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[21:51] <GMOwen> When the pimp is in the crib, folk such as Luize, Mirai, Yukiko, and/or Eri drop it like itโs hot. Whatever it might be. And ignoring why itโs hot. [21:51] <GMOwen> Intro: Today is a day in which the pool is going to get filled by some company that has a truck with a water tank on it. Remember, they totally had a pool? Anyways, people are just bumming around the first floor waiting for it to get filled. [21:52] <GMOwen> No they canโt just go swimming, because thereโs probably other stuff that should get done to it too, like chlorine maybe? These words are boring. Watch the bloody show. [21:52] <GMOwen> ... [21:53] * [Owen]Josh is still pretty tired; he had to get up to talk with the water-truck guy. He was up late finishing homework, the procrastinator. [21:55] * Mirai is doing her usual cleaning routine, but without focus. She's looking forward to the pool being filled. [21:55] <Mirai> My~ today is hot isn't it~? [21:56] * Mirai say that to no one in particuliar when she's cleaning the stairways. [21:56] * Luize is in her thin clothes, its almost transparent. [21:57] * [Owen]Josh is half-asleep on the couch, not thinking about class in the afternoon. [21:57] <Mirai> hot isn't it~? [21:58] * Mirai wriggles a feather in Josh's ear. [21:58] <Mirai> Hot~ isn't~ it~? [21:58] * [Owen]Josh half-wakes up. [21:58] <[Owen]Josh> "Huh wha-wha? Not asleep, not... okay, maybe..." [21:58] * Mirai is still having fun with her ticklefeather. [21:59] <Luize> Haah! Damn it! Why in the heavens' hell does it have to be so hot... [21:59] * [Owen]Josh lazily tries to swat the ticklefeather away. [21:59] * Mirai catch the drift. [21:59] * Mirai ahems, and pretend to be Professor McLuster from the university. [21:59] <Mirai> "Mister Joseph! Did you find my class that boring to you?!" [22:00] * [Owen]Josh isn't THAT asleep. [22:00] <[Owen]Josh> "It's Joshua, professor." [22:00] <Mirai> Oops. [22:00] <Mirai> Teehee~ [22:01] * [Owen]Josh rolls eyes, then rubs them, trying to wake up more. [22:01] <Mirai> Something to wake you up? some ice, on your eyelids, maybe? [22:02] <[Owen]Josh> "No, please no. I'm, nyyyeeehhh, I'm awake. Just, trying to be, more awake." [22:02] * Luize looks in the fridge, hopefully finding something to cool her down. [22:03] * Mirai is, however, still in her full maid outfit. [22:03] * Mirai is sweating. [22:04] * [Owen]Josh wonders how hot it is... [22:04] <[Owen]Josh> "Dang... shouldn't be this hot this early in the year..." [22:05] <[Owen]Josh> "Hope the profs let class out early." [22:06] <Mirai> I doubt it... [22:06] * [Owen]Josh shrugs. [22:06] <[Owen]Josh> "It happens." [22:06] <[Owen]Josh> "S'why I love winter, though." [22:06] <Mirai> I can still remember my friend in wind instrument department having to blow that huge horn in this midday heat... [22:07] <[Owen]Josh> "You can put on as much as you want, but you can only take so much off." [22:07] <Mirai> Ah. you mean my outfit? [22:07] * [Owen]Josh sees where this is going. [22:08] <Mirai> That I cannot do. I'm a maid, no? I should be in my uniform. [22:08] <[Owen]Josh> "No, I do not mean YOUR outfit. I mean in general." [22:08] <Luize> Ahhh!!