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- >Future
- >Conspiracy Theorist Lyra
- >[spoiler]http://i.4cdn.org/k/src/1387303715659.jpg[/spoiler]
- >Day SWEET CHRIST in Equestria
- >You’ve never been this butthurt in your life.
- >Mainly because you’ve never gotten brutally assfucked before.
- >And of course, this all HAD to happen while the Elements were vacationing in Canterlot.
- >You came pretty hard, though.
- >What buttfucked you?
- >It sorta stepped out of a shimmering hole in the sky, and somehow uttered the three most horrible words you’ve ever heard through its face-obscuring gasmask.
- >”GREETINKS FELLOW HHHUMONK!”
- >You tried desperately to avoid the horrible abomination, but your poor legs were no match for its STRONK JUMP.
- >The horror landed before you with a KREK of its legs, and stared directly into your soul.
- >You could feel your dick literally retreat into your body cavity.
- >The creature from another dimension leaned down next to you and whispered into your ear, “Will you struggle?”
- >GETTIN_THE_FUCK_OUTTA_HERE.JPG.TIFF.WAV
- >You got up on your sorry feet and tried your best to hightail it out of there.
- >As you rounded the corner, that thing’s voice cut into your brain.
- >”STRUKKLE DETEKTED, ENGAGING SUBROUTINE ROMEO ALPHA PETER EASY”
- >OHFUCKOHFUCK
- >”PRIMING ASSPULPER.EXE”
- >You’ve skirted the corner of the mayor’s office, so what the hell is it doing?
- >A quick peek around the corner reveals a giant horse dildo attached to its crotch.
- >”PNEUMATICS: MAX PRESSURE”
- >There was a quick breath on your cheek.
- >Startled, you whipped around to come face to face with the worst possible pony in this or any situation.
- >You nearly smacked your head into Lyra’s snout.
- >Her mane was frazzled, just like always.
- >”OHMIGOD ANON YOU’VE GOTTA HELP ME HE’S HERE FOR MY PLUSH PERFECT PONY PUS-“
- >”POWER SETTING: 100% MAXIMAL”
- “Calm down, Lyra, we can work through this. We need to find a way to stop that thing!”
- >”B-but what if it’s the Giant Monkey Man from the 9th Dimension? Or the Average-Sized Monkey Man from the 8th Dimension? Oh man what if it’s one of the ancient Neigyptians?”
- >She was always like this, especially around Fluttershy.
- >Something about that pony just sets her off.
- >Come to think of it…
- >This whole thing may just be…
- >”LUBRICATION”
- >
- >“0%”
- >The thing’s horse dildo annihilated the wall of the mayor’s office and embedded itself straight into your poor, puckered, unlubricated asshole.
- “SWEET CHRIST”
- >Another portal opened up in front of you.
- >Lyra started hyperventilating.
- >”Ohgoddonttouchmeohgoddonttouchmeohgod-“
- >Fluttershy stepped out.
- >”So, is getting anally rammed by a mechanical abomination your fetish, Anon?”
- >You gazed skyward, having just cum the hardest in your entire life.
- >And that’s the story of how you were made butthurt by
- “FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!”
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