Accidentally in Clubs

(2:55:55 PM) attractiveClavicle: I can give you /all/ my resources if you'd like.
(2:56:43 PM) snaplockSunblood: Yeah and how much are you gonna ask for them?
(2:56:56 PM) attractiveClavicle: Nothing. I freely share information.
(2:58:03 PM) You are now known as ontologyExpunged
(2:59:34 PM) amaranthineSwell: Would you mind sending me some?  It'd be nice to have some reading in the mornings.
(2:59:53 PM) snaplockSunblood: Fine I'll take your hissbeast brew list
(3:00:18 PM) amaranthineSwell: Hey, don't call it that.  It's not hissbeast brew just because you're incapable of understanding it.
(3:00:30 PM) ***attractiveClavicle uploads the folder "genesequencesandsnakeoilsellers" to the memo
(3:00:59 PM) ***amaranthineSwell downloads folder "genesequencesandsnakeoilsellers"!
(3:01:23 PM) ***snaplockSunblood downloads folder "genesequencesandsnakeoilsellers"
(3:01:36 PM) amaranthineSwell: Oh, I'm amazed.  You actually know how to download things?
(3:01:44 PM) amaranthineSwell: And here I'd thought you were entirely inept.
(3:02:05 PM) snaplockSunblood: Hey, you're not allowed to poke at my device skills. Only Unsaug can.
(3:02:18 PM) amaranthineSwell: Hmph.
(3:02:45 PM) amaranthineSwell: However do you manage without him around?  You must just fall right apart.
(3:02:52 PM) attractiveClavicle: unsaug?
(3:03:00 PM) attractiveClavicle: Is that a three-and-three nickname?
(3:03:04 PM) amaranthineSwell: Yes.
(3:03:05 PM) attractiveClavicle: For unseeingAugur?
(3:03:08 PM) amaranthineSwell: People insist on them around here.
(3:03:08 PM) snaplockSunblood: Yes
(3:03:15 PM) attractiveClavicle: You're Abel's kis?
(3:03:20 PM) snaplockSunblood: Yes
(3:03:36 PM) attractiveClavicle: ...huh. When did that happen, and what the hell happened to Viv?
(3:03:45 PM) amaranthineSwell: He could do better.  Who's Viv?
(3:03:59 PM) attractiveClavicle: Anvivi. His former kismesis.
(3:04:01 PM) snaplockSunblood: Happened back near when my session started, and who's Viv?
(3:04:10 PM) attractiveClavicle: Flipping wouldn't make sense... at least not flushed or pale.
(3:04:15 PM) attractiveClavicle: Hmm.
(3:04:46 PM) snaplockSunblood: Maybe they weren't up to his assholity
(3:04:48 PM) attractiveClavicle: Ashen's not likely, either. Abel doesn't like that quadrant and usually disassociates himself when things start looking clovers.
(3:05:01 PM) snaplockSunblood: Or maybe they died
(3:05:16 PM) amaranthineSwell: Happens often enough.
(3:07:29 PM) snaplockSunblood: He was being a whiny bitch about getting injured so I shouted him up to his quest bed
(3:07:48 PM) snaplockSunblood: You'd think he'd never climbed stairs before
(3:08:01 PM) amaranthineSwell: Oh, amazing.  You actually managed to accomplish something halfway important.  Congratulations.
(3:08:40 PM) attractiveClavicle: Abel, whining about physical pain? That doesn't sound like the boy I knew. At all.
(3:09:26 PM) snaplockSunblood: He was playing a drinking game while fighting and got his ass kicked
(3:09:48 PM) attractiveClavicle: Okay. That part? Makes sense.
(3:10:11 PM) attractiveClavicle: But still, he never /complained/ when he got hurt. Why the hell would he /whine/ about it?
(3:10:12 PM) amaranthineSwell: And /that/ is why I leave the alcohol well enough alone.
(3:10:19 PM) attractiveClavicle: How badly was he injured?
(3:10:48 PM) snaplockSunblood: Well he died without any needed prompting once he hit the bed
(3:11:01 PM) snaplockSunblood: So it weren't a scratch
(3:11:11 PM) amaranthineSwell: Wasn't.
