Pillow Anon.

>WHERE FUCK AM I?
>WHAT SHIT? SMALL HORSE?
>"What are you?"
>THING THAT IS GOING TO KILL YOU.
>The Small horse picks you up and shakes you around.
>STOP. I AM FIRE. I AM DEATH.
>She spins you once more, "Hmm, what will happen if I doooo thisss..."
"WHAT FUCK IS STRANGE FEELING?"
"HOLY SHIT, I TALK NOW."
>"Oh, no... not one of these again..." she whines.
"WHAT IS SMALL EQUINE SPEAKING OF?"
>"We just recently found another... thing... like you, it is currently in my treebrary."
"WHAT IS?"
>"You'll see."
>She teleports you to her house, there you see normal furnishings-
>NO.
"HOW FUCK ARE YOU HERE, CHAIR?"
>"Ah don't fookin' know, pil, why tha shet would you ask meh?"
>Suddenly, weird creature.
>"Ohh, nawt thas little shet again..."
>He turns purple horse into a couch.
>"Hello, my little furnishings, how are all of you~?"
>He picks you up, and sets you behind his back.
"WHAT FUCK ARE YOU? YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT ON STICK?"
>"Well, Twilight, you found another one?, i'm impressed."
"I WILL KILL YOU WITH THE POWER OF ANCESTORS."
>"Pillow ancestors? How cute."
"NO, MY CLOSEST ANCESTOR IS NAMED ROBERT."
>A tire rolls through, and looks to discord.
>"Umm, well, hehe... What are you?"
>It starts to shake violently, while Discord asks, "What are y-"
>His head explodes, the tire soon turning to the door and rolling out.
"GOOD ROBERT, I WILL SEE YOU SOON."
>"Oi, when did ya meet thaht one?"
"WHEN I SPENT SIX LONG MONTHS IN QUINCY."