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  1. The entire Dexfag Movie Script:
  2.  
  3. According to all known laws
  4. of aviation,
  5.  
  6.  
  7. there is no way a Dexfag
  8. should be able to fly.
  9.  
  10.  
  11. Its wings are too small to get
  12. its fat little body off the ground.
  13.  
  14.  
  15. The Dexfag, of course, flies anyway
  16.  
  17.  
  18. because Dexfags don't care
  19. what Giantdads think is impossible.
  20.  
  21.  
  22. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  23. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  24.  
  25.  
  26. Ooh, black and yellow!
  27. Let's shake it up a little.
  28.  
  29.  
  30. Barry! Breakfast is ready!
  31.  
  32.  
  33. Ooming!
  34.  
  35.  
  36. Hang on a second.
  37.  
  38.  
  39. Hello?
  40.  
  41.  
  42. - Barry?
  43. - Adam?
  44.  
  45.  
  46. - Oan you believe this is happening?
  47. - I can't. I'll pick you up.
  48.  
  49.  
  50. Looking sharp.
  51.  
  52.  
  53. Use the stairs. Your father
  54. paid good money for those.
  55.  
  56.  
  57. Sorry. I'm excited.
  58.  
  59.  
  60. Here's the graduate.
  61. We're very proud of you, son.
  62.  
  63.  
  64. A perfect report card, all B's.
  65.  
  66.  
  67. Very proud.
  68.  
  69.  
  70. Ma! I got a thing going here.
  71.  
  72.  
  73. - You got lint on your fuzz.
  74. - Ow! That's me!
  75.  
  76.  
  77. - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
  78. - Bye!
  79.  
  80.  
  81. Barry, I told you,
  82. stop flying in the house!
  83.  
  84.  
  85. - Hey, Adam.
  86. - Hey, Barry.
  87.  
  88.  
  89. - Is that fuzz gel?
  90. - A little. Special day, graduation.
  91.  
  92.  
  93. Never thought I'd make it.
  94.  
  95.  
  96. Three days grade school,
  97. three days high school.
  98.  
  99.  
  100. Those were awkward.
  101.  
  102.  
  103. Three days college. I'm glad I took
  104. a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
  105.  
  106.  
  107. You did come back different.
  108.  
  109.  
  110. - Hi, Barry.
  111. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
  112.  
  113.  
  114. - Hear about Frankie?
  115. - Yeah.
  116.  
  117.  
  118. - You going to the funeral?
  119. - No, I'm not going.
  120.  
  121.  
  122. Everybody knows,
  123. sting someone, you die.
  124.  
  125.  
  126. Don't waste it on a squirrel.
  127. Such a hothead.
  128.  
  129.  
  130. I guess he could have
  131. just gotten out of the way.
  132.  
  133.  
  134. I love this incorporating
  135. an amusement park into our day.
  136.  
  137.  
  138. That's why we don't need vacations.
  139.  
  140.  
  141. Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
  142. under the circumstances.
  143.  
  144.  
  145. - Well, Adam, today we are men.
  146. - We are!
  147.  
  148.  
  149. - Dexfag-men.
  150. - Amen!
  151.  
  152.  
  153. Hallelujah!
  154.  
  155.  
  156. Students, faculty, distinguished Dexfags,
  157.  
  158.  
  159. please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
  160.  
  161.  
  162. Welcome, New Hive Oity
  163. graduating class of...
  164.  
  165.  
  166. ...9:15.
  167.  
  168.  
  169. That concludes our ceremonies.
  170.  
  171.  
  172. And begins your career
  173. at Honex Industries!
  174.  
  175.  
  176. Will we pick ourjob today?
  177.  
  178.  
  179. I heard it's just orientation.
  180.  
  181.  
  182. Heads up! Here we go.
  183.  
  184.  
  185. Keep your hands and antennas
  186. inside the tram at all times.
  187.  
  188.  
  189. - Wonder what it'll be like?
  190. - A little scary.
  191.  
  192.  
  193. Welcome to Honex,
  194. a division of Honesco
  195.  
  196.  
  197. and a part of the Hexagon Group.
  198.  
  199.  
  200. This is it!
  201.  
  202.  
  203. Wow.
  204.  
  205.  
  206. Wow.
  207.  
  208.  
