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- [21:51] <GMOwen> When the pimp is in the crib, folk such as Luize, Mirai, Yukiko, and/or Eri drop it like itโs hot. Whatever it might be. And ignoring why itโs hot.
- [21:51] <GMOwen> Intro: Today is a day in which the pool is going to get filled by some company that has a truck with a water tank on it. Remember, they totally had a pool? Anyways, people are just bumming around the first floor waiting for it to get filled.
- [21:52] <GMOwen> No they canโt just go swimming, because thereโs probably other stuff that should get done to it too, like chlorine maybe? These words are boring. Watch the bloody show.
- [21:52] <GMOwen> ...
- [21:53] * [Owen]Josh is still pretty tired; he had to get up to talk with the water-truck guy. He was up late finishing homework, the procrastinator.
- [21:55] * Mirai is doing her usual cleaning routine, but without focus. She's looking forward to the pool being filled.
- [21:55] <Mirai> My~ today is hot isn't it~?
- [21:56] * Mirai say that to no one in particuliar when she's cleaning the stairways.
- [21:56] * Luize is in her thin clothes, its almost transparent.
- [21:57] * [Owen]Josh is half-asleep on the couch, not thinking about class in the afternoon.
- [21:57] <Mirai> hot isn't it~?
- [21:58] * Mirai wriggles a feather in Josh's ear.
- [21:58] <Mirai> Hot~ isn't~ it~?
- [21:58] * [Owen]Josh half-wakes up.
- [21:58] <[Owen]Josh> "Huh wha-wha? Not asleep, not... okay, maybe..."
- [21:58] * Mirai is still having fun with her ticklefeather.
- [21:59] <Luize> Haah! Damn it! Why in the heavens' hell does it have to be so hot...
- [21:59] * [Owen]Josh lazily tries to swat the ticklefeather away.
- [21:59] * Mirai catch the drift.
- [21:59] * Mirai ahems, and pretend to be Professor McLuster from the university.
- [21:59] <Mirai> "Mister Joseph! Did you find my class that boring to you?!"
- [22:00] * [Owen]Josh isn't THAT asleep.
- [22:00] <[Owen]Josh> "It's Joshua, professor."
- [22:00] <Mirai> Oops.
- [22:00] <Mirai> Teehee~
- [22:01] * [Owen]Josh rolls eyes, then rubs them, trying to wake up more.
- [22:01] <Mirai> Something to wake you up? some ice, on your eyelids, maybe?
- [22:02] <[Owen]Josh> "No, please no. I'm, nyyyeeehhh, I'm awake. Just, trying to be, more awake."
- [22:02] * Luize looks in the fridge, hopefully finding something to cool her down.
- [22:03] * Mirai is, however, still in her full maid outfit.
- [22:03] * Mirai is sweating.
- [22:04] * [Owen]Josh wonders how hot it is...
- [22:04] <[Owen]Josh> "Dang... shouldn't be this hot this early in the year..."
- [22:05] <[Owen]Josh> "Hope the profs let class out early."
- [22:06] <Mirai> I doubt it...
- [22:06] * [Owen]Josh shrugs.
- [22:06] <[Owen]Josh> "It happens."
- [22:06] <[Owen]Josh> "S'why I love winter, though."
- [22:06] <Mirai> I can still remember my friend in wind instrument department having to blow that huge horn in this midday heat...
- [22:07] <[Owen]Josh> "You can put on as much as you want, but you can only take so much off."
- [22:07] <Mirai> Ah. you mean my outfit?
- [22:07] * [Owen]Josh sees where this is going.
- [22:08] <Mirai> That I cannot do. I'm a maid, no? I should be in my uniform.
- [22:08] <[Owen]Josh> "No, I do not mean YOUR outfit. I mean in general."
- [22:08] <Luize> Ahhh!!~
- [22:08] * Luize comes to their room with a cup of iced tea, refreshed.
- [22:08] <Mirai> but if you- Ah, greetings, Luize.
- [22:08] <[Owen]Josh> "Also bugger your outfit, Mirai. Just put on some shorts and a thin shirt or something. When have I actually cared?"
- [22:09] <[Owen]Josh> "Also hi Luize."
- [22:09] * [Owen]Josh wishes he would have bought a box fan or something.
