I can't title shit (SFW)

No sex written. Impregnation, pregnant sex, and public sex very implied.

Stuff not written by me:
    >She wakes up in the cold of night
    >Her head is pounding
    >She looks over and see's anon from /mlp/
    >Her Jaw drops
    > "Dear me how drunk was I"
    >She feels her stomach
    > "OH ME! I hope we used protection last night
My contribution:
>"Uh... We didn't. We really didn't."
>"What? You- You took advantage of my drunkeness and didn't even bother to use a condom?"
>"I tried, Princess, but you threatened to blast me to the moon if I didn't, uh, 'fill you up'."
>"That- That doesn't change the fact that you used my druken state to-"
>"Hey, don't look at me! I was at a party and you just fucking grabbed me with magic and brought me to your room! I never even got a chance to say 'no' before you were on top of me!"
>Her face scrunches
>"Well, I hope you're okay with being a father."
>"I- Celestia! There's now way we are genetically compatible."
>"Anonymous, Alicorn reproduction is entirely dissimilar to normal reproduction."
>"Well... not entirely..."
>She glares at you
>"Yes, physical intercourse is still required. But Alicorns are not limited by concepts of genetic compatibility. The chances of our impregnation depend entirely on the willpower of our partner."
>You swallow
>"I mean- You don't think I-"
>"Anonymous, your kind has no cutie marks, yet has managed to, if what you tell me of your world is true, completely surpass us in technological development. Without magic."
>You scratch the back of your head
>"But that doesn't mean I-"
>"Anonymous. Would you like to find out for sure?"
>"Well, obviously, but we can't-"
>Her horn lights up
>Oh fuck
>Her belly is encased with yellow light as her eyes close in concentration
>"...I am with child."
>"But- Normally it-"
>"I am with Child, Anonymous. Your child."
>You're having trouble reacting to this
>"But-"
>"Anonymous, regardless of the situation-"
>"You literally had me pinned down! You magically bound my fucking arms to the table and rode me like a-"
>"Anonymous!"
>You shut your mouth
>You always rambled when nervous
>"You are the father of an heir to the Equestrian throne. Do you have any idea what this entails?"
>"I- I have no fucking idea, Celestia."
>She stands tall, striking a regal pose and reaching her full height
>Which was about a head shorter than you
>"By the law of Equestria, you must be my royal consort until such a time when I give birth. I may chose if I wish to take you as my permanent mate at this time."
>You sigh
>"I'm just going to guess that I have absolutely no choice in this matter?"
>"You have as much as me."
>She glares at you, and your face falls
>"Look, I didn't mean to... I mean, I didn't think that we could even have kids. I would have struggled harder if I did. I didn't want to-"
>Her face softens
>"No, it's... It's not as negative of a thing as I am presenting to you."
>You arch an eyebrow
>"While I definitely did not plan to have a child at this point in my life, or even in the future, I do know that you are a responsible citizen, despite your alien nature. Besides, you have already proven yourself to be an adequate mate."
>She smiles, suggestively
>Maybe she didn't forget everything
>"So... What does being a 'royal consort' involve?"
>"It is quite simple."
>She takes a step towards you
>"First of all, you are to live in the castle, and share all with me. My bedchambers are your bedchambers, my food is your food, and my guards are your guards. Speaking of guards, should you wish to sample one, I do recommend 'Aqua Flare' for the mares or 'Solid Symphony' for the stallions. Both perform admirably."
>She-
>Nah, you had to be reading that part wrong
>"You are also to serve me, in order to make my pregnancy as easy as possible. That may involve making me strange foods, allowing me to cry on your shoulder, or satisfying my more carnal needs. In all likelihood, mostly the last one. Pregnancy does a number on us Alicorns."
>You nod, trying not to freak out at this idea
>"You will assist the birthing process. Should I decide that you perform amicably, I may take you as a personal mate, making you 'Princess Anonymous' and bestowing Alicorn status upon you."
>"Uh, Princess?"
>You gesture at your body
>"That's... Not going to be as easy as adding wings or a horn."
>"Oh, nonsense. You have room on your back and forehead."
