alias helicopterL0 "say I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter; alias helicopter helicopterL1"
alias helicopterL1 "say Ever since i was a boy i dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners.; alias helicopter helicopterL2"
alias helicopterL2 "say people say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and im fucking retarded but i don't care, im beautifull.; alias helicopter helicopterL3"
alias helicopterL3 "say I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body.; alias helicopter helicopterL4"
alias helicopterL4 "say From now on i want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly.; alias helicopter helicopterL5"
alias helicopterL5 "say If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.; alias helicopter helicopterL6"
alias helicopterL6 "say Thank you for being so understanding.; alias helicopter helicopterL7"
alias helicopterL7 "say ; alias helicopter helicopterL0"
alias helicopter helicopterL0
bind [BIND KEY OF CHOICE GOES HERE] helicopter