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What is Wingfic?

Jun 26th, 2012
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  1. (12:06:51 PM) ontologyExpunged: Wingfic is a fanfiction thing.
  2. (12:07:07 PM) ontologyExpunged: http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?179712-Explain-to-me-Wingfic
  3. (12:07:17 PM) ontologyExpunged: So you wake up one morning, and BAM, you've got wings.
  4. (12:07:23 PM) ontologyExpunged: This is awful!
  5. (12:07:27 PM) ontologyExpunged: They are hideous!
  6. (12:07:30 PM) ontologyExpunged: You are a freak!
  7. (12:07:38 PM) ontologyExpunged: You hide yourself away. Noone must see.
  8. (12:07:55 PM) ontologyExpunged: You waste and wane. Your same-sex best friend is worried. They come over to visit you.
  9. (12:08:16 PM) ontologyExpunged: "No, go away! This is terrible!" you say.
  10. (12:08:17 PM) unseeingAugur: ... that's bullshit. Growing wings is awesome, even if they hurt when they get caught in doorways.
  11. (12:08:18 PM) vehementDispute: She's a different sex and in a different session how is she going to visit me
  12. (12:08:33 PM) vehementDispute: I'm not even growing wings.
  13. (12:08:36 PM) ontologyExpunged: "No," your friend says, stroking your pearlescent, white, luminous, wings.
  14. (12:08:40 PM) ontologyExpunged: "I think they're beautiful."
  15. (12:08:45 PM) ontologyExpunged: Then you kiss.
  16. (12:08:48 PM) unseeingAugur: No. No. Stop.
  17. (12:08:48 PM) ontologyExpunged: Then you bone.
  18. (12:08:57 PM) ontologyExpunged: That is wingfic.
  19. (12:09:00 PM) vehementDispute: ...
  20. (12:09:01 PM) unseeingAugur: There is so much wrong with that.
  21. (12:09:11 PM) vehementDispute: If I were rage still I would be screaming
  22. (12:09:33 PM) ontologyExpunged: Stop and imagine it with Jack Noir and the Draconian Dignitary.
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