- [22:10] <[huh]Yukiko> A drop of sweat contacts with Mirai's head from above.
- [22:11] * Mirai looks up.
- [22:11] * [huh]Yukiko is on the ceiling, but she's sweating in the heat.
- [22:12] <Mirai> I spy a fried kunoichi!
- [22:12] * Luize holds up a cup of Iced Tea to whoever wants it.
- [22:12] * [huh]Yukiko looks down.
- [22:12] <Luize> Here! This will refresh ya!
- [22:13] <[huh]Yukiko> "I've been found..."
- [22:13] <Mirai> thank you for your generosity.
- [22:13] * Mirai takes the iced tea.
- [22:14] <Mirai> And for your comment, Joshie.
- [22:14] * Mirai fufu~
- [22:14] <Mirai> So you DO want to see me in less clothings, after all~
- [22:14] <[Owen]Josh> "I refuse to comment on that."
- [22:14] <Mirai> but don't worry. I can take at least this much.
- [22:15] * [huh]Yukiko drops to the floor and downs an iced tea.
- [22:15] <Mirai> After all, a maid wouldn't be a maid without maid outfit. else, that would be cosplay!
- [22:15] * Mirai is determined!
- [22:15] <[huh]Yukiko> "This suit seems like a bit much, though..."
- [22:16] * [huh]Yukiko is sweating in her full dress.
- [22:16] <Mirai> I agree on that...
- [22:16] * Mirai put an ice in her mouth.
- [22:16] <Luize> Oh.. yukiko..
- [22:16] <Mirai> Glugglug~
- [22:16] <Luize> Where did you come from?
- [22:17] <[huh]Yukiko> "Japan, we've been over this."
- [22:17] <Luize> I mean..
- [22:17] * [huh]Yukiko sets the empty glass on a surface.
- [22:17] * Luize points to the cieling.
- [22:17] * [Owen]Josh gets up from the couch.
- [22:17] <[Owen]Josh> "You're hopeless. Both of you."
- [22:18] * [Owen]Josh goes upstairs for some reason...
- [22:18] * [Owen]Josh does not say why.
- [22:18] * Mirai follows.
- [22:18] <[huh]Yukiko> "Who's 'both of you'? Master Josh, surely you don't include me in-"
- [22:18] * Mirai smiles while she's at it.
- [22:18] <[huh]Yukiko> "Master Josh!"
- [22:18] * [huh]Yukiko watches him leave.
- [22:19] * Luize sighs...
- [22:19] * [Owen]Josh knocks on the door of Yukiko's room knowing full well she's not in there.
- [22:20] <[Owen]Josh> "Yukiko?"
- [22:20] * [Owen]Josh says at the door.
- [22:20] <[Owen]Josh> "Yukiko, I'm going to assume you're not in this room."
- [22:20] * [Owen]Josh knocks again. No one answers. Obviously.
- [22:21] <[huh]Yukiko> "...This is your fault."
- [22:21] <Luize> Wait.. its my fault?
- [22:21] * Luize looks at Yukiko.
- [22:22] <[huh]Yukiko> "Definitely."
- [22:22] * Luize frowns.
- [22:22] <Luize> W-what!?
- [22:23] * [Owen]Josh enters Yukiko's room and goes to her closet.
- [22:23] <[Owen]Josh> "Can't believe I'm doing this..."
- [22:24] * Mirai is sticking close to Josh's tail.
- [22:24] <Mirai> I can't believe it too.
- [22:24] * [Owen]Josh ignores her for now.
- [22:24] * [Owen]Josh rummages around looking for some lighter-weight clothing.
- [22:24] * Luize punches Yukiko ineffectively.
- [22:24] <Luize> Wah!
- [22:25] <[huh]Yukiko> "Gah!"
- [22:25] * [huh]Yukiko is punched.
- [22:25] * [Owen]Josh cannot understand Japanese clothing!
- [22:25] <Mirai> ...do you need some help?
- [22:26] <[Owen]Josh> "Yes, help, please. Looking for something for her to wear that is less of a three-piece suit and more of a something that makes people sweat less."
- [22:26] <Mirai> Ah!
- [22:26] <[Owen]Josh> "But it is all made of Japan..."
- [22:26] <Mirai> In this hot and sunny day, how about a camisole?
