Dreamlander

Fluttershy

Sep 28th, 2012
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  1. Imnewhere 09/28/12(Fri)00:26 No.4733039
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  3. >day howtheF***doyoudogreentext in Equestria
  4. >wakeup WAAAY to early after your all-nighter watching a star-wars marathon with spike (had to do something with the kid considering you pork his sister in front of him half the time)
  5. >Try to start morning routine, groggy as hell
  6. >walk into kitchen have half a heart attack when Mos Eisley Cantina theme starts
  7. >turn to your right to see YellownDesprite with her skin and hair dyed blue and done up in tentacle looking things like the slut dancers
  8. What the F***, its to early for this Sh**!!
  9. >Throw chair at Bluershy and turn around to see her now dressed up as Guedo with a gun pointed to your abdomen
  10. Jo Jabba goomba con-con coo-coo bon bon
  11. >pull gun out of holster and shoot her A**
  12. >where the F*** did I get that gun from
  13. >run and try to take refuge in bathroom
  14. >open door, Relentlessnyellow has hair done up in buns wearing a white robe
  15. >turns to look at me
  16. Aren't you a little small for a storm trooper?
  17. >stare at her, debating for a brief moment
  18. >Flutterbuns begins to slide robe down shoulder
  19. >NOPE.jpg
  20. >grab plunger, shove her down toilet
  21. >Run back to bedroom hopping you can barricade yourself inside
  22. >only to open door to see a large sphere opening with DarthShy rotating in a chair to face you
  23. F*** me and together we shall rule Pleasure Town (subtle Anchorman reference)
  24. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
  25. >Blackness
  26. >She chokes you out
  27. >wakeup in your bed
  28. Oh god, I'm glad that was a dream
  29. >feel an odd weight being bounced on your winkie
  30. >small green man riding you rev. cowboy
  31. >turns to look at you
  32. Large you are, pleasured am I
  33. >F**king Yoda
  34. >Not Fluttershy
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  38. Disc Ward !An5R0DiSCo 09/28/12(Fri)00:47 No.4733457
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  40. >Day MEDIC! in Equestraia
  41. >wake up
  42. >get coffee from dispenser
  43. >thank Engiejack for the coffee
  44. >you strap up all the necessary things for your gear, grab your Direct Hit and walk outside
  45. >explosions, explosions everywhere
  46. >Suddenly, HeavyShy appears holding a unicorn with her hand up her marehood, using the unfortunate unicorn as a minigun
  47. >"IS TEAM FORTRESS 2 YOUR FETISH, ANON? OR IS BEING CREDIT TO TEAM?"
  48. >You run away, and fire all 4 blasts in quick succession at her
  49. >She gibs apart
  50. >you fuck SniperSparkle as a celebratory fuck
  51. >So, this means you're not...
  52. >Fucking Fluttershy
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  55. Dreamlander 09/28/12(Fri)04:23 No.4736694
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  57. >>4736570
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  59. >Day of Monochrome in Equestria!
  60. >Awaken, and slip into bathroom,
  61. >You never know if No. 2 Pencilbutt is looking
  62. >Take shower, get breakfa-
  63. >*KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK* "i-if that's okay.."
  64. >Open door. And she isn't yellow.
  65. >Standing on hind legs, painted black and white, with round ears glued over her horse ears
  66. >Wearing Kimono
  67. >"A-Anon? Are Pandorians your fetish?"
  68. "Pandorians!?"
  69. >She holds up the new (collectors edition) of WoW: Mists of Pandera!
  70. "Uh.. no, no, not my fetish.. but.. you know what? I'll do ANYTHING for that box and its contents."
  71. >"Like.. tell me your fetish?"
  72. "Uh.. not THAT far.. but, I will screw your brains out."
  73. >"I'll take it!" *Squee!*
  74. >Grab, drag, molest
  75. >You're playing Mists now, even as you're..
  76. >FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!
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