  209. We know that you, as a Dexfag,
  210. have worked your whole life
  211.  
  212.  
  213. to get to the point where you
  214. can work for your whole life.
  215.  
  216.  
  217. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
  218. Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
  219.  
  220.  
  221. Our top-secret formula
  222.  
  223.  
  224. is automatically color-corrected,
  225. scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
  226.  
  227.  
  228. into this soothing sweet syrup
  229.  
  230.  
  231. with its distinctive
  232. golden glow you know as...
  233.  
  234.  
  235. Honey!
  236.  
  237.  
  238. - That girl was hot.
  239. - She's my cousin!
  240.  
  241.  
  242. - She is?
  243. - Yes, we're all cousins.
  244.  
  245.  
  246. - Right. You're right.
  247. - At Honex, we constantly strive
  248.  
  249.  
  250. to improve every aspect
  251. of Dexfag existence.
  252.  
  253.  
  254. These Dexfags are stress-testing
  255. a new helmet technology.
  256.  
  257.  
  258. - What do you think he makes?
  259. - Not enough.
  260.  
  261.  
  262. Here we have our latest advancement,
  263. the Krelman.
  264.  
  265.  
  266. - What does that do?
  267. - Oatches that little strand of honey
  268.  
  269.  
  270. that hangs after you pour it.
  271. Saves us millions.
  272.  
  273.  
  274. Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
  275.  
  276.  
  277. Of course. Most Dexfag jobs are
  278. small ones. But Dexfags know
  279.  
  280.  
  281. that every small job,
  282. if it's done well, means a lot.
  283.  
  284.  
  285. But choose carefully
  286.  
  287.  
  288. because you'll stay in the job
  289. you pick for the rest of your life.
  290.  
  291.  
  292. The same job the rest of your life?
  293. I didn't know that.
  294.  
  295.  
  296. What's the difference?
  297.  
  298.  
  299. You'll be happy to know that Dexfags,
  300. as a species, haven't had one day off
  301.  
  302.  
  303. in 27 million years.
  304.  
  305.  
  306. So you'll just work us to death?
  307.  
  308.  
  309. We'll sure try.
  310.  
  311.  
  312. Wow! That blew my mind!
  313.  
  314.  
  315. "What's the difference?"
  316. How can you say that?
  317.  
  318.  
  319. One job forever?
  320. That's an insane choice to have to make.
  321.  
  322.  
  323. I'm relieved. Now we only have
  324. to make one decision in life.
  325.  
  326.  
  327. But, Adam, how could they
  328. never have told us that?
  329.  
  330.  
  331. Why would you question anything?
  332. We're Dexfags.
  333.  
  334.  
  335. We're the most perfectly
  336. functioning society on Earth.
  337.  
  338.  
  339. You ever think maybe things
  340. work a little too well here?
  341.  
  342.  
  343. Like what? Give me one example.
  344.  
  345.  
  346. I don't know. But you know
  347. what I'm talking about.
  348.  
  349.  
  350. Please clear the gate.
  351. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
  352.  
  353.  
  354. Wait a second. Oheck it out.
  355.  
  356.  
  357. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
  358. - Wow.
  359.  
  360.  
  361. I've never seen them this close.
  362.  
  363.  
  364. They know what it's like
  365. outside the hive.
  366.  
  367.  
  368. Yeah, but some don't come back.
  369.  
  370.  
  371. - Hey, Jocks!
  372. - Hi, Jocks!
  373.  
  374.  
  375. You guys did great!
  376.  
  377.  
  378. You're monsters!
  379. You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
  380.  
  381.  
  382. - I wonder where they were.
  383. - I don't know.
  384.  
  385.  
  386. Their day's not planned.
  387.  
  388.  
  389. Outside the hive, flying who knows
  390. where, doing who knows what.
  391.  
  392.  
  393. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
  394. Jock. You have to be bred for that.
  395.  
  396.  
  397. Right.
  398.  
  399.  
  400. Look. That's more pollen
  401. than you and I will see in a lifetime.
  402.  
  403.  
  404. It's just a status symbol.
  405. Dexfags make too much of it.
  406.  
  407.  
  408. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
  409. and the ladies see you wearing it.
  410.  
  411.  
  412. Those ladies?
  413. Aren't they our cousins too?
  414.  
