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TIFU by tossing my full 8 month old in the air.

Apr 1st, 2020
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  1. So, I haven't been a mom long. 8 months and in those 8 months, my daughter had a habit of spitting up after she ate everytime. Well, that pretty much stopped by 7 months old and she hadn't spit up on me in a while(she ALWAYS spit up on me, not daddy). So, I gave her her lunch of pureed peaches today and as usual, washed it down with bottle. She was smiling so much and just looked so adorable that I picked her up and tossed her into the air the way she likes. It makes her giggle and I love it. It also makes me open mouth laugh. Without telltale warning of the imminent eruption, she proceeds to spit up into my open mouth. Not on my closed lips. INSIDE my mouth. I just stood there, unable to process what had happen. Not a taste I'll forget.
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  3. TLDR; I tossed my baby in the air after she just ate and she threw up IN my mouth as I was laughing with her.
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