~ [22:08] * Luize comes to their room with a cup of iced tea, refreshed. [22:08] <Mirai> but if you- Ah, greetings, Luize. [22:08] <[Owen]Josh> "Also bugger your outfit, Mirai. Just put on some shorts and a thin shirt or something. When have I actually cared?" [22:09] <[Owen]Josh> "Also hi Luize." [22:09] * [Owen]Josh wishes he would have bought a box fan or something. [22:10] <[huh]Yukiko> A drop of sweat contacts with Mirai's head from above. [22:11] * Mirai looks up. [22:11] * [huh]Yukiko is on the ceiling, but she's sweating in the heat. [22:12] <Mirai> I spy a fried kunoichi! [22:12] * Luize holds up a cup of Iced Tea to whoever wants it. [22:12] * [huh]Yukiko looks down. [22:12] <Luize> Here! This will refresh ya! [22:13] <[huh]Yukiko> "I've been found..." [22:13] <Mirai> thank you for your generosity. [22:13] * Mirai takes the iced tea. [22:14] <Mirai> And for your comment, Joshie. [22:14] * Mirai fufu~ [22:14] <Mirai> So you DO want to see me in less clothings, after all~ [22:14] <[Owen]Josh> "I refuse to comment on that." [22:14] <Mirai> but don't worry. I can take at least this much. [22:15] * [huh]Yukiko drops to the floor and downs an iced tea. [22:15] <Mirai> After all, a maid wouldn't be a maid without maid outfit. else, that would be cosplay! [22:15] * Mirai is determined! [22:15] <[huh]Yukiko> "This suit seems like a bit much, though..." [22:16] * [huh]Yukiko is sweating in her full dress. [22:16] <Mirai> I agree on that... [22:16] * Mirai put an ice in her mouth. [22:16] <Luize> Oh.. yukiko.. [22:16] <Mirai> Glugglug~ [22:16] <Luize> Where did you come from? [22:17] <[huh]Yukiko> "Japan, we've been over this." [22:17] <Luize> I mean.. [22:17] * [huh]Yukiko sets the empty glass on a surface. [22:17] * Luize points to the cieling. [22:17] * [Owen]Josh gets up from the couch. [22:17] <[Owen]Josh> "You're hopeless. Both of you." [22:18] * [Owen]Josh goes upstairs for some reason... [22:18] * [Owen]Josh does not say why. [22:18] * Mirai follows. [22:18] <[huh]Yukiko> "Who's 'both of you'? Master Josh, surely you don't include me in-" [22:18] * Mirai smiles while she's at it. [22:18] <[huh]Yukiko> "Master Josh!" [22:18] * [huh]Yukiko watches him leave. [22:19] * Luize sighs... [22:19] * [Owen]Josh knocks on the door of Yukiko's room knowing full well she's not in there. [22:20] <[Owen]Josh> "Yukiko?" [22:20] * [Owen]Josh says at the door. [22:20] <[Owen]Josh> "Yukiko, I'm going to assume you're not in this room." [22:20] * [Owen]Josh knocks again. No one answers. Obviously. [22:21] <[huh]Yukiko> "...This is your fault." [22:21] <Luize> Wait.. its my fault? [22:21] * Luize looks at Yukiko. [22:22] <[huh]Yukiko> "Definitely." [22:22] * Luize frowns. [22:22] <Luize> W-what!? [22:23] * [Owen]Josh enters Yukiko's room and goes to her closet. [22:23] <[Owen]Josh> "Can't believe I'm doing this..." [22:24] * Mirai is sticking close to Josh's tail. [22:24] <Mirai> I can't believe it too. [22:24] * [Owen]Josh ignores her for now. [22:24] * [Owen]Josh rummages around looking for some lighter-weight clothing. [22:24] * Luize punches Yukiko ineffectively. [22:24] <Luize> Wah! [22:25] <[huh]Yukiko> "Gah!" [22:25] * [huh]Yukiko is punched. [22:25] * [Owen]Josh cannot understand Japanese clothing! [22:25] <Mirai> ...do you need some help? [22:26] <[Owen]Josh> "Yes, help, please. Looking for something for her to wear that is less of a three-piece suit and more of a something that makes people sweat less." [22:26] <Mirai> Ah! [22:26] <[Owen]Josh> "But it is all made