TIFU by trying my wife’s vibrator

I’m writing this on mobile so sorry if it looks funny or any mistakes.

So this story happened just an hour ago and it’s gonna hurt for the next week.

My wife is a FIFO worker (Fly In, Fly Out) so I rarely see her too much. I notice that every time she goes away she seems to take a vibrator with her. I have always been fine with it.

This week when she left I noticed she had forgotten it in our bedroom, I called her about it and she said it was fine and told me to put it away if I wanted or to even try it.

Out of pure curiosity I decided to give it ago, about a minute in I wasn’t enjoying it and decided to give up. To explain this better I’ll explain the position I was in. I was standing the in shower without the water on so it would be easy.

As I stopped it slipped out of my hands and as I reach to pick it up I slip on the shower floor water and land exactly on it. I get up and instantly realise it was up my ass and as I reach to pull it out it was too far gone.

I run to the mirror to see how far it’s gone and I can’t see it, I call the paramedics and tell them the situation, they tell me to give it a bit and try to get it out and if it’s completely stuck then head to the emergency room.

After about 15 minutes of trying I couldn’t get it out so i head to the emergency room but they made me wait 1 hour for an available doctor.

So now I’m sitting in an emergency room with a vibrator lodged up my ass patiently waiting for someone to get it out.

I finally get a doctor to help me and he gave me a small chuckle and got it out thankfully within 30 minutes.

I know my wife is gonna absolutely love this story when she gets back and I am going to hate it.

TLDR: When wife was away for work I tried her vibrator and got it stuck up my ass and ended waiting 1hr in the ER to get it out.

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