(3:11:18 PM) snaplockSunblood: Wasn't what?
(3:11:27 PM) amaranthineSwell:  /Wasn't/ a scratch.
(3:11:32 PM) attractiveClavicle: He was correcting your grammar.
(3:12:23 PM) attractiveClavicle: Okay, this is getting to the point of being ridiculous. I have to pee.
(3:12:24 PM) snaplockSunblood: ...why would you do a thing like that? You a poncy little scholar or something?
(3:12:42 PM) amaranthineSwell: Only educated as any /proper/ person should be.
(3:13:03 PM) snaplockSunblood: Prancing about with your head so far in the clouds you can't see the real world?
(3:13:23 PM) amaranthineSwell: Hah!  /Right/.  You just keep thinking that.
(3:13:26 PM) attractiveClavicle: You know what? Go at it, you two. Snaplock, if you hurt Abel I will hurt you in return, word of warning.
(3:13:28 PM) You are now known as future_ventricularPipefitter
(3:13:34 PM) attractiveClavicle: I'm going to get out of these bonds now.
(3:13:37 PM) amaranthineSwell:  /Obviously/ the Captain of his ship knows /nothing/ about the world.
(3:13:41 PM) amaranthineSwell: Have fun with that, Pinkie.
(3:13:45 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter has entered the memo.
(3:13:56 PM) snaplockSunblood: You sure ain't acting like you know much about the world, fishy
(3:14:09 PM) attractiveClavicle: Tag, Pipes. I'm out.
(3:14:11 PM) amaranthineSwell: Oh?  Please, /enlighten/ /me/.
(3:14:17 PM) ***attractiveClavicle has disconnected from the memo
(3:14:25 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Tag?
(3:14:43 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Hn. Well. She's well enough to snark. Must be fine.
(3:15:00 PM) snaplockSunblood: You modern trolls with all a your fancy little toys. You don't know what it means to really work for your meat.
(3:15:11 PM) amaranthineSwell: You want to fucking bet?
(3:15:19 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: ...
(3:15:21 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: You two, again?
(3:15:33 PM) amaranthineSwell: I've got calluses like anyone else.
(3:15:46 PM) snaplockSunblood: Oh, the prim and proper scholarnoble deigns to bet like the common people?
(3:15:57 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter laughs.
(3:16:26 PM) amaranthineSwell: Better than being an uneducated heathen rolling around in the /dirt/.  I've never needed instruction on basic electronic device usage.
(3:16:32 PM) snaplockSunblood: Wouldn't the dice harden your palms?
(3:17:21 PM) snaplockSunblood: Bet you've never had to live by your wits instead of stealing thoughts from those before you
(3:17:24 PM) amaranthineSwell:  /Please/.  I'm not worried about soft skin.  /Bring/ /it/.
(3:17:46 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Aw. Now they're circling and beating their chests.
(3:18:51 PM) amaranthineSwell: You probably don't have a single thought in your /pan/.
(3:20:06 PM) snaplockSunblood: Ha! You think I got to where I was just by waving sticks around? You had your ship just handed over to you with no work on your part.
(3:20:14 PM) snaplockSunblood: I had to /earn/ my way
(3:20:26 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: You two are as bad as Brahim and Cyma, you realize that?
(3:20:38 PM) amaranthineSwell: Oh, you /really/ think that?  You don't just /get/ command of a ship.  I knew that thing from belly to bridge, and don't you ever think otherwise.
(3:23:52 PM) snaplockSunblood: Pretty sure the only way you ought to "have" a ship is by scraping barnacles offa it. Not paperwork and silver thrones.
(3:24:37 PM) amaranthineSwell: Right.  Whatever you say.  You're a not a /modern/ troll - you wouldn't understand even if I tried to explain.
(3:24:51 PM) stanzicApparati [[email protected]] entered the room.
(3:25:25 PM) snaplockSunblood: I understand plenty. Enough to know you ain't earned a thing in your life, finface.
(3:25:48 PM) snaplockSunblood: When was the last time you ever got your hands dirty?
(3:25:49 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Heh.
