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SnuggleWuggling

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Apr 27th, 2018
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  1. Weaboo here.
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  3. Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is weaboos have NEVER been attracted to real women: we needed them for warmth, love, and procreation, and money is what we traded for those things (or they just NTR'd us).
  4. But now? First-world women have been totally cucking us, so no need to worry about us. We're taking over the entertainment force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And sex dolls with waifu pillows has made warmth and love totally unnecessary; we can just buy the anime figures (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly given to us without getting within ten feet of a 3DPD.
  5. Weaboos are naturally more attracted to cute 2D girls. Who wouldn't be? They're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like 3DPD. And they know how to please us like no real girl ever could. Fapping to hentai can last for hours.
  6. Every day more and more weaboos are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of 3DPDs act as designated lost causes and the rest of you whales are eunuchs designated for whining and free labor exclusively. Deal with it.
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