- It was a time of great peace for mankind. All
- conflicts on earth had come to an end.
- In the Middle East, Israelis and Palestinians
- stopped fighting and started to party
- together. Tel Aviv became the capital of New
- Iran joined North Korea and the United
- States in the new Axis of Peace. Afghanistan
- became the world's safest country and
- Somalia became the largest economy.
- In bankrupt Britain, the honourable Members
- of Parliament decided not to fiddle their
- expense claims and rip off the tax payer.
- And small business managers at British
- banks actually started responding to phone
- calls from their customers.
- And then came the alien invasion..........
- Hundreds of aliens from the planet
- Virginopolis invaded Earth. Using their
- advanced Fatwa technology, they turned
- greedy investment bankers into ravaging
- alien clones.
- Using unlimited Bailout energy weapons
- from the US government, they went on a
- Foreclosure attack spree.
- Millions of families around the world lost
- their homes. The puppet governments of the
- greedy bankers in the United States and
- Britain refused to help ordinary citizens.
- Many humans rebelled against the alien
- invaders and their greedy banker clones.
- A brave group of human rebels led by
- fearless Danish cartoonists fought back
- against the aliens and their clones.
- The battle still rages over Earth's great cities
- like London, Paris and San Francisco...........
- Are you ready to join the fight?
ALIEN JIHAD OPENING
HertzDevil Feb 10th, 2013 73 Never
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