>You shrug
>Well
>That wasn't really as weird as the fact you just fucked a baby into a sunhorse
>"Now, Anonymous. I do believe that we should tell the other rulers about this situation."
>"You might, uh-"
>You gesture at the large cum stain on her coat, which you'd been trying to ignore
>"Want to shower first."
>"Hm. So I shall."
>She turns towards her bathroom
>"Come, consort. The situation at hand has caused me to be under stress, and I desire relief. To save time, I believe that we should multitask."
>"Like..."
>"Shower together, Anonymous."
>Oh.
>Maybe this wasn't so bad.
_____
>"Anonymous!"
>You turn your head to face Celestia
>"I desire cake."
>You roll your eyes and get out of bed, heading to the pantry
>Fucking cake
>It was always cake
>Always
>You make a slice and ferry it up to her
>She's barely even beginning to show, and she still has these cravings
>You didn't even want to think how this was going to be in nine months
>You bring it up to her, extending the plate out to her face
>"Anonymous?"
>"Yes?"
>"I desire to eat this cake while you fuck me."
>Well
>Can't argue with that.
______
>"Oh, stop lying, I'm hideous!"
>"No, you're just huge."
>You look, somewhat appreciatively, at her giant stomach
>"You've never been sexier."
>She pouts
>"Prove it."
>"How?"
>"How do ya think?"
>You sigh and unzip
>This was the fourth time today
>Your dick was getting sore
_____
>"Push!"
>"YOU NEVER TOLD ME HUMAN LABOR WAS LIKE THIS!"
>"I thought that it was like that for-"
>"THIS IS HELL, ANONY- AHHHHHHHH! FUCK YOU! YOU DID THIS TO ME, YOU FUCKING BASTARD! AHHHHHHH"
>"Breath! Like I showed you, remember?"
>The doctor shoots you a look
>"You say human doctors deal with this every time they deliver a child?"
>"Yeah."
>He shakes his head, eyes wide in absolute horror
>"FFFFFUCCCCKKKK! HOW LONG DOES THIS LAST?"
>"Uh... Generally a few hours, but it can be much-"
>You suddenly feel yourself throw via magic into the opposite wall
>"Uhh... Okay, maybe I-"
>"AAAAHHHHHH"
>"Push!"
_____
>"He's beautiful."
>Celestia snuggles her baby closer to her body
>Your child
>It looked mostly like a human
>Although it did have fucking angel-style wings
>That was a bit odd
>"Oh, Anonymous. I said such horrible things to you."
>"You were in labor. Most women demand a divorce, or worse."
>"Well, are aren't married."
>"Yeah. I know. I'm your consort. Well, not any more, actually. Not with her here."
>"No, you aren't..."
>Her face falls
>"Then again... If- If you wouldn't mind-"
>She looks up at you
>"Maybe we could... Make this permanent?"
>"You mean, like..."
>"Princess Anonymous. Yes."
>"Can we please make it prince?"
>She shakes her head
>"Equestrian law."
>You sigh
>"Alright, fine."
>"Really?"
>"Of course."
>"Thank you."
>She looks back at her child
>"Thank you..."
_______
>"What- What the fuck do you mean, 'public consummation?'"
>"It's an Equestrian tradition! A public showing of love, to prove that the couple belongs together!"
>"But- There's no way that-"
>"Anonymous, please. It's perfectly natural."
>"Yeah, it's natural, but not when everybody's watching!"
>"You have to! It's the culmination of the marriage ceremony!"
>"...God fucking dammit, fine."
______
>You tap your new horn
>"That's... Jesus."
>Your wings ruffle
>Having two new limbs was fucking weird
>"I- Shit."
>She smiles at you
>"This is kind of cool, actually."
>You lift a chair with magic
>"Really cool. Shit. Although..."
>You put on your biggest smile
>"Not nearly as cool as being married to you."
>She blushes
>"You performed amicably yesterday, by the way."
>You grimmace
>Everybody cheering when you came inside was fucking weird
>But also kind of awesome
>"Care for an..."
>She shakes her rump suggestively
>"Encore?"
>You start undoing your pants, but you're interrupted
>The baby starts crying on the monitor
>"Dammit."