- [22:26] <[Owen]Josh> I was looking for one, but I couldn't find it...
- [22:26] <Mirai> I doubt Yuki has anything but a shirt and slacks.
- [22:27] <Mirai> so I'll get mine in a jiffy!
- [22:27] * Mirai dash!
- [22:27] * Mirai re-dash back!
- [22:33] <Mirai> There!
- [22:33] * Mirai present Josh with a pink camisole, along with extra chest padding Yuki may need to wear in order to fit in with mirai's clothings.
- [22:34] * [Owen]Josh takes the camisole but looks skeptically at the padding.
- [22:34] <[Owen]Josh> "...really...?"
- [22:34] <[Owen]Josh> "Really, Mirai?"
- [22:34] <Mirai> hm?
- [22:35] <Mirai> H-hey, I'm just being considerate!
- [22:35] * Mirai is being all defensive!
- [22:36] <[Owen]Josh> "That's the, uhh..."
- [22:36] * [Owen]Josh wonders how to say this...
- [22:36] <[Owen]Josh> "The wrong kind of considerate."
- [22:36] * Luize hugs Yukiko anyways.
- [22:36] <Luize> Can't stay mad at you forever.
- [22:36] * [huh]Yukiko pats Luize.
- [22:36] <Mirai> I thought it will be kinda loose around the chest area, so...
- [22:36] * [Owen]Josh has a better idea.
- [22:37] * [Owen]Josh hands Mirai back her own camisole.
- [22:37] <Mirai> Ah-?
- [22:37] <[Owen]Josh> "Here; you just wear this yourself."
- [22:37] <Mirai> N-no!
- [22:37] <[Owen]Josh> "I was gonna go to your closet next anyways."
- [22:38] <Mirai> That's invasion of privacy!
- [22:38] * Mirai is now hissing like a cat.
- [22:39] <[Owen]Josh> "And this isn't?"
- [22:39] <[Owen]Josh> "Come on; it's either I get you clothes you won't get yourselves, or you keep sweating."
- [22:39] <Mirai> I'm fine sweating!
- [22:40] * Mirai , with her uneasiness combined, is now sweating even more.
- [22:40] <[Owen]Josh> "Well, I'm not, and your forehead isn't either."
- [22:40] <Mirai> eh-?
- [22:40] <Luize> Ah...what are the others doing anyway?
- [22:41] <[huh]Yukiko> "Dunno."
- [22:41] <[Owen]Josh> "So it's either change into something smarter from your own wardrobe, or I MAKE you change into something smarter from MINE."
- [22:41] * Mirai touch her forehead to check, and no. she didn't suddenly become a wide-forehead little aristocrat lady type.
- [22:41] <[Owen]Josh> "Your choice. I'ma go invade your privacy now."
- [22:41] * [Owen]Josh starts walking back to the hallway.
- [22:41] * Mirai grins.
- [22:42] <Mirai> A-alright...
- [22:42] <Luize> Let's go check!~
- [22:42] <Mirai> You want to pick? then pick!
- [22:42] * Luize releases and goes along her merry way.
- [22:42] <Mirai> Let's see who can tolerate the embarrassment more!
- [22:42] * Mirai leads Josh to her room.
- [22:42] * [Owen]Josh is led. So, the heat is on, is it?
- [22:42] * [huh]Yukiko follows Luize.
- [22:43] * Mirai and Josh is now in front of Mirai's wardrobe.
- [22:43] <Mirai> Have at you!
- [22:44] <[Owen]Josh> "At me, I have your wardrobe."
- [22:44] <[Owen]Josh> "Am I allowed to open it then?"
- [22:44] <Mirai> go ahead
- [22:44] * Mirai bite her lips.
- [22:45] * [Owen]Josh steels his will. He is here to make her wear something for the weather. That is all. Everything else in his mind is a temptation that is not to be followed...
- [22:45] * [Owen]Josh opens the wardrobe. What does he find, hmm...
- [22:46] <Luize> ...this should be Mirai's room....
- [22:46] <Mirai> [first strike. String panties.]
- [22:46] <Mirai> Kuh-!
- [22:46] <Mirai> F... for you to grab that as your first target...
- [22:47] * [Owen]Josh doesn't dwell on the mistakes. Come on, he's just looking for some shorts or lounge pants...