of Japan..." [22:26] <Mirai> In this hot and sunny day, how about a camisole? [22:26] <[Owen]Josh> I was looking for one, but I couldn't find it... [22:26] <Mirai> I doubt Yuki has anything but a shirt and slacks. [22:27] <Mirai> so I'll get mine in a jiffy! [22:27] * Mirai dash! [22:27] * Mirai re-dash back! [22:33] <Mirai> There! [22:33] * Mirai present Josh with a pink camisole, along with extra chest padding Yuki may need to wear in order to fit in with mirai's clothings. [22:34] * [Owen]Josh takes the camisole but looks skeptically at the padding. [22:34] <[Owen]Josh> "...really...?" [22:34] <[Owen]Josh> "Really, Mirai?" [22:34] <Mirai> hm? [22:35] <Mirai> H-hey, I'm just being considerate! [22:35] * Mirai is being all defensive! [22:36] <[Owen]Josh> "That's the, uhh..." [22:36] * [Owen]Josh wonders how to say this... [22:36] <[Owen]Josh> "The wrong kind of considerate." [22:36] * Luize hugs Yukiko anyways. [22:36] <Luize> Can't stay mad at you forever. [22:36] * [huh]Yukiko pats Luize. [22:36] <Mirai> I thought it will be kinda loose around the chest area, so... [22:36] * [Owen]Josh has a better idea. [22:37] * [Owen]Josh hands Mirai back her own camisole. [22:37] <Mirai> Ah-? [22:37] <[Owen]Josh> "Here; you just wear this yourself." [22:37] <Mirai> N-no! [22:37] <[Owen]Josh> "I was gonna go to your closet next anyways." [22:38] <Mirai> That's invasion of privacy! [22:38] * Mirai is now hissing like a cat. [22:39] <[Owen]Josh> "And this isn't?" [22:39] <[Owen]Josh> "Come on; it's either I get you clothes you won't get yourselves, or you keep sweating." [22:39] <Mirai> I'm fine sweating! [22:40] * Mirai , with her uneasiness combined, is now sweating even more. [22:40] <[Owen]Josh> "Well, I'm not, and your forehead isn't either." [22:40] <Mirai> eh-? [22:40] <Luize> Ah...what are the others doing anyway? [22:41] <[huh]Yukiko> "Dunno." [22:41] <[Owen]Josh> "So it's either change into something smarter from your own wardrobe, or I MAKE you change into something smarter from MINE." [22:41] * Mirai touch her forehead to check, and no. she didn't suddenly become a wide-forehead little aristocrat lady type. [22:41] <[Owen]Josh> "Your choice. I'ma go invade your privacy now." [22:41] * [Owen]Josh starts walking back to the hallway. [22:41] * Mirai grins. [22:42] <Mirai> A-alright... [22:42] <Luize> Let's go check!~ [22:42] <Mirai> You want to pick? then pick! [22:42] * Luize releases and goes along her merry way. [22:42] <Mirai> Let's see who can tolerate the embarrassment more! [22:42] * Mirai leads Josh to her room. [22:42] * [Owen]Josh is led. So, the heat is on, is it? [22:42] * [huh]Yukiko follows Luize. [22:43] * Mirai and Josh is now in front of Mirai's wardrobe. [22:43] <Mirai> Have at you! [22:44] <[Owen]Josh> "At me, I have your wardrobe." [22:44] <[Owen]Josh> "Am I allowed to open it then?" [22:44] <Mirai> go ahead [22:44] * Mirai bite her lips. [22:45] * [Owen]Josh steels his will. He is here to make her wear something for the weather. That is all. Everything else in his mind is a temptation that is not to be followed... [22:45] * [Owen]Josh opens the wardrobe. What does he find, hmm... [22:46] <Luize> ...this should be Mirai's room.... [22:46] <Mirai> [first strike. String panties.] [22:46] <Mirai> Kuh-! [22:46] <Mirai> F... for you to grab that as your first target... [22:47] * [Owen]Josh doesn't dwell