Jump 012: Fate Grand Order

Jump 012: Fate Grand Order

Location: Fuyuki
Age: 16
Identity: [-500] Anti Hero, Demi-Servant
Drawbacks: [+700] Fit For A King, Men Of Science, Attack Of The Mini Jumpers, Hero Hunter

[Free]      Black Knight of Self-Loathing
[Free]      Charity, Kindness and Fairness
[300/1200]  Infinite Jumper Works
[600/1200]  I Am Here
[1200/1200] The Age Of Jumper
[Free]      Grand Burger

"What the hell do you mean. This is just another Grail War."
>"This isn't a Grail War, all of existence is at stake!"
"Yet you summon Servants. You know what, I'm so done with this. Point me at whatever needs to die and I'll get it sorted."
>"Uh... okay, then!"

After a certain point, all the battles and timey-wimey shenanigans blur together, to be totally honest. What did I do here? Stuck around and got summoned in place of Canon Gil, and murdered whatever Chaldea pointed me at. Huh, kind of like my old job as a Counter Guardian, in that I actually kind of liked my opponents. I didn't bother to keep my ego in check at all and ran roughshod wherever I could, almost obsessively keeping a kingly appearance, but that simply added to my charm. Or at least, I would be led to believe as much.

But I thought the Clonegameshes were bad enough before when there was just a half dozen emo kids. No, instead of Emogamesh, we got Halfpintgamesh. Dozens and dozens and dozens of him, all running around causing chaos, stealing whatever wasn't nailed down and shoving it into half-assed Gates of Babylon, occasionally yelling at me and giving speeches about swords and skills and dreams that aren't mine before flinging 1/4th scale Noble Phantasms at me.

It was almost a relief when the Hunter came. Watching him go after the Halfpintgameshes and trying to find out where I was from them was cathartic. Solve your problems with your problems. And then when your problems have solved your other problems, turn your problems into pincushions via obscene numbers of Noble Phantasms because it had my curiosity but the slaying of the Halfpintgameshes gained my attention.

And then drop a bus on the pincushion.

And then drop a building on the car.

And then drop a bigger building on the building.

And then drop the Hanging Gardens of Babylon on that.

Sure, the Hunter knew how I fight. But when you keep to the shadows and observe him, in order to make certain that when you strike you can strike for true... face it, if anyone with the capabilities of Gilgamesh decides someone needs to die, it can be done in a massively unfair way. Just open the Gate around the person several times and add lots and lots of spears and swords. And sometimes cars and buildings.

Oh, and yeah, timeline's cool now, but Gaia still hates everyone because she's something of a moody bitch. Whatever, I'm done with these pseudo-Grail Wars.