ALIEN JIHAD OPENING

It was a time of great peace for mankind. All
conflicts on earth had come to an end.

In the Middle East, Israelis and Palestinians
stopped fighting and started to party
together. Tel Aviv became the capital of New
Palestine.

Iran joined North Korea and the United
States in the new Axis of Peace. Afghanistan
became the world's safest country and
Somalia became the largest economy.

In bankrupt Britain, the honourable Members
of Parliament decided not to fiddle their
expense claims and rip off the tax payer.

And small business managers at British
banks actually started responding to phone
calls from their customers.

And then came the alien invasion..........

Hundreds of aliens from the planet
Virginopolis invaded Earth. Using their
advanced Fatwa technology, they turned
greedy investment bankers into ravaging
alien clones.

Using unlimited Bailout energy weapons
from the US government, they went on a
Foreclosure attack spree.

Millions of families around the world lost
their homes. The puppet governments of the
greedy bankers in the United States and
Britain refused to help ordinary citizens.

Many humans rebelled against the alien
invaders and their greedy banker clones.

A brave group of human rebels led by
fearless Danish cartoonists fought back
against the aliens and their clones.

The battle still rages over Earth's great cities
like London, Paris and San Francisco...........

Are you ready to join the fight?