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- What is the worst experience you had at a movie theater?
- >Teenager boy, 16 to 18
- >Almost no social life, homeschooled since 14
- >Decide to go outside and so something, go watch The Avengers
- >Wasn't into capefun, only watched Ironman before
- >Enter into the theater, I didn't think exactly what I was doing but I do fine
- >Go to my place, there's a girl on my right and a fat dude on my left
- >At the back there are a few loud guys throwing shit at her and then to me
- >Get kinda upset but don't care much
- >In the front row there's this a woman with her 8 years old child
- >Movie takes long to start, people start to get mildly upset
- >The kid starts to ask her mother for something to eat (they finished a small popcorn bucket)
- >Mom refuses to go for more, kid starts to become really annoying
- >Suddenly she takes something out of a grocery bag
- >A fucking bell pepper
- >Gives it to him
- >Kid starts eating the bell peper like it was some random snack
- >At first I'm confused, the guy on my left chuckles
- >Think to myself "There's nothing funny about this"
- >Repeat loudly to myself "There's absolutely nothing funny about this"
- >A few seconds later I burst out laughing
- >Fat guy starts to laugh too, but eventually controls himself and stops
- >I can't
- >I even peed myself albeit minimally
- >I'm coughing trying to hide laughter and it makes everything worse
- >At this point the movie already started
- >Keep laughing and breathing, try to look at the girl next to me to see if I get nervous and stop laughing
- >It's looking at me confused
- >Try to look around to see if anyone realized about the kid, no one seemed to care
- >Then the guys behind me slap me hard and tell me to shut up
- >Manage to control myself a bit
- >Suddenly one of the guys behind tell the other 'Look at that kid he's eating a bell pepper'
- >Other guys behind start to laugh histerically
- >Lost my shit
- >Literally, peed myself worse (not badly but worse) and farted a juicy silent fart and thought I shat myself.
- >Some guy from behind shouts at us and tell us to shut the fuck up
- >Suddenly manage to control myself for like 30 seconds
- >Don't want to even make eye contact wiht anyone
- >Realize I must go, leave the room and go to my home
- >Cry on bus thinking I shat myself and how a failure I am
- >Once I come to my home and check I hadn't peed hard and there were no tracks of shit
- >Still ashamed
- I'm still ashamed to this day and since then I never went to a movie theater, just pirate stuff
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