(3:26:18 PM) amaranthineSwell: Oh, I get my hands dirty /plenty/.  It's cute that you think that I've never worked.
(3:26:34 PM) ***stanzicApparati has joined the memo!
(3:26:36 PM) amaranthineSwell: You just sit around and let your grunts do all the work for you, don't you?
(3:26:42 PM) amaranthineSwell: Easy time of it you have.
(3:27:04 PM) snaplockSunblood: Ha! I'm right out there with them, fighting and killin'
(3:27:50 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Uh-huh. And the rest of us playing Sburb aren't?
(3:28:15 PM) snaplockSunblood: I make the plans, I arrange things, I combine the rumors into something tangible. And when that's done, I fight /with/ them.
(3:28:17 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Are you really going to develop an entire dynamic about needling eachother for things that don't even matter anymore?
(3:28:34 PM) stanzicApparati: ...are they bickering /again/?
(3:28:38 PM) amaranthineSwell: Oh, shut up, Ross.  Like you actually care.
(3:29:20 PM) amaranthineSwell: Fight /with/ them, or just let them do your dirty work?  Sounds like what your kind always does.
(3:29:22 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter snorts.
(3:29:38 PM) snaplockSunblood: Whaddaya mean "my kind"?
(3:30:36 PM) amaranthineSwell: You lowbloods, pissbloods.  Groundpounders and dustfuckers.
(3:30:56 PM) stanzicApparati: ...
(3:31:07 PM) snaplockSunblood: Of course the freaks would think the normals are freaks
(3:31:21 PM) amaranthineSwell: We are /not/ /freaks/.
(3:31:22 PM) snaplockSunblood: But the thing is?
(3:31:26 PM) stanzicApparati: Right. Knock it the hell off, the both of you.
(3:31:32 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Cyma, shut up.
(3:31:36 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: I got this.
(3:31:40 PM) stanzicApparati: Rrr. Fine.
(3:31:42 PM) amaranthineSwell: You think you can tell /me/ what to do, stanzicApparati?
(3:31:42 PM) snaplockSunblood: Only a tiny fragment of horned ones are finfaces.
(3:31:48 PM) snaplockSunblood: They're abnormal.
(3:32:23 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Need I remind you, 'Amar,' that we care about seniority and competency of play here a lot more than blood?
(3:32:51 PM) snaplockSunblood: But they're abnormal /enough/ that people like studying them. Poking at them. Taking their strength for a good use.
(3:32:58 PM) amaranthineSwell: ...
(3:33:07 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙dn ʇnɥS
(3:33:08 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Snaplock seabloods aren't mutants and we've had that discussion before.
(3:33:21 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: You may not remember it yet. Or be able to parse the biology. I forget.
(3:33:41 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Eh. You're first in, though. You'll learn more in time
(3:34:01 PM) snaplockSunblood: Why do you think Glasseye likes you fins so much? You're freakish, and he's into that.
(3:34:13 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙sʞɐǝᴚɟ /ʇou/ ǝᴚɐ ǝM
(3:35:06 PM) snaplockSunblood: You think it's a coincithing that he dresses them so their sidegills are all visible?
(3:35:54 PM) snaplockSunblood: What else would you call yourselves, then?
(3:36:17 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙/ʇı/ s,ʇɐɥʇ puɐ sᴚǝןןǝʍpɐǝs ǝᴚɐ sᴚǝןןǝʍpɐǝS
(3:36:31 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙/sǝʌɐןs/ ʇoN  ˙sʞɐǝᴚɟ ʇoN
(3:37:20 PM) snaplockSunblood: Well your modernthing is all topsy-turvy, innit? Course they wouldn't be from your perspective
(3:37:41 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Heh. Treat people like shit and slaves for thousands of years until they outlive you and suddenly wonder why you're oppressed.
(3:38:00 PM) snaplockSunblood: Ex-fucking-scuse me?
(3:38:30 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙ǝuıɟ ʇsnɾ ɯıɥ pᴚɐǝɥ noʎ
(3:38:45 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Well, that's what happens.
(3:39:19 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: You've got some awfully obsolete ideas you carry around in that pan, Snaplock.
