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- class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
- {}
- int totalNewFeatures = 3;
- int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
- float numberOfBugs = 345889E+O8;
- boolean readyForRelease = FALSE;
- void main {
- while (!CRASHED) {
- if (first_time_install) {
- if ((installedRAM < 2GB) ||
- (processorSpeed < 4GHz))
- {
- MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
- GetKeyPress();
- BSOD();
- }
- }
- Make10GBswapfile():
- SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
- AddRandomDriver();
- MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");
- GetKeyPress();
- BSOD();
- }
- //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
- //printf(Welcome to Windows XP");
- printf (“Welcome to Windows Vista”);
- if (still_not_crashed){
- CheckUserLicense();
- DoubleCheckUserLicense();
- TripleCheckUserLicense();
- RelayUserDetaitsToRedmond();
- DisplayFancyGraphics();
- FlickerLED(hard_drive);
- RunWindowsXP();
- return LotsMoreMoney,
- }
- }
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