The Raid

--RAID ON NOONE CITY--
2 nasty teenagers were meeting on the outskirts of the city Noone. They started having a discussion:
"Hey Rick." said Jordan.
"Yo?" said Rick.
"I got a shed out here."
"What be in that shed?"
"Nutin."
"C'mon man tell me!"
"Weapons, bombs, etc."
"Cool!"
Jordan led Rick to the shed. It had a gigantic padlock on it. In the distance, a shadowy figure was watched them. He disappeared. Jordan took a gigantic key out of his pocket and unlocked the gigantic padlock.
"Woah bro!" said Rick, staring at the arsenal of weapons.
"Be careful!"
Rick grabbed an RPG and loaded it. They filled a cart with some weapons and brought it down the hill.
"So we're raiding the city right?" asked Rick.
"Yeah."
They went to Mention Ave and took out their weapons. People saw them and immediately called the police.
"Haha! I'll shoot this RPG at that house!" said Rick.
He pulled the trigger then they both realized that they had no idea how to work any of the weapons.
"Shit man, shit!" said Jordan.
The police arrived and arrested Jordan and Rick. The weapons were taken away. After 10 years, Jordan and Rick were released from their 10 year sentence. They learned all they could about weapons then joined the military. They rose very quickly through the ranks. One day, they decided to quit and go home to their house in the mountains.
"Let's raid Noone city now." said Rick.
"I was just thinking that." said Jordan.
The nasty criminals spent a year building a massive device. When finished, it stood 56 meters tall. The device would unearth the nuclear blimp. The device turned red and exploded. A nuclear blimp came out on a large, gray platform. They both got in and started slamming buttons. Then they realized that they had no idea how to work a blimp and they set off the nuke in back. It exploded and the entire city was engulfed in radiation and flames, so were Rick and Jordan.