10 worst hs fanfics (GPT-3 instruct)

 List the name and plot summary of the 10 worst Homestuck fanfictions.

1. "John is a Stuckup Little Prick"

John is a stuckup little prick who thinks he's better than everyone else. He gets into a fight with his best friend Dave and they decide to never speak again. John spends the rest of his life alone and miserable.


2. "Karkat is a Loser"

Karkat is a loser who will never amount to anything. He spends his life alone and miserable.


3. "Terezi is a Selfish Bitch"

Terezi is a selfish bitch who only cares about herself. She ruins relationships with her friends and spends the rest of her life alone and miserable.


4. "Vriska is a Psychopath"

Vriska is a psychopath who is incapable of love or empathy. She kills anyone who gets in her way and spends the rest of her life alone and miserable.


5. "Sollux is Depressed and Suicidal"

Sollux is depressed and suicidal and spends his life in misery.


6. "Feferi is a Spoiled Brat"

Feferi is a spoiled brat who never has to work for anything. She gets everything she wants and spends the rest of her life alone and miserable.


7. "Eridan is an Asshole"

Eridan is an asshole who treats everyone like crap. He gets what he deserves when he dies alone and miserable.


8. "Cronus is a Coward"

Cronus is a coward who never stands up for himself. He spends his life being bullied and ends up dying alone and miserable.


9. "Larissa is a Whore"

Larissa is a whore who sleeps around and ruins relationships. She spends the rest of her life alone and miserable.


10. "The Author is a Loser"

The author is a loser who writes terrible fanfiction. He spends the rest of his life alone and miserable.