- [22:47] <Mirai> I-I'm not going to tell you what is where, so yeah!
- [22:48] <[Owen]Josh> "If you'd organize like a rational human this wouldn't be a problem! How do you find anything in here?"
- [22:48] * [Owen]Josh sorts through all sorts of things. Wasn't she supposed to be an impoverished maid with not many options or something?
- [22:48] * [huh]Yukiko opens the door.
- [22:48] <[huh]Yukiko> ...
- [22:49] <[huh]Yukiko> "Master Josh? What exactly are you holding?"
- [22:49] <Mirai> [it's an extra large bra.]
- [22:49] <[Owen]Josh> "Mirai's stupidity, Yukiko. And yes, I stand by that statement."
- [22:49] * Luize looks onward, she grins sheepishly.
- [22:49] * Mirai can't help but goes PFFTAHAHAHA at Yukiko's just-as-planned cue.
- [22:49] <Luize> Hehe~
- [22:49] <[Owen]Josh> "It could just as easily be your stupidity, too."
- [22:50] <Luize> How bold Josh~
- [22:50] * [Owen]Josh is keeping his straight face.
- [22:50] <Mirai> He is now rummaging a girl's wardrobe!
- [22:50] <Mirai> look how he breathe heavily while scrounging through my lingerie!
- [22:50] * [Owen]Josh holds things only as long as it takes to put them aside. Why are lightweight lounge pants so hard to find?
- [22:51] <Mirai> [Josh finally found one of those aerobic short tights.]
- [22:51] <[Owen]Josh> "That's right, girls, keep thinking that. It just means in the end, I win for being the bigger person."
- [22:52] <[huh]Yukiko> "...So, can you two explain yourselves?"
- [22:52] * [Owen]Josh looks at the tights. They're... an option. He sets them aside.
- [22:52] <[Owen]Josh> "I can; she can't."
- [22:52] <[Owen]Josh> "It's hot. I want you both to wear lighter clothes. And you won't unless I make you."
- [22:53] <[Owen]Josh> "But you still wouldn't even then, so I'm finding them FOR you instead."
- [22:53] <[Owen]Josh> "Mirai's making it into a big deal."
- [22:53] * Mirai is holding her laughter.
- [22:54] * Luize clings on to Yukiko for extra threat.
- [22:54] <[huh]Yukiko> "...Wait, us? So, you went through my drawers, too?"
- [22:54] <[Owen]Josh> "I tried, but they were in Japanese. I couldn't understand them."
- [22:54] <[Owen]Josh> "Mirai, do you even OWN lounge pants?"
- [22:55] <[Owen]Josh> "Like, pants you'd wear for sleeping or whatever?"
- [22:55] <Mirai> [further search net josh generic run-off-the-mill panties and bra, a rather strange-looking tee, and pink miniskirt.]
- [22:55] * Luize giggles.
- [22:55] * Luize then whispers to Yukiko.
- [22:56] <Luize> He loved them too~..especially that one.
- [22:56] * [Owen]Josh is tempted to make her walk around in her underwear, because that WOULD beat the heat at least. But he doesn't seriously consider it, obviously.
- [22:57] * [huh]Yukiko just sighs.
- [22:58] <Mirai> [Mirai's wardrobe seriously lacks shorts of any kind.]
- [22:58] * [Owen]Josh stands back up and turns to Mirai.
- [22:59] <Mirai> H-how's that?!
- [22:59] <[Owen]Josh> "That is a travesty, is what. I will blame Uncle Joe and not you."
- [23:00] <[Owen]Josh> "Yukiko, you're smart, right? Do you have anything a ninja would wear for a hot day?"
- [23:00] <Luize> Yukiko is smart?~
- [23:00] * Luize looks upwards to her, with beaming eyes.
- [23:00] * [huh]Yukiko nods.
- [23:00] <[huh]Yukiko> "I do."
- [23:08] <[Owen]Josh> "Change into them, why don't you. I have no idea why I didn't just say that in the first place."
- [23:08] <Mirai> H-hey!
- [23:08] <Mirai> Are you calling me, a graduated uni student, not smart?
- [23:08] * [huh]Yukiko bows and leaves the room.
- [23:09] * Luize follows Yukiko.
