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ALIEN JIHAD OPENING

HertzDevil Feb 10th, 2013 73 Never
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  1. It was a time of great peace for mankind. All
  2. conflicts on earth had come to an end.
  3.  
  4. In the Middle East, Israelis and Palestinians
  5. stopped fighting and started to party
  6. together. Tel Aviv became the capital of New
  7. Palestine.
  8.  
  9. Iran joined North Korea and the United
  10. States in the new Axis of Peace. Afghanistan
  11. became the world's safest country and
  12. Somalia became the largest economy.
  13.  
  14. In bankrupt Britain, the honourable Members
  15. of Parliament decided not to fiddle their
  16. expense claims and rip off the tax payer.
  17.  
  18. And small business managers at British
  19. banks actually started responding to phone
  20. calls from their customers.
  21.  
  22. And then came the alien invasion..........
  23.  
  24. Hundreds of aliens from the planet
  25. Virginopolis invaded Earth. Using their
  26. advanced Fatwa technology, they turned
  27. greedy investment bankers into ravaging
  28. alien clones.
  29.  
  30. Using unlimited Bailout energy weapons
  31. from the US government, they went on a
  32. Foreclosure attack spree.
  33.  
  34. Millions of families around the world lost
  35. their homes. The puppet governments of the
  36. greedy bankers in the United States and
  37. Britain refused to help ordinary citizens.
  38.  
  39. Many humans rebelled against the alien
  40. invaders and their greedy banker clones.
  41.  
  42. A brave group of human rebels led by
  43. fearless Danish cartoonists fought back
  44. against the aliens and their clones.
  45.  
  46. The battle still rages over Earth's great cities
  47. like London, Paris and San Francisco...........
  48.  
  49. Are you ready to join the fight?
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