Things to look forward to!

	First of all let me just start off by saying that I've recently hit a ton of mind blowing milestones with my stream that I am humbled, moved, and driven by to continue to produce even more entertainment and improve as a live streamer. We just hit 100,000 total channel views, 120 subscribers, and 3,632 followers as of Monday, October 3rd, 2016. Along with these very hype numbers we're coming very close to my 1 year anniversary as a twitch partner so there are many reasons to get hype. Here is a list/descriptions of HYPE-ASS streams that I'm going to be putting on in the near future.

Finishing the 1k follower special:

	Lol jk.

100 subscriber special:

	First thing's first I promised you guys a sock puppet challenge and a sock puppet challenge you will get. This Sunday, October 9th, starting at 6 PM PST, I will be doing a creative stream where I will create Banjo and Kazooie sock puppets (as best as I can) then as soon as they're done I will be attempting a Banjo-Kazooie 100% speedrun with them covering my hands with full controller-cam.

Scaring my dick off Halloween special:

	People have been asking me to stream scary games for ages and I have continuously refused because I do NOT do well with scary games. However my fans and followers have been so amazing to me over the years I figure maybe the time has come. There will be a poll where you can vote for whatever scary video game you want and the ones with the highest votes will be played by me on a date TBA closer to Halloween. For this stream I will be cosplaying as none other than the legendary Bob Ross and will be attempting to do soft, calming, commentary like our lord and saviour Bob Ross would've done. (I will fail, cry, and pee instead)

Continuing the 3k follower special:

	I promise once I get the time I'm looking for in BK 100% there will be more regular "The Good, the Bad, and The Dick-twisting 2" streams.

1 year partner anniversary special:

	 I will be celebrating my 1 year partnership anniversary on November 13th doing what got me partnered in the first place, speedrunning! I've decided to bring back a classic, a night of no-resets. I'll be doing a no-reset speedrun of many of the games that I run. Most likely, BK 100%, BT 100%, DK64 101%, and Super Mario Galaxy any% so expect a stream close to the 24 hour mark.

MissingNo Concert:

	For those of you who aren't aware I've recently joined a video game music cover band called, "MissingNo". This is an absolutely kick-ass band and we're going to be making our debut into the world of twitch streaming sometime in early November (Date TBA when I know for sure). Our first show will be streamed on my twitch channel but the band is going to have their own channel which you can follow once it exists if you want to see more of us.

Personal life:

	A lot of you know I recently went through a tough break-up followed by a bunch of unfortunate, unnecessary drama so I figured just in case anyone is interested I'd let you know how I'm doing now. The answer is extremely well, I'm very excited to be in the music projects I'm in right now as well as the dedication and passion that I have for my stream. I'm nothing but optimistic for the future seeing the path that twitch is taking and all of the good ideas that they've been implementing as of late, as well as the ever-increasing support that I'm getting from my fans, friends, and family. At first I thought that being single again was going to suck and I was going to be lonely but I pulled myself together, lost 50 pounds, and I've been going out more and meeting girls and it's been a very positive experience to be single (thank you tinder). Take control of your life and do what it takes if you're looking to be happy, believe in yourself because anything is possible and no one can stop you.

TLDR: screw you, read the bitch.