on the mistakes. Come on, he's just looking for some shorts or lounge pants... [22:47] <Mirai> I-I'm not going to tell you what is where, so yeah! [22:48] <[Owen]Josh> "If you'd organize like a rational human this wouldn't be a problem! How do you find anything in here?" [22:48] * [Owen]Josh sorts through all sorts of things. Wasn't she supposed to be an impoverished maid with not many options or something? [22:48] * [huh]Yukiko opens the door. [22:48] <[huh]Yukiko> ... [22:49] <[huh]Yukiko> "Master Josh? What exactly are you holding?" [22:49] <Mirai> [it's an extra large bra.] [22:49] <[Owen]Josh> "Mirai's stupidity, Yukiko. And yes, I stand by that statement." [22:49] * Luize looks onward, she grins sheepishly. [22:49] * Mirai can't help but goes PFFTAHAHAHA at Yukiko's just-as-planned cue. [22:49] <Luize> Hehe~ [22:49] <[Owen]Josh> "It could just as easily be your stupidity, too." [22:50] <Luize> How bold Josh~ [22:50] * [Owen]Josh is keeping his straight face. [22:50] <Mirai> He is now rummaging a girl's wardrobe! [22:50] <Mirai> look how he breathe heavily while scrounging through my lingerie! [22:50] * [Owen]Josh holds things only as long as it takes to put them aside. Why are lightweight lounge pants so hard to find? [22:51] <Mirai> [Josh finally found one of those aerobic short tights.] [22:51] <[Owen]Josh> "That's right, girls, keep thinking that. It just means in the end, I win for being the bigger person." [22:52] <[huh]Yukiko> "...So, can you two explain yourselves?" [22:52] * [Owen]Josh looks at the tights. They're... an option. He sets them aside. [22:52] <[Owen]Josh> "I can; she can't." [22:52] <[Owen]Josh> "It's hot. I want you both to wear lighter clothes. And you won't unless I make you." [22:53] <[Owen]Josh> "But you still wouldn't even then, so I'm finding them FOR you instead." [22:53] <[Owen]Josh> "Mirai's making it into a big deal." [22:53] * Mirai is holding her laughter. [22:54] * Luize clings on to Yukiko for extra threat. [22:54] <[huh]Yukiko> "...Wait, us? So, you went through my drawers, too?" [22:54] <[Owen]Josh> "I tried, but they were in Japanese. I couldn't understand them." [22:54] <[Owen]Josh> "Mirai, do you even OWN lounge pants?" [22:55] <[Owen]Josh> "Like, pants you'd wear for sleeping or whatever?" [22:55] <Mirai> [further search net josh generic run-off-the-mill panties and bra, a rather strange-looking tee, and pink miniskirt.] [22:55] * Luize giggles. [22:55] * Luize then whispers to Yukiko. [22:56] <Luize> He loved them too~..especially that one. [22:56] * [Owen]Josh is tempted to make her walk around in her underwear, because that WOULD beat the heat at least. But he doesn't seriously consider it, obviously. [22:57] * [huh]Yukiko just sighs. [22:58] <Mirai> [Mirai's wardrobe seriously lacks shorts of any kind.] [22:58] * [Owen]Josh stands back up and turns to Mirai. [22:59] <Mirai> H-how's that?! [22:59] <[Owen]Josh> "That is a travesty, is what. I will blame Uncle Joe and not you." [23:00] <[Owen]Josh> "Yukiko, you're smart, right? Do you have anything a ninja would wear for a hot day?" [23:00] <Luize> Yukiko is smart?