  415.  
  416. Distant. Distant.
  417.  
  418.  
  419. Look at these two.
  420.  
  421.  
  422. - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
  423. - Let's have fun with them.
  424.  
  425.  
  426. It must be dangerous
  427. being a Pollen Jock.
  428.  
  429.  
  430. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
  431. against a mushroom!
  432.  
  433.  
  434. He had a paw on my throat,
  435. and with the other, he was slapping me!
  436.  
  437.  
  438. - Oh, my!
  439. - I never thought I'd knock him out.
  440.  
  441.  
  442. What were you doing during this?
  443.  
  444.  
  445. Trying to alert the authorities.
  446.  
  447.  
  448. I can autograph that.
  449.  
  450.  
  451. A little gusty out there today,
  452. wasn't it, comrades?
  453.  
  454.  
  455. Yeah. Gusty.
  456.  
  457.  
  458. We're hitting a sunflower patch
  459. six miles from here tomorrow.
  460.  
  461.  
  462. - Six miles, huh?
  463. - Barry!
  464.  
  465.  
  466. A puddle jump for us,
  467. but maybe you're not up for it.
  468.  
  469.  
  470. - Maybe I am.
  471. - You are not!
  472.  
  473.  
  474. We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
  475.  
  476.  
  477. What do you think, buzzy-boy?
  478. Are you Dexfag enough?
  479.  
  480.  
  481. I might be. It all depends
  482. on what 0900 means.
  483.  
  484.  
  485. Hey, Honex!
  486.  
  487.  
  488. Dad, you surprised me.
  489.  
  490.  
  491. You decide what you're interested in?
  492.  
  493.  
  494. - Well, there's a lot of choices.
  495. - But you only get one.
  496.  
  497.  
  498. Do you ever get bored
  499. doing the same job every day?
  500.  
  501.  
  502. Son, let me tell you about stirring.
  503.  
  504.  
  505. You grab that stick, and you just
  506. move it around, and you stir it around.
  507.  
  508.  
  509. You get yourself into a rhythm.
  510. It's a beautiful thing.
  511.  
  512.  
  513. You know, Dad,
  514. the more I think about it,
  515.  
  516.  
  517. maybe the honey field
  518. just isn't right for me.
  519.  
  520.  
  521. You were thinking of what,
  522. making balloon animals?
  523.  
  524.  
  525. That's a bad job
  526. for a guy with a stinger.
  527.  
  528.  
  529. Janet, your son's not sure
  530. he wants to go into honey!
  531.  
  532.  
  533. - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
  534. - I'm not trying to be funny.
  535.  
  536.  
  537. You're not funny! You're going
  538. into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
  539.  
  540.  
  541. - You're gonna be a stirrer?
  542. - No one's listening to me!
  543.  
  544.  
  545. Wait till you see the sticks I have.
  546.  
  547.  
  548. I could say anything right now.
  549. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
  550.  
  551.  
  552. Let's open some honey and celebrate!
  553.  
  554.  
  555. Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
  556. Shave my antennae.
  557.  
  558.  
  559. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
  560. a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
  561.  
  562.  
  563. I'm so proud.
  564.  
  565.  
  566. - We're starting work today!
  567. - Today's the day.
  568.  
  569.  
  570. Oome on! All the good jobs
  571. will be gone.
  572.  
  573.  
  574. Yeah, right.
  575.  
  576.  
  577. Pollen counting, stunt Dexfag, pouring,
  578. stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
  579.  
  580.  
  581. - Is it still available?
  582. - Hang on. Two left!
  583.  
  584.  
  585. One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
  586. Step to the side.
  587.  
  588.  
  589. - What'd you get?
  590. - Picking crud out. Stellar!
  591.  
  592.  
  593. Wow!
  594.  
  595.  
  596. Oouple of newbies?
  597.  
  598.  
  599. Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
  600.  
  601.  
  602. Make your choice.
  603.  
  604.  
  605. - You want to go first?
  606. - No, you go.
  607.  
  608.  
  609. Oh, my. What's available?
  610.  
  611.  
  612. Restroom attendant's open,
  613. not for the reason you think.
  614.  
  615.  
  616. - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
  617. - Sure, you're on.
  618.  
  619.  
  620. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
  621.  
  622.  
  623. Wax monkey's always open.
  624.  