(3:39:42 PM) snaplockSunblood: It's not like they can recover once they've been properly broken in.
(3:39:52 PM) snaplockSunblood: You want to hear how /that/ happens, fishbitch?
(3:39:53 PM) ***amaranthineSwell hisses
(3:40:15 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: We are not having that kind of conversation in here.
(3:40:17 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙noʎ /ᴚoɟ/ ʇı ʇnɥs ןןıʍ I ᴚo ǝɔɐɟ ᴚnoʎ uı ǝןoɥ ƃuıdɐƃ ʇɐɥʇ ʇnɥS
(3:40:31 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: We are not having *that* kind of conversation here either.
(3:40:45 PM) snaplockSunblood: All words words words and no force behind it.
(3:41:32 PM) snaplockSunblood: Now see, there's this trick you can do if you have enough fishhooks and some thread
(3:41:42 PM) ***amaranthineSwell HISSES
(3:41:55 PM) amaranthineSwell: --/ǝıp/ puɐ uɐǝɔo ǝɥʇ uo ǝʞoɥϽ
(3:41:56 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Lanian.
(3:42:18 PM) snaplockSunblood: I'm /Snaplock/!
(3:42:23 PM) amaranthineSwell: ¡ssǝuʇıʍ ʎɯ sɐ sǝpıʇ '/ɥʇǝǝʇ/ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ʇno /ʇɐoᴚɥʇ/ ᴚnoʎ /dıᴚ/ ןןıʍ I
(3:42:27 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Guess who knows your wiggler name.
(3:42:37 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Ockzel.
(3:42:48 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙˙˙
(3:43:12 PM) amaranthineSwell: --ɯǝɥʇ /pᴚɐǝɥ/ noʎ 'ƃuıʎɐs sɐʍ ǝɥs sƃuıɥʇ ǝɥʇ /pᴚɐǝɥ/ noʎ
(3:43:24 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Indeed.
(3:43:41 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: She can absolutely forget about getting any help from me regarding her investigation with Arsonist's death.
(3:43:55 PM) snaplockSunblood: How the fuck do you know my wriggler name?
(3:44:10 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: I keep my ears open.
(3:44:28 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: And, I'm from the future. And much better at time travel than you.
(3:44:44 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Could be any number of reasons.
(3:45:26 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙ɥdɯH
(3:45:44 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Don't go sulking like you're morally superior here.
(3:45:49 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: You bait him.
(3:45:58 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: ((*her))
(3:46:06 PM) snaplockSunblood: Why are you butting in?
(3:46:57 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Because I don't want a community where nobody can get anything done for all the trolls at eachother's throats?
(3:47:19 PM) ***attractiveClavicle has connected to the memo
(3:47:21 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Because keep this shit up you'll have to work together next session and then you and everyone else in it will die of shitty blood-hate.
(3:47:31 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙ɥdɯH
(3:47:59 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙/ƃuıʞןns/ ʇou ɯ,I
(3:48:26 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Oh?
(3:48:27 PM) snaplockSunblood: Only /that/ will die of shitty blood-hate
(3:48:29 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Are you pouting, then?
(3:48:52 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: (( pause? ))
(3:49:27 PM) amaranthineSwell: ((Pausing~))
(3:50:16 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: (( Unpause, I think.))
(3:50:45 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙ʇɐɥ⊥
(3:50:53 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter has KICKED snaplockSunblood ( We do NOT talk about people as if they are NOT, Lanian Oniare. )
(3:51:24 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙˙˙
(3:51:28 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Don't.
(3:51:31 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Gloat.
(3:51:46 PM) taxonomicallyTempestuous [[email protected]] entered the room.
(3:51:49 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙ʇ,usɐʍ I --I
(3:52:01 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: You were absolutely about to gloat.
(3:52:07 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Or be smug that I kicked her and not you.
(3:52:18 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙oƃ ˙˙˙oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɯ,I ʞuıɥʇ I  ˙ʞuıɥʇ ˙˙˙I
(3:52:25 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Not a bad idea.
(3:52:28 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Go cool your head.