~ [23:00] * Luize looks upwards to her, with beaming eyes. [23:00] * [huh]Yukiko nods. [23:00] <[huh]Yukiko> "I do." [23:08] <[Owen]Josh> "Change into them, why don't you. I have no idea why I didn't just say that in the first place." [23:08] <Mirai> H-hey! [23:08] <Mirai> Are you calling me, a graduated uni student, not smart? [23:08] * [huh]Yukiko bows and leaves the room. [23:09] * Luize follows Yukiko. [23:10] <[Owen]Josh> "A graduate student that doesn't have a practical wardrobe is like a professional rifleman taking a musket into World War 3." [23:10] * [Owen]Josh thinks that's a decent analogy, maybe. [23:11] <[Owen]Josh> "I mean, yeah, you can USE it, but it's not useful." [23:11] * [huh]Yukiko makes sure Luize is out of her room when she closes the door to change. [23:11] <Mirai> Sheesh! I just arrange it in the way only I understand! [23:11] <Mirai> You know encryption, right? Yeah that! [23:11] * Luize frowns. [23:12] <Luize> Yuki.. how dare you..... [23:12] <[Owen]Josh> "I'm talking about WHAT you wear, not how you arrange it." [23:12] <Mirai> I'm just remain true to my duty, that is all. [23:12] <Mirai> A-anyway! [23:12] <Mirai> If you want me to change that much, I will. [23:13] <Mirai> Just get out of my room, would you please? [23:13] * [Owen]Josh is shooed out into the hallway with Luize. [23:13] * Mirai lashes out at Luize before closing the door. [23:13] <Mirai> and whats with that skimpy outfit?! A kid should not wear that! [23:14] * [huh]Yukiko steps out in a thin silk oriental dress. [23:15] <[huh]Yukiko> "This is a bit formal, but..." [23:15] <Luize> Ooh.. [23:15] * [huh]Yukiko unties her hair. [23:16] * [Owen]Josh looks Yukiko over. Not the best for ninja-ing, but it's a hot day so it's fine. [23:16] <Luize> Looks nice on you~ [23:16] <[Owen]Josh> "Mmm, when you're hot formality doesn't matter. Is it cool enough for you?" [23:16] <Luize> Y-yuki-chan!~ [23:17] <Luize> Make me one of those dress when you get the chance! [23:18] <[huh]Yukiko> "I can't actually sew something like this..." [23:18] * Mirai take some times before coming down with new getups. It's a tanktop with her (and josh's) university print, a rather bulky belt, and a baggy jeans. [23:18] * [huh]Yukiko looks toward her feet. [23:18] <Mirai> guh... Feels like i'm a student again. [23:19] * Mirai still keep her headband on. [23:19] * Luize frowns.. [23:20] <Luize> Well... Yuki.. [23:20] <Luize> I guess.. we can work on one together? [23:21] <[huh]Yukiko> "mm..." [23:21] * [huh]Yukiko makes a noncommital noise. [23:21] * [Owen]Josh turns to Mirai. [23:21] <[Owen]Josh> "Ehh... you SURE you don't have anything better than those jeans, Mirai?" [23:21] <[Owen]Josh> "I mean, they're kinda warm." [23:22] <Mirai> Wh-whatever! [23:22] * Mirai is quite grumpy. [23:23] * Luize sighs.. [23:23] <Luize> Ah well... I was going to teach you how to sew but ok.. [23:23] <[Owen]Josh> "I've got some lightweight pants if you wanna borrow 'em, Mirai." [23:23] <[Owen]Josh> "Just trying to keep you comfortable. You'll thank me later." [23:24] <Mirai> No thanks. I'll be out of this outfit soon enough. [23:25] <Mirai> The pool is being filled, no? [23:25] <[Owen]Josh> "It'll be a few hours still, and then we gotta like let the chlorine filter in and stuff." [23:26] <[Owen]Josh> "Technically we really shouldn't swim in it until it's ready, which probably won't be 'till tomorrow." [23:26] <Mirai> ... [23:28] <Luize> Great... [23:28] * Luize turns back to the others. [23:28] <Mirai> I... I don't like shorts... [23:28] <[huh]Yukiko> "Don't like them?" [23:29] * [Owen]Josh is equally confused. [23:29] <Mirai> Aye [23:30] <[huh]Yukiko> "I've never worn them... Is there anything to dislike?" [23:30] <[Owen]Josh> "Why... not? Enlighten me. Unless, I mean, if it's personal..." [23:30] <Mirai> It's... [23:30] * Mirai mumble. [23:31] <Mirai> It's not girly... [23:31] * [huh]Yukiko nods. [23:31] * [Owen]Josh facepalms. [23:31] <Mirai> I wear shorts and i feel like i'm a middle-aged man lazing around on sofa drinking beer... [23:32] * Mirai does that a lot. [23:32] <[huh]Yukiko> "Is that really all that separates you from a middle-aged man?" [23:32] <[Owen]Josh> "I... I... really, have no response to that." [23:33] <Luize> We have a certain someone doing that as it is.. [23:33] * Luize sighs. [23:33] * Mirai mumble mumble [23:33] <[huh]Yukiko> "Oh, her. Josh, do you still insist on keeping that harlot around?" [23:33] <Mirai> So... Yeah. Don't wanna. [23:34] * [Owen]Josh thinks about Mirai's statement... [23:35] <[Owen]Josh> "Wait... what harlot?" [23:36] <[huh]Yukiko> "The trash on our sofa." [23:37] <Mirai> M-me? [23:38] * Luize giggles. [23:39] <Mirai> See? If i'm off of my outfit, people will think of me as a couch potato! [23:40] * [Owen]Josh is very confused now. [23:40] <[huh]Yukiko> "I don't mean you, Mirai." [23:40] <[Owen]Josh> "Luize, then? But she's not on the couch." [23:41] <Mirai> Oh? Not me? [23:41] <Mirai> Then whatever~ [23:41] * Mirai shifts into carefree state. [23:43] <[huh]Yukiko> "I mean the other one, Josh." [23:44] <[Owen]Josh> "Oh, Eri?" [23:44] <[huh]Yukiko> "That one." [23:44] <[Owen]Josh> "It's not like she's doing anything wrong." [23:44] * [Owen]Josh shrugs. [23:44] <[Owen]Josh> "Plus now that she's clean she's not nearly so bad." [23:45] <Mirai> A harlot may be too harsh. [23:45] <Mirai> Just a bum~ [23:45] <[huh]Yukiko> "The one is as good as the other, Mirai." [23:46] <Mirai> Let's be friendly to her. It's as josh said. She didn't do anything bad. [23:46] * [Owen]Josh shrugs again. [23:46] <[Owen]Josh> "But apparently I'm a pimp, so, like, whatever, you know?" [23:46] <Luize> Oh my Josh you're really taking after Uncle Joe now~ [23:47] * [Owen]Josh goes :| [23:47] <Mirai> Wait wait wait let me let me! [23:47] * Mirai impersonate Josh. [23:47] <[Owen]Josh> "No, see, that right there was a joke." [23:47] <Mirai> "i am disappoint." [23:47] * Mirai laughs. [23:48] * [huh]Yukiko cocks her head. [23:48] <[Owen]Josh> "What are we even doing here anymore?" [23:50] * [Owen]Josh has started to forget the point of making them change clothes. [23:52] <[huh]Yukiko> "...Hey, Josh?" [23:52] <[Owen]Josh> "Ehh, yeah?" [23:53] <[huh]Yukiko> "...How do I look?" [23:54] <[Owen]Josh> "Oh, uhh..." [23:55] <[Owen]Josh> "Do you want me so say something poetic or something? I mean, anyone can just say nice, right?" [23:56] <[huh]Yukiko> "Anything is fine. Just say what you think." [23:57] * [huh]Yukiko leans closer. [23:59] * [Owen]Josh whispers into her ear so the others can't hear. [00:01] <[Owen]Josh> {"I like it. Because it's pretty, but smart. Which is a lot better than pretty"} [00:03] * [huh]Yukiko turns a shade of red. [00:05] <GMOwen> D'aww, Josh did something right! Despite everything else he just did being wrong! [00:05] <GMOwen> I mean, a girl's wardrobe? That's just asking for shenanigans. [00:05] <GMOwen> See you next time, maybe. Probably. Eventually.
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