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- So anyways, here's my ICE agent OC. He was created & donated by McDonald's to ICE during a sponsorship/partnership promotion between the two organizations; he's like a... GMO ICE Super-Agent. The partnership was run as a sort of propaganda campaign to increase support for ICE and the US government. His name is a play on words, Daryl & Lardass, Darl/Lard, an anagram of LRAD, which is a joke because his farts are extremely loud and can deter violent protestors. Also, "lard" is a double joke because lard comes from pigs, which are associated with cops, and a triple joke because of McDonald's/fast food/etc.
- He's super tall; he's also an influencer. Whenever he's deployed, he's a big morale booster, and he's very persuasive—despite not being super charismatic personality-wise, it's anyone's guess as to why. He often streams on TikTok, with an officer behind him holding the camera; he's super popular. Sometimes they wonder if their efforts in gaining ICE support may have inadvertently drawn in new "protestors" who just want to see him in action. Thankfully those kinds usually aren't violent like the antifa terrorists. Because of the McDonald's partnership and the experimental GMO Super-Agent program, there's also a Lardass meal you can get, and it's 15% off when you use code "ICE" at checkout.
- But yeah, I STAND WITH ICE in my own weird little gooner way. ICE agents goon just like everyone else :)
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- So you actually support ICE or is this just part of the bit? I'm kinda slow so it's hard for me to tell.
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- >Person looks directly into the camera and says "I STAND WITH ICE"
- >"Hmmmm, I'm not sure if this is part of a bit or not"
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- I mean, I said I was slow, man. I have a hard time telling if someone is joking or not. Sorry dude
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- this is the most 'tarded thing i've seen all day, please consider blowing your skull open with a 12-gauge tonight
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- not only are you a 'gger, but also a ped. i saw the 'p post with the fucking baby
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- LOOOOOL you can't be this pressed over a drawing
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- this is why 'ggers shouldn't have internet access
- blow your brains out TONIGHT
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- >LOOOOOL you can't be this pressed over a dra-ACK!!!
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- While I dont agree with your political believes, fuck i'd let him protect and serve the shit out of me.
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