things that will not happen in 2015

-toufool getting a 49
-fasch gets a mic
-darkman stops opening cards
-volv stops making empty promises
-goronguy gets good at video games
-sean stops saying "nigga"
-yashi quits browsing srg
-ferg stops drinking
-moo stops squealing
-kyle stops mowing the lawn at 3 am
-pheenoh stops eating corndogs
-zfg picks up another speedgame
-Dickoak decides to wear clothes