(3:52:34 PM) ***attractiveClavicle PMs Pipes: (Wow, I thought you'd just kick them and instead you're getting in clubs with them?)
(3:52:45 PM) attractiveClavicle: ((**"Pipes"))
(3:53:01 PM) ***amaranthineSwell disconnects from the memo!
(3:53:07 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Bryn" ( ...I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. )
(3:53:33 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Bryn" ( Muting and kicking doesn't actually change their behavior. )
(3:53:43 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Bryn" ( I tried something different. )
(3:56:40 PM) ***attractiveClavicle PMs "Pipes": (Well. Don't stop now, you just stumbled into the traditional troll solution for dealing with insufferable idiots who can't get along~.)
(3:57:18 PM) ***attractiveClavicle PMs "Ame": (Hey, are you all right?)
(3:57:55 PM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Pinkie": (˙/ǝuıɟ/ ɯ,I)
(3:58:18 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Bryn" ( I. What. Look that can't possibly be romantic. Okay whatever it's trolls, half of them spend half of their time accusing anyone trading insults as flirting. )
(3:58:58 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Bryn" ( *I* don't want this to be some kind of long-term relationship that I'm expected to mediate. I want those two to chill the fuck out and get over each-other. )
(4:01:32 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Bryn" (I'm a couple months out from your perspective at the least and he doesn't really get any less abrasive. Snaplock's....ehh. She's tolerable, but geh. When she gets like this.)
(4:01:36 PM) ***attractiveClavicle PMs "Ame": (I wouldn't be, in your position. She called you a /thing/. I'd mention dehumanizing but that doesn't quite apply to trolls and I still haven't decided on bullshit terminology to apply to it.)
(4:01:49 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: (( de-personizing. ))
(4:02:08 PM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Pinkie": (˙ʎʇıd ᴚnoʎ pǝǝu ʇ,uop I)
(4:02:14 PM) attractiveClavicle: ((Sounds awkward.))
(4:02:26 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Cyma" ( Just because *I* know and get to use their names doesn't mean you know or get to use them. ))
(4:02:36 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Cyma" (By the way.)
(4:02:50 PM) ***stanzicApparati PMs "Pipes" : (Yeah, and? What else is new?)
(4:03:09 PM) ***stanzicApparati PMs "Pipes" : (There's a lot of names I don't get to use.)
(4:03:10 PM) ***attractiveClavicle PMs "Ame": (I'm sure you don't. But I'm here to rant at or talk with if you need.)
(4:03:41 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Cyma" ( Just confirming. )
(4:03:44 PM) ***amaranthineSwell PMs "Pinkie": (˙sʞuɐɥʇ oN)
(4:07:12 PM) ***stanzicApparati PMs "Pipes" : (I'm not their auspictice, I'm not in /any/ kind of relationship with them - and /thanks/, by the way, for using me like that, I really needed that on top of everything else)
(4:07:50 PM) ***stanzicApparati PMs "Pipes" : (Why the fuck would I get to use their personal names if I'm not at least quadrant-corners with them?)
(4:07:59 PM) ***stanzicApparati PMs "Pipes" : (My lusus taught me better than that.)
(4:08:45 PM) ***attractiveClavicle PMs "Ame": (I'm going to respect your space. But a reminder. If you need anything, I'm here. To talk or whatever.)
(4:08:47 PM) ***shadowMafia has connected to the memo
(4:09:06 PM) ***attractiveClavicle sighs
(4:09:09 PM) shadowMafia: Hey,, what''s up my righteously riotous bitches??
(4:09:09 PM) attractiveClavicle: Well.
(4:09:15 PM) stanzicApparati: Hey, Brahim.
(4:09:31 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Cyma" ( Using you? What? )
(4:09:45 PM) shadowMafia: Heya,, Cyma!! How''s you??
(4:09:47 PM) attractiveClavicle: Currently trying to decide whether I'd be worse off staying untied to the chair, or if I 'cuffed myself to it.
(4:10:05 PM) ***stanzicApparati PMs "Pipes" : (16:31	future_ventricularPipefitter	Cyma, shut up. 16:31	future_ventricularPipefitter	I got this.)