- [23:10] <[Owen]Josh> "A graduate student that doesn't have a practical wardrobe is like a professional rifleman taking a musket into World War 3."
- [23:10] * [Owen]Josh thinks that's a decent analogy, maybe.
- [23:11] <[Owen]Josh> "I mean, yeah, you can USE it, but it's not useful."
- [23:11] * [huh]Yukiko makes sure Luize is out of her room when she closes the door to change.
- [23:11] <Mirai> Sheesh! I just arrange it in the way only I understand!
- [23:11] <Mirai> You know encryption, right? Yeah that!
- [23:11] * Luize frowns.
- [23:12] <Luize> Yuki.. how dare you.....
- [23:12] <[Owen]Josh> "I'm talking about WHAT you wear, not how you arrange it."
- [23:12] <Mirai> I'm just remain true to my duty, that is all.
- [23:12] <Mirai> A-anyway!
- [23:12] <Mirai> If you want me to change that much, I will.
- [23:13] <Mirai> Just get out of my room, would you please?
- [23:13] * [Owen]Josh is shooed out into the hallway with Luize.
- [23:13] * Mirai lashes out at Luize before closing the door.
- [23:13] <Mirai> and whats with that skimpy outfit?! A kid should not wear that!
- [23:14] * [huh]Yukiko steps out in a thin silk oriental dress.
- [23:15] <[huh]Yukiko> "This is a bit formal, but..."
- [23:15] <Luize> Ooh..
- [23:15] * [huh]Yukiko unties her hair.
- [23:16] * [Owen]Josh looks Yukiko over. Not the best for ninja-ing, but it's a hot day so it's fine.
- [23:16] <Luize> Looks nice on you~
- [23:16] <[Owen]Josh> "Mmm, when you're hot formality doesn't matter. Is it cool enough for you?"
- [23:16] <Luize> Y-yuki-chan!~
- [23:17] <Luize> Make me one of those dress when you get the chance!
- [23:18] <[huh]Yukiko> "I can't actually sew something like this..."
- [23:18] * Mirai take some times before coming down with new getups. It's a tanktop with her (and josh's) university print, a rather bulky belt, and a baggy jeans.
- [23:18] * [huh]Yukiko looks toward her feet.
- [23:18] <Mirai> guh... Feels like i'm a student again.
- [23:19] * Mirai still keep her headband on.
- [23:19] * Luize frowns..
- [23:20] <Luize> Well... Yuki..
- [23:20] <Luize> I guess.. we can work on one together?
- [23:21] <[huh]Yukiko> "mm..."
- [23:21] * [huh]Yukiko makes a noncommital noise.
- [23:21] * [Owen]Josh turns to Mirai.
- [23:21] <[Owen]Josh> "Ehh... you SURE you don't have anything better than those jeans, Mirai?"
- [23:21] <[Owen]Josh> "I mean, they're kinda warm."
- [23:22] <Mirai> Wh-whatever!
- [23:22] * Mirai is quite grumpy.
- [23:23] * Luize sighs..
- [23:23] <Luize> Ah well... I was going to teach you how to sew but ok..
- [23:23] <[Owen]Josh> "I've got some lightweight pants if you wanna borrow 'em, Mirai."
- [23:23] <[Owen]Josh> "Just trying to keep you comfortable. You'll thank me later."
- [23:24] <Mirai> No thanks. I'll be out of this outfit soon enough.
- [23:25] <Mirai> The pool is being filled, no?
- [23:25] <[Owen]Josh> "It'll be a few hours still, and then we gotta like let the chlorine filter in and stuff."
- [23:26] <[Owen]Josh> "Technically we really shouldn't swim in it until it's ready, which probably won't be 'till tomorrow."
- [23:26] <Mirai> ...
- [23:28] <Luize> Great...
- [23:28] * Luize turns back to the others.
- [23:28] <Mirai> I... I don't like shorts...
- [23:28] <[huh]Yukiko> "Don't like them?"
- [23:29] * [Owen]Josh is equally confused.
- [23:29] <Mirai> Aye
- [23:30] <[huh]Yukiko> "I've never worn them... Is there anything to dislike?"
- [23:30] <[Owen]Josh> "Why... not? Enlighten me. Unless, I mean, if it's personal..."