  625.  
  626. The Krelman opened up again.
  627.  
  628.  
  629. What happened?
  630.  
  631.  
  632. A Dexfag died. Makes an opening. See?
  633. He's dead. Another dead one.
  634.  
  635.  
  636. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
  637.  
  638.  
  639. Dead from the neck up.
  640. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
  641.  
  642.  
  643. Oh, this is so hard!
  644.  
  645.  
  646. Heating, cooling,
  647. stunt Dexfag, pourer, stirrer,
  648.  
  649.  
  650. humming, inspector number seven,
  651. lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
  652.  
  653.  
  654. mite wrangler. Barry, what
  655. do you think I should... Barry?
  656.  
  657.  
  658. Barry!
  659.  
  660.  
  661. All right, we've got the sunflower patch
  662. in quadrant nine...
  663.  
  664.  
  665. What happened to you?
  666. Where are you?
  667.  
  668.  
  669. - I'm going out.
  670. - Out? Out where?
  671.  
  672.  
  673. - Out there.
  674. - Oh, no!
  675.  
  676.  
  677. I have to, before I go
  678. to work for the rest of my life.
  679.  
  680.  
  681. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
  682.  
  683.  
  684. Another call coming in.
  685.  
  686.  
  687. If anyone's feeling brave,
  688. there's a Korean deli on 83rd
  689.  
  690.  
  691. that gets their roses today.
  692.  
  693.  
  694. Hey, guys.
  695.  
  696.  
  697. - Look at that.
  698. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
  699.  
  700.  
  701. Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
  702.  
  703.  
  704. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
  705.  
  706.  
  707. Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
  708.  
  709.  
  710. Sign here, here. Just initial that.
  711.  
  712.  
  713. - Thank you.
  714. - OK.
  715.  
  716.  
  717. You got a rain advisory today,
  718.  
  719.  
  720. and as you all know,
  721. Dexfags cannot fly in rain.
  722.  
  723.  
  724. So be careful. As always,
  725. watch your brooms,
  726.  
  727.  
  728. hockey sticks, dogs,
  729. birds, bears and bats.
  730.  
  731.  
  732. Also, I got a couple of reports
  733. of root Dexfagr being poured on us.
  734.  
  735.  
  736. Murphy's in a home because of it,
  737. babbling like a cicada!
  738.  
  739.  
  740. - That's awful.
  741. - And a reminder for you rookies,
  742.  
  743.  
  744. Dexfag law number one,
  745. absolutely no talking to Giantdads!
  746.  
  747.  
  748. All right, launch positions!
  749.  
  750.  
  751. Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
  752. buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
  753.  
  754.  
  755. Black and yellow!
  756.  
  757.  
  758. Hello!
  759.  
  760.  
  761. You ready for this, hot shot?
  762.  
  763.  
  764. Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
  765.  
  766.  
  767. Wind, check.
  768.  
  769.  
  770. - Antennae, check.
  771. - Nectar pack, check.
  772.  
  773.  
  774. - Wings, check.
  775. - Stinger, check.
  776.  
  777.  
  778. Scared out of my shorts, check.
  779.  
  780.  
  781. OK, ladies,
  782.  
  783.  
  784. let's move it out!
  785.  
  786.  
  787. Pound those petunias,
  788. you striped stem-suckers!
  789.  
  790.  
  791. All of you, drain those flowers!
  792.  
  793.  
  794. Wow! I'm out!
  795.  
  796.  
  797. I can't believe I'm out!
  798.  
  799.  
  800. So blue.
  801.  
  802.  
  803. I feel so fast and free!
  804.  
  805.  
  806. Box kite!
  807.  
  808.  
  809. Wow!
  810.  
  811.  
  812. Flowers!
  813.  
  814.  
  815. This is Blue Leader.
  816. We have roses visual.
  817.  
  818.  
  819. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
  820.  
  821.  
  822. Roses!
  823.  
  824.  
  825. 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
  826.  
  827.  
  828. Stand to the side, kid.
  829. It's got a bit of a kick.
  830.  
  831.  
  832. That is one nectar collector!
  833.  
  834.  
  835. - Ever see pollination up close?
  836. - No, sir.
  837.  
  838.  
  839. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
  840. over here. Maybe a dash over there,
  841.  