(4:10:29 PM) ***stanzicApparati PMs "Pipes" : (Don't even /pretend/ you didn't.)
(4:10:36 PM) shadowMafia: Wait,, what's up?? What''s this about being tied to chairs or cuffed??
(4:11:29 PM) stanzicApparati: I'm about to go work on my part for our contest, actually.
(4:11:46 PM) attractiveClavicle: I /was/ tied to a chair, and left. Hours ago. I got myself out to pee. And now I'm wondering whether it would be worse for Romeda to come back and find I've gotten out and redid them so I couldn't do that again, or if I was just out and was doing whatever I wanted.
(4:11:55 PM) stanzicApparati: But I'm skilled enough that I can chat /and/ kill things at the same time.
(4:12:06 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Cyma" ( If you've already got one person talking people down from a messy, stupid, argument, having a fourth party chip in can throw things off. That's all. I. Okay. I was needlessly abrasive there. )
(4:12:32 PM) ***stanzicApparati PMs "Pipes" : (If you're ash for them, you could have just. Fucking. /Said/.)
(4:12:43 PM) shadowMafia: ......
(4:12:48 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Cyma" ( What? )
(4:12:55 PM) shadowMafia: Why were you tied to a chair??
(4:13:27 PM) ***stanzicApparati PMs "Pipes" : (oH fOr tHe lOve oF - yOu dOn't eVen kNow wHat yOu jUst /dId/ dO yOu?)
(4:13:28 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Cyma" ( This is not a troll romance thing. I do not do troll romance things. )
(4:13:53 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Cyma" ( I keep this fucking community nice and orderly and well run and they are not helping )
(4:13:54 PM) ***stanzicApparati PMs "Pipes" : (TOugh cOokies, yOu jUst lEpt hEad-fIrst iNto a tRoll rOmance tHing.)
(4:14:49 PM) ***stanzicApparati PMs "Pipes" : (DOesn't mAke iT nOt aShen aS fUck.)
(4:15:46 PM) ***stanzicApparati PMs "Pipes" : (IF aNything, iT mAkes iT /mOre/ sO, bEcause yOu're gEnuinely nEutral aNd cAn't bE sWayed tO eIther sIde.)
(4:16:19 PM) attractiveClavicle: Romeda tied me up to question me.
(4:17:59 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Cyma" ( Rrright then. Well. )
(4:18:11 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Not very well, evidently.
(4:18:33 PM) shadowMafia: Kinky.. Did it work??
(4:19:03 PM) attractiveClavicle: We were on the 'tie her up, blindfold her, and leave her for a while' stage for too long and I got out.
(4:19:21 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Bryn" ( ...How transparently obvious to troll-romance-goggles is what I just did. )
(4:19:27 PM) attractiveClavicle: It was with cable. Not enough give to it to get snug enough to the wrists to keep me from dislocating one and getting it out.
(4:19:48 PM) shadowMafia: Human questioning sounds a hell of a lot like black sex..
(4:20:03 PM) stanzicApparati: ROmeda's a hIghblood.
(4:20:15 PM) ***attractiveClavicle PMs "Pipes": (Roughly Golden Era Disney-level.)
(4:20:31 PM) shadowMafia: Troll interrogations have a lot more hitting and hanging and a lot less ""leaving them alone to think about how good it feels to be tied up""..
(4:21:15 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Bryn" ( ...if I stop now this is just going to make things worse. )
(4:22:51 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Echo" ( Nonsexual troll romance black threesome aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh help. )
(4:23:56 PM) stanzicApparati: REmember tHe tHing yEsterday wHere wE aLl tOld yOu tO sHut uP bEcause "hIghblood bUsiness" aNd aNyone bElow iNdigo cHiming iN wOuld mAke tHings wOrse?
(4:24:09 PM) stanzicApparati: THat's wHere aTtcla gOt tIed uP.
(4:24:44 PM) shadowMafia: Oh,, I THOUGHT that tag was familiar!!
(4:24:57 PM) shadowMafia: Wasn''t someone in danger of dying,, or something??
(4:25:56 PM) ballisticSpectacle [[email protected]] entered the room.
(4:26:06 PM) ballisticSpectacle: Hey.
