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- Hello, my name is Henry. But you can call me... (cool) *ANYTIME.*
- Now. On to more serious stuff. You have betrayed [REDACTED]! Why? Now I'm gonna destroy you!
- *Hangs up.*
- *Loads shotgun.*
- *Walks out of the building.*
- Oh. My sunglasses.
- *Walks back in to the building.*
- Shit, where are they?
- *[REDACTED] comes along with a pair.*
- Thanks!
- *Puts on [REDACTED]'s sunglasses.*
- *Walks back out of the building.*
- Tracking... GPS found. *CH-CH! Pumps shotgun.*
- Alright, motherfucker. I'm coming.
- *Walks forwards off the screen to the left.*
- Or, if you'd rather be killed by a chainsaw, replace *Loads shotgun.* with *Refuels chainsaw.*, and *CH-CH! Pumps shotgun.* with *VVRRRR!! Starts chainsaw.*
- ...Haha, I'm just messing with you.
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