Suddenly, a Kobold thief is spotted near the lava flow by one of our on-duty champions, Hollistic Detective! The Kobold makes a run for it and..wait..what is he...

I leave you with this final shot for summer, of Hollistic Detective charging through a lake of fucking lava to maul a kobold beyond recognition. He survives without a scratch.

Remind me to never, ever piss off our military.