(4:26:08 PM) ballisticSpectacle: What's going on?
(4:26:20 PM) ***attractiveClavicle PMs "Pipes": (Do you have any particular problem with the arrangement? They're idiots, you stop them. If they mention anything you're not cool with, you just tell them both you're not cool with it and that you're stepping down from /whatever/ you have. Be honest about being unsure about things. Hell, you can back out now if you want.)
(4:26:39 PM) ***attractiveClavicle PMs "Pipes": (But it probably /will/ make things worse, at least, until someone else steps up.)
(4:27:06 PM) stanzicApparati: NOt mUch.
(4:27:41 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Yeah, not much.
(4:27:47 PM) stanzicApparati: I aM kIlling uNderlings, BRahim's bEing sEmi-tOlerable fOr oNce.
(4:27:50 PM) ballisticSpectacle: Oh.
(4:27:53 PM) ballisticSpectacle: Well... good!
(4:28:37 PM) attractiveClavicle: In danger of dying?
(4:28:59 PM) attractiveClavicle: That's a cute way of putting it.
(4:29:00 PM) ballisticSpectacle: Who's in danger of dying!?
(4:29:07 PM) attractiveClavicle: More like dying and at risk of being killed.
(4:29:12 PM) attractiveClavicle: And no one, any more.
(4:29:13 PM) shadowMafia: I am always tolerable,, and I resent your suggestion that I''m fucking not..
(4:29:18 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter laughs.
(4:29:50 PM) ballisticSpectacle: ..RIght. Okay.
(4:30:49 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Bryn" ( What's to guarantee that someone else will? )
(4:31:14 PM) ***attractiveClavicle PMs "Pipes": (Abel will, if it gets bad enough.)
(4:31:33 PM) ***attractiveClavicle PMs "Pipes": (I'll try to get in before that point if you're really uncomfortable with the idea.)
(4:32:08 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Also, I slightly favor 'just out and doing whatever I wanted' regarding the question of how to re-tie yourself, unless you think that going the extra mile to make the point that you won't do that sort of thing again is going to win you meaningful brownie points instead of just look pitiful.
(4:32:14 PM) ***attractiveClavicle PMs "Pipes": (But there's no saying they'll actually /let/ someone do to them what you canget away with.)
(4:32:34 PM) stanzicApparati: BRahim, mOst dAys yOu're tOlerable tHe sAme wAy PUrgifierade iS.
(4:32:49 PM) attractiveClavicle: It might save me from being attacked. Orders or not, she's still unstable.
(4:32:51 PM) ballisticSpectacle: ...Pur-what?
(4:33:13 PM) stanzicApparati: TErrible, tErrible eXercise dRink.
(4:33:29 PM) stanzicApparati: It tAstes hOrrible uNless yOu've bEen sWeating a lOt.
(4:33:33 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Bryn" (Abel adamantly doesn't want to mediate. Came up the first time I kicked and muted them both, and he was around, and I shot him a PM after, asking why he didn't step up like the last time Snaplock got idiotic about something or someone. )
(4:33:41 PM) ballisticSpectacle: ...What, like Gatoraide?
(4:34:01 PM) stanzicApparati: I gUess?
(4:34:02 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Yes, like Gatorade.
(4:34:08 PM) ***attractiveClavicle PMs "Pipes": (But he will if it gets to a point where he has to.)
(4:34:21 PM) shadowMafia: It tastes just fucking fine,, I don''t know what everyone''s deal with it is..
(4:34:33 PM) stanzicApparati: BRahim, iT tAstes lIke sOcks.
(4:34:36 PM) stanzicApparati: USed sOcks.
(4:35:00 PM) shadowMafia: Still better than Cull--a--Cola!!
(4:35:08 PM) stanzicApparati: POint.
(4:35:14 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Trolls can't name things for shit, I am noticing.
(4:35:24 PM) attractiveClavicle: Yeah, it's pretty bad.
(4:35:27 PM) stanzicApparati: THe 'eVery fLavour oF tHe rAinbow' tHing wAs /cReepy/.
