[20:33] <@Pono> shampoo accident
15[20:33] <~ckx> what the hell
15[20:33] <~ckx> oh
[20:33] <@Linksys> i mainly do like stir fry, eggs, sandwich
15[20:34] <~ckx> bbm did the thing where he gives the tells before the person says anything for me
[20:34] <@Linksys> but my mother lives with me so she cooks the complex stuff
[20:34] <@Pono> yeah
[20:34] <@Pono> me2
[20:34] <@Huggles> What's shampoo accident
15[20:34] <~ckx> i dont know what shampoo accident is either
[20:34] <@Pono> yes you do
15[20:34] <~ckx> i actually dont
15[20:34] <~ckx> Ohhhhhhhhh
[20:34] <@Gao> how the heck does shampoo get anywhere near a kitchen
[20:34] <@Pono> steamer
[20:34] <@Pono> thing
[20:34] <@Pono> whatever
13[20:34] <@Bulbasaur> did ckx cook shampoo
15[20:34] <~ckx> you mean when I was trying to clean the thing
15[20:34] <~ckx> yeah
[20:34] <@Huggles> What
15[20:35] <~ckx> hahahahaha
15[20:35] <~ckx> stop
[20:35] <@Gao> clean what thing
[20:35] <@Huggles> What happened????
13[20:35] <@Gao> ckx, kitchen appliances and utensils aren't girls, you can't clean them with shampoo, silly
15[20:35] <~ckx> omg, its not that interesting
[20:35] <@Bulbasaur> did you put your tenga in a dishwasher
15[20:35] <~ckx> he's just saying im too doji
15[20:35] <~ckx> to cook
[20:35] <@Pono> im scared
[20:35] <@Pono> he might hurt self
[20:35] <@Pono> or accident
[20:35] <@Pono> cuz try to co op
[20:35] <@Gao> accident is integral part of cooking gams
13[20:36] <@Pono> ckx spilled cereal at his desk (and broke the bowl)
15[20:36] <~ckx> basiaclly i made a bowl of rice krispies
[20:36] <@Huggles> Wait you tried to clean a steamer with shampoo?
[20:36] <@Pono> huggles
[20:36] <@Huggles> Are you unwell
15[20:36] <~ckx> and spilled it actualyl everywhere
[20:36] <@Pono> are you unwell
15[20:36] <~ckx> shampoo wasnt involved
[20:36] <@Bulbasaur> https://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/06/mamaangry.jpg
15[20:36] <~ckx> in this
[20:36] <@Pono> stop ASSUME
[20:36] <@Pono> anyway
[20:36] <@Huggles> You guys are typing too fast stop pls
13[20:36] <@Pono> ckx not that dumb ;_;
[20:36] <@Pono> stop be mean
[20:36] <@Huggles> Rewind
[20:36] <@Huggles> I'm really confused
[20:36] <@Huggles> Also very tired
[20:36] <@Gao> start over again
[20:36] <@Gao> what's this with the shampoo
15[20:36] <~ckx> after i spilled rice krispies everywhere, i have a vacuum cleaner with like
[20:37] <@Huggles> Pls start over again
15[20:37] <~ckx> washing thingy
15[20:37] <~ckx> on the hose
[20:37] <@Gao> k, vacuum cleaner
15[20:37] <~ckx> so it uses a cleaning formula
[20:37] <@Gao> k
[20:37] <@Gao> uh-huh
15[20:37] <~ckx> there is no shampoo invovled in this story
15[20:37] <~ckx> anyways
13[20:37] <@Pono> ckx
[20:37] <@Gao> go on
[20:37] <@Pono> that is literally a shampooer/carpet cleaner
[20:37] <@Huggles> Okay I caught up
[20:37] <@Pono> shampooer/carpet cleaner/portable spot cleaner
[20:37] <@Huggles> Yes
[20:38] <@Huggles> Uh huh
15[20:38] <~ckx> that vacuum cleaner has a liquid tank where all the gross goes, but i forgot to clean it last time i used it or something ,so it had gross in it
15[20:38] <~ckx> so i went to clean the gross
15[20:38] <~ckx> and then a bunch of aids happened, its a blur, i cant remember the exact order of events
[20:38] <@Pono> https://thewirecutter.com/reviews/best-portable-carpet-and-upholstery-cleaner/
[20:38] <@Huggles> Did anyone witness blur of events
15[20:38] <~ckx> but I dropped my glasses in the toilet in the bathroom
[20:39] <@Pono> yes, i was tehre
[20:39] <@Huggles> That can clarify
[20:39] <@Pono> okay so
[20:39] <@Huggles> LOL
[20:39] <@Huggles> Ahahahahahahahaa
15[20:39] <~ckx> and then I have a bidet on my toilet
[20:39] <@Pono> stop
15[20:39] <~ckx> and I accidentally turned it on and it sprayed my face
[20:39] <@Pono> he spilled his shit, soggy rice kripsies
[20:39] <@Pono> he comes out and gets his PORTABLE CARPET CLEANER MOST NOT VACCUM
15[20:39] <~ckx> and got everything all wet
[20:39] <@Pono> and his filled with gross liquid, like he forgot to clean it
15[20:39] <~ckx> pono i will kill you it is a vacuum
[20:39] <@Gao> nice, is this like some doji Rube Goldberg
[20:39] <@Pono> its*
[20:39] <@Pono> literally not a vaccum
[20:39] <@Huggles> LMFAO
[20:40] <@Huggles> I can't breathe
[20:40] <@Pono> so hes trying to clean out the gross shit inside the PORTABLE CARPET CLEANER
[20:40] <@Pono> in the bathroom
[20:40] <@Huggles> This is some nichijou thing
