TIFU by smoking a dab meant for 3 people

Preface this by saying i live in Alaska, where marijuana is legal. For the last 3 years, until February of this year, I lived in Tennessee and therefore have not smoked dabs in that time. Anyway. My girlfriend, her mom and I were smoking dabs this morning and getting higher than giraffe pussy when my girlfriend loaded a fat dab into the glass container. I looked at it and thought to myself "That's pretty big for one person. But i trust her." So i heat up the nector collector and proceed to take the entire dab hit straight to the dome. I blew out the hit and coughed for atleast 2 minutes, every time i tried to breath or talk.

Here's where I realized the fuck up. After a few minutes of sitting quietly next to my girlfriend on the couch, I, not so quietly, say outload "I fucked up.." I felt completely numb and a hunger I've never felt before. I couldn't move, talk or do anything. My girlfriend and her mom convinced me to lay down and that maybe i would feel better. After what felt like an eternity, i managed to stand up and walk to the bedroom and lay down. Now the fun starts.

As soon as I close my eyes, I feel like I am on a roller coaster and each time I breath it feels like the walls are breathing in; closing around me.  So i become afraid to close my eyes. My stomach feels like I am going to puke and need to eat. Fast. After a few gags, i throw up in my mouth and swallow it. My girlfriend shows up and offers me a cup to puke in, as i cannot make it to the bathroom.

I lay back down while she disposes of the cup, then appears again and starts playing music to calm me while i lay there, violently too high. Eventually, she plays Magic Carpet Ride - Steppenwolf. While I'm grooving to this crunchy beat, i weakly mention food. And like a knight in shining armor, she scurries off and makes me a fajita. She returns and I eat the wondrous treat she had prepared for me and start to immediately feel better. I go back out into the living room and share a cigarette with my girlfriend before eventually going back in the room and sleeping for a few hours.

Tl/dr: smoked a dab meant for 3 people and felt like i was going to die.

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