it
<Zaskille> If they eat it
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<DrBones> Some of them are just barely lucid, but cannot control their bodies
<Zaskille> And gradually turns them into zombies
<Spandez> biohazard addictive gunk
<Spandez> based on the Hostess filling circa 1960
<Zaskille> I imagine hostess cupcakes are like that
<DrBones> Hostess cupcakes are apparently sufficient to brainwash from a distance
<Zaskille> Thus the NO NOT THE CUPCAKES
<Zaskille> He's addicted
<Zaskille> He knows he's addicted
<DrBones> Because I'm damn well certain that Iceberg-Head hasn't ever had a Cupcake before
<DrBones> And this is his first one
<Zaskille> And he can't stop enjoying them
<Dinorocket> He needs them
<Dinorocket> But he wants to kick the habbit
<Dinorocket> habit
<Zaskille> Jesus christ how horrifying
<Zaskille> He can't control himself he must have the hostess
<DrBones> All the villains say "for the love of god, if someone comes at you with a hostess pastry, you're better off dead"
<Dinorocket> "NO NOT THE HOSTESS! PLEASE I JUST WANT TO KICK THE STUFF!"
<DrBones> And he's heard the stories
<DrBones> And then SOMEONE just comes up with a fucking cupcake
<Zaskille> His body is moving in its own and he can't do anything about it
<DrBones> WAKE ME UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE
<DrBones> >I lost my head and here I am
<Zaskille> >WHY CAN'T I MOVE MY ARMS
<Zaskille> >NO
<Zaskille> >NO
<DrBones> Yeah, this is literally nightmarish brainwashing
<Zaskille> >WHY AM I SMILING
<Zaskille> >NO I DON'T LIKE CUPCAKES
<DrBones> And there he is, sitting in a tank.
<Zaskille> >NO PLEASE
<DrBones> A shadow of his former self
<Zaskille> >NOOOOOOOO
<DrBones> Lamenting his miserable existence
<DrBones> And shoveling cupcakes into his nonexistent mouth
<Dinorocket> Poor man!
<DrBones> He can't even keep them down
<DrBones> He's just a fucking head and some tentacles
<DrBones> The most he's doing is dirtying the water around him
<DrBones> And LOOK, they've got him out in the sun
<DrBones> Iceberg-Head is dying horribly and slowly while he can't do a damn thing about it
<Dinorocket> Damn Aquaman is cruel
<DrBones> I gotta say, situations like this are the creepiest possible plot
<Zaskille> Yeah fruit pies and shit have to be played up as some horror movie shit?