“Gross, Guy!” she said to Green Lantern, whose real name was Guy Gardner. “That’s not a drinking fountain. It’s a fountain fountain. You know, like the kind pigeons poop in.”
“Fine,” Green Lantern said. He held up his ring. A green light shone from the ring and formed itself into a solid green water bottle with a filtration cap. He filled the bottle from the plume of water and delicately sipped from the it. “Satisfied?”
“Still gross,” Hawkgirl declared as Green Lantern belched. Urrrp!

Chapter 9