[20:40] <@Pono> like hes cleaning it in the tub and pouring out shit in the toilet
[20:40] <@Pono> this whole time im sitting in the dining area on my laptop
[20:40] <@Pono> and he comes out
15[20:40] <~ckx> (pono is right, its not a vacuum, i just looked it up)
[20:40] <@Pono> and his like glasses are missing
[20:40] <@Bulbasaur> and thats how his slime fetish started
[20:40] <@Pono> and his shit is just
[20:40] <@Pono> all wet
[20:40] <@Pono> and he gives me this look like
[20:40] <@Pono> "idk wtf dude"
[20:40] <@Huggles> God I would pay so much to watch this happen
[20:40] <@Pono> like all i could hear was water and shit
[20:41] <@Gao> this is like straight of my gag comedy animes
[20:41] <@Pono> so i go up and he tells me what happened
[20:41] <@Gao> *out of
[20:41] <@Huggles> I'm sweating again from laughing so much
[20:41] <@Pono> you know how those things have the tube connecting to the handheld part
15[20:41] <~ckx> https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07D46SQ63/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
15[20:41] <~ckx> its this
[20:41] <@Gao> uh-huh
[20:42] <@Huggles> Yeah
[20:42] <@Pono> as he was cleaning out the thing in the bath, i guess the tube thing snagged the bidet and turned it on
[20:42] <@Huggles> AGAIN
[20:42] <@Pono> and since the bowl was open because he was pouring gross shit in (it was already flushed)
[20:42] <@Pono> no not again wtf
[20:42] <@Huggles> Whew
[20:42] <@Pono> it turned the bidet on
[20:42] <@Huggles> Omg
[20:42] <@Pono> so he scrambled to turn it off but in the process dropped his glasses in
[20:42] <@Huggles> Ohhhh
[20:42] <@Huggles> You're filling in the blanks
[20:42] <@Pono> but now his shirt is all wet, the floor is all wet, and his glasses are in toilet
[20:42] <@Huggles> LMFAO
[20:43] <@Pono> no i'm just saying the series of events
[20:43] <@Huggles> I would pay $20 to watch this
[20:43] <@Huggles> I'd go broke I don't care
[20:43] <@Pono> so after taht
15[20:43] <~ckx> >$20
15[20:43] <~ckx> >go broke
15[20:43] <~ckx> too real
[20:43] <@Pono> he got it all cleaned, but he couldnt figure out how to put the cover back on
[20:43] <@Gao> http://puu.sh/DV4Xu/657f331520.jpg
15[20:43] <~ckx> oh yeah that thing was confusing
[20:44] <@Pono> so i went over to help him with that
[20:44] <@Pono> and so NOW
[20:44] <@Pono> WE HAVE CLEANED UP THE BATHROOM AND SUCCESSFULLY CLEANED PORTABLE CARPET CLEANER
[20:44] <@Huggles> But
[20:44] <@Pono> so he goes into the room and actually starts cleaning up
[20:44] <@Pono> but hes like "man fuck theres so much soggy fucking rice krispies this shit sucks"
[20:44] <@Pono> because hes literally trying to like suck up soggy rice kripsies out of carpet
[20:44] <@Pono> wet carpet
[20:44] <@Pono> oh wait no
[20:44] <@Pono> sorry.
[20:45] <@Huggles> Ewwwwww
[20:45] <@Pono> he used a real vaccum first
[20:45] <@Pono> but it was another portable vaccum
[20:45] <@Pono> so im like wtf, why dont you use your REAL vaccum
[20:45] <@Huggles> Endless portable vacuums
[20:45] <@Pono> hes like no its not gonna make a difference its the same shit
15[20:45] <~ckx> i didnt say that (I may have said that)
[20:45] <@Pono> but i told him hes dumb, the real vaccum has the bristles/brushes under it
[20:45] <@Pono> so he gets the real vaccum and does it
[20:46] <@Pono> "oh shit ur rite"
13[20:46] <@Huggles> Deff sounds like somethign ckx would say
[20:46] <@Pono> anyway he got jorb done
[20:46] <@Pono> but hes dojikko meido
[20:46] <@Pono> WAIT
[20:46] <@Pono> I FORGOT
[20:46] <@Pono> AT THE FUCKING END
[20:46] <@Huggles> Uh oh
15[20:46] <~ckx> no it's different
[20:46] <@Pono> HE PUTS THE CARPET CLEANER BACK INTO WHERE HE GOT IT WITHOUT REMOVING THE WATER/CLEANER SOLUTION
15[20:46] <~ckx> no it's different
[20:47] <@Pono> NO ITS NOT
[20:47] <@Pono> its not the waste storage container
15[20:47] <~ckx> the first grot was the grot from the other chamber
15[20:47] <~ckx> yeah
[20:47] <@Pono> yeah i know
[20:47] <@Pono> but still
[20:47] <@Pono> you dont fucking
[20:47] <@Pono> leave liquid stored in that
15[20:47] <~ckx> its fine still
[20:47] <@Pono> it doesnt matter
[20:47] <@Huggles> God carpet is the wooooooooooooooorrrrrrrst
15[20:47] <~ckx> dude carpet owns
[20:47] <@Pono> carpet is fine
13[20:47] <@Huggles> Also ckx pls
[20:48] <@Huggles> You spill cereal every time you get it when we're on mumble
15[20:48] <~ckx> no i dont
15[20:48] <~ckx> that was the first time such a disaster has occurred
[20:48] <@Linksys> good story