(4:35:46 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Bryn" ( He mentioned auspistice back then, come to think. Ffff. Also. 'what I got away with?' )
(4:36:03 PM) ***amaranthineSwell connects to the memo!
(4:36:31 PM) shadowMafia: Hey,, bro.. ''Sup??
(4:36:32 PM) ballisticSpectacle: ...So, next session.
(4:36:42 PM) ballisticSpectacle: I'm going to find some human food and drinks.
(4:36:50 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Yeah?
(4:36:53 PM) ballisticSpectacle: And I am going to introduce you troll to how we humans do things.
(4:37:07 PM) ***attractiveClavicle PMs "Pipes": (Ame didn't make the /slightest/ complaint when you kicked Snaplock out, let you tell him to not gloat, and left to cool off when you told him to. They also didn't tear you apart for publically sharing their personal names.)
(4:37:10 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙ɐıɟɐWʍopɐɥs 'oןןǝH
(4:37:29 PM) ballisticSpectacle: Well.
(4:37:38 PM) ballisticSpectacle: Human gatoraide, and human Coca-cola.
(4:37:46 PM) ballisticSpectacle: Also some Pepsi.
(4:37:54 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: You need Dr. Pepper.
(4:38:00 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: And a good Goya ginger ale.
(4:38:04 PM) ballisticSpectacle: Well duh.
(4:38:05 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: Or Reed's.
(4:38:25 PM) amaranthineSwell: ¿noʎ  ˙ןןɐ ʇ∀  ˙ʎןןɐǝᴚ ɥɔnɯ ƃuıɥʇoN
(4:38:52 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: [ >Ross: Cradle head in hands. ]
(4:39:04 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Bryn" ( ...Stanzic described it as 'ashen as fuck. )
(4:39:14 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: (( .' ))
(4:39:21 PM) ***attractiveClavicle PMs "Pipes": (That about sums it up, yes.)
(4:39:50 PM) shadowMafia: Fuck you,, Papsi is a nasty fucking drink.. It just REEKS of pale shit..
(4:40:16 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙sǝop ʇI  ˙ɥnןq
(4:40:39 PM) future_ventricularPipefitter: How can a drink /taste/ pale?
(4:40:45 PM) taxonomicallyTempestuous left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(4:40:52 PM) ballisticSpectacle: ....I said "Pepsi". Not..
(4:40:58 PM) ballisticSpectacle: Papsi, was it?
(4:41:37 PM) taxanomicallyTempestous [[email protected]] entered the room.
(4:41:40 PM) ballisticSpectacle: Let's see...
(4:41:49 PM) ballisticSpectacle: I could also bring in some orange soda.
(4:42:18 PM) shadowMafia: It''s a troll thing.. You wouldn''t understand..
(4:42:21 PM) ***future_ventricularPipefitter PMs "Bryn" ( I'm going to go come to terms with how weird my life is. Later. )
(4:42:48 PM) ballisticSpectacle: Also...
(4:42:55 PM) ballisticSpectacle: Hrm. Any suggestions on what food to bring in?
(4:43:08 PM) amaranthineSwell: ˙ᴚɐƃnS  ˙ʇɐǝW  ˙ʍouʞ ʇ,uop I
(4:43:21 PM) stanzicApparati: Ooh! Cake.
(4:43:23 PM) stanzicApparati: Lots of cake.
(4:43:30 PM) ballisticSpectacle: Well I can make cake.
(4:43:31 PM) stanzicApparati: ...can you make a cake out of meat? :?
(4:43:38 PM) ballisticSpectacle: Meatcake?
(4:43:43 PM) stanzicApparati: : D
(4:43:47 PM) ballisticSpectacle: I can make a meatloaf.
(4:44:10 PM) amaranthineSwell: ¿ɟɐoןʇɐǝW
(4:44:16 PM) ballisticSpectacle: In fact, I should have it around heresomewhere...
(4:44:27 PM) shadowMafia: You can totally make a cake out of meat.. Why wouldn''t you??
(4:44:27 PM) stanzicApparati: I think it'd be like grubloaf, wouldn't it?
(4:44:43 PM) ***attractiveClavicle PMs "Pipes": (Good luck with that. Put a patent on the method.)