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wolfboyft

Uhh, what?

Jun 5th, 2016
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  1. Hello, my name is Henry. But you can call me... (cool) *ANYTIME.*
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  3. Now. On to more serious stuff. You have betrayed [REDACTED]! Why? Now I'm gonna destroy you!
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  5. *Hangs up.*
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  7. *Loads shotgun.*
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  9. *Walks out of the building.*
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  11. Oh. My sunglasses.
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  13. *Walks back in to the building.*
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  15. Shit, where are they?
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  17. *[REDACTED] comes along with a pair.*
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  19. Thanks!
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  21. *Puts on [REDACTED]'s sunglasses.*
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  23. *Walks back out of the building.*
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  25. Tracking... GPS found. *CH-CH! Pumps shotgun.*
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  27. Alright, motherfucker. I'm coming.
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  29. *Walks forwards off the screen to the left.*
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  31. Or, if you'd rather be killed by a chainsaw, replace *Loads shotgun.* with *Refuels chainsaw.*, and *CH-CH! Pumps shotgun.* with *VVRRRR!! Starts chainsaw.*
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  33. ...Haha, I'm just messing with you.
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