- [23:30] <Mirai> It's...
- [23:30] * Mirai mumble.
- [23:31] <Mirai> It's not girly...
- [23:31] * [huh]Yukiko nods.
- [23:31] * [Owen]Josh facepalms.
- [23:31] <Mirai> I wear shorts and i feel like i'm a middle-aged man lazing around on sofa drinking beer...
- [23:32] * Mirai does that a lot.
- [23:32] <[huh]Yukiko> "Is that really all that separates you from a middle-aged man?"
- [23:32] <[Owen]Josh> "I... I... really, have no response to that."
- [23:33] <Luize> We have a certain someone doing that as it is..
- [23:33] * Luize sighs.
- [23:33] * Mirai mumble mumble
- [23:33] <[huh]Yukiko> "Oh, her. Josh, do you still insist on keeping that harlot around?"
- [23:33] <Mirai> So... Yeah. Don't wanna.
- [23:34] * [Owen]Josh thinks about Mirai's statement...
- [23:35] <[Owen]Josh> "Wait... what harlot?"
- [23:36] <[huh]Yukiko> "The trash on our sofa."
- [23:37] <Mirai> M-me?
- [23:38] * Luize giggles.
- [23:39] <Mirai> See? If i'm off of my outfit, people will think of me as a couch potato!
- [23:40] * [Owen]Josh is very confused now.
- [23:40] <[huh]Yukiko> "I don't mean you, Mirai."
- [23:40] <[Owen]Josh> "Luize, then? But she's not on the couch."
- [23:41] <Mirai> Oh? Not me?
- [23:41] <Mirai> Then whatever~
- [23:41] * Mirai shifts into carefree state.
- [23:43] <[huh]Yukiko> "I mean the other one, Josh."
- [23:44] <[Owen]Josh> "Oh, Eri?"
- [23:44] <[huh]Yukiko> "That one."
- [23:44] <[Owen]Josh> "It's not like she's doing anything wrong."
- [23:44] * [Owen]Josh shrugs.
- [23:44] <[Owen]Josh> "Plus now that she's clean she's not nearly so bad."
- [23:45] <Mirai> A harlot may be too harsh.
- [23:45] <Mirai> Just a bum~
- [23:45] <[huh]Yukiko> "The one is as good as the other, Mirai."
- [23:46] <Mirai> Let's be friendly to her. It's as josh said. She didn't do anything bad.
- [23:46] * [Owen]Josh shrugs again.
- [23:46] <[Owen]Josh> "But apparently I'm a pimp, so, like, whatever, you know?"
- [23:46] <Luize> Oh my Josh you're really taking after Uncle Joe now~
- [23:47] * [Owen]Josh goes :|
- [23:47] <Mirai> Wait wait wait let me let me!
- [23:47] * Mirai impersonate Josh.
- [23:47] <[Owen]Josh> "No, see, that right there was a joke."
- [23:47] <Mirai> "i am disappoint."
- [23:47] * Mirai laughs.
- [23:48] * [huh]Yukiko cocks her head.
- [23:48] <[Owen]Josh> "What are we even doing here anymore?"
- [23:50] * [Owen]Josh has started to forget the point of making them change clothes.
- [23:52] <[huh]Yukiko> "...Hey, Josh?"
- [23:52] <[Owen]Josh> "Ehh, yeah?"
- [23:53] <[huh]Yukiko> "...How do I look?"
- [23:54] <[Owen]Josh> "Oh, uhh..."
- [23:55] <[Owen]Josh> "Do you want me so say something poetic or something? I mean, anyone can just say nice, right?"
- [23:56] <[huh]Yukiko> "Anything is fine. Just say what you think."
- [23:57] * [huh]Yukiko leans closer.
- [23:59] * [Owen]Josh whispers into her ear so the others can't hear.
- [00:01] <[Owen]Josh> {"I like it. Because it's pretty, but smart. Which is a lot better than pretty"}
- [00:03] * [huh]Yukiko turns a shade of red.
- [00:05] <GMOwen> D'aww, Josh did something right! Despite everything else he just did being wrong!
- [00:05] <GMOwen> I mean, a girl's wardrobe? That's just asking for shenanigans.
- [00:05] <GMOwen> See you next time, maybe. Probably. Eventually.
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