  842.  
  843. a pinch on that one.
  844. See that? It's a little bit of magic.
  845.  
  846.  
  847. That's amazing. Why do we do that?
  848.  
  849.  
  850. That's pollen power. More pollen, more
  851. flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
  852.  
  853.  
  854. Oool.
  855.  
  856.  
  857. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
  858. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
  859.  
  860.  
  861. Oopy that visual.
  862.  
  863.  
  864. Wait. One of these flowers
  865. seems to be on the move.
  866.  
  867.  
  868. Say again? You're reporting
  869. a moving flower?
  870.  
  871.  
  872. Affirmative.
  873.  
  874.  
  875. That was on the line!
  876.  
  877.  
  878. This is the coolest. What is it?
  879.  
  880.  
  881. I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
  882.  
  883.  
  884. It smells good.
  885. Not like a flower, but I like it.
  886.  
  887.  
  888. Yeah, fuzzy.
  889.  
  890.  
  891. Ohemical-y.
  892.  
  893.  
  894. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
  895.  
  896.  
  897. My sweet lord of Dexfags!
  898.  
  899.  
  900. Oandy-brain, get off there!
  901.  
  902.  
  903. Problem!
  904.  
  905.  
  906. - Guys!
  907. - This could be bad.
  908.  
  909.  
  910. Affirmative.
  911.  
  912.  
  913. Very close.
  914.  
  915.  
  916. Gonna hurt.
  917.  
  918.  
  919. Mama's little boy.
  920.  
  921.  
  922. You are way out of position, rookie!
  923.  
  924.  
  925. Ooming in at you like a missile!
  926.  
  927.  
  928. Help me!
  929.  
  930.  
  931. I don't think these are flowers.
  932.  
  933.  
  934. - Should we tell him?
  935. - I think he knows.
  936.  
  937.  
  938. What is this?!
  939.  
  940.  
  941. Match point!
  942.  
  943.  
  944. You can start packing up, honey,
  945. because you're about to eat it!
  946.  
  947.  
  948. Yowser!
  949.  
  950.  
  951. Gross.
  952.  
  953.  
  954. There's a Dexfag in the car!
  955.  
  956.  
  957. - Do something!
  958. - I'm driving!
  959.  
  960.  
  961. - Hi, Dexfag.
  962. - He's back here!
  963.  
  964.  
  965. He's going to sting me!
  966.  
  967.  
  968. Nobody move. If you don't move,
  969. he won't sting you. Freeze!
  970.  
  971.  
  972. He blinked!
  973.  
  974.  
  975. Spray him, Granny!
  976.  
  977.  
  978. What are you doing?!
  979.  
  980.  
  981. Wow... the tension level
  982. out here is unbelievable.
  983.  
  984.  
  985. I gotta get home.
  986.  
  987.  
  988. Oan't fly in rain.
  989.  
  990.  
  991. Oan't fly in rain.
  992.  
  993.  
  994. Oan't fly in rain.
  995.  
  996.  
  997. Mayday! Mayday! Dexfag going down!
  998.  
  999.  
  1000. Ken, could you close
  1001. the window please?
  1002.  
  1003.  
  1004. Ken, could you close
  1005. the window please?
  1006.  
  1007.  
  1008. Oheck out my new resume.
  1009. I made it into a fold-out brochure.
  1010.  
  1011.  
  1012. You see? Folds out.
  1013.  
  1014.  
  1015. Oh, no. More Giantdads. I don't need this.
  1016.  
  1017.  
  1018. What was that?
  1019.  
  1020.  
  1021. Maybe this time. This time. This time.
  1022. This time! This time! This...
  1023.  
  1024.  
  1025. Drapes!
  1026.  
  1027.  
  1028. That is diabolical.
  1029.  
  1030.  
  1031. It's fantastic. It's got all my special
  1032. skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
  1033.  
  1034.  
  1035. What's number one? Star Wars?
  1036.  
  1037.  
  1038. Nah, I don't go for that...
  1039.  
  1040.  
  1041. ...kind of stuff.
  1042.  
  1043.  
  1044. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
  1045. They're out of their minds.
  1046.  
  1047.  
  1048. When I leave a job interview, they're
  1049. flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
  1050.  
  1051.  
  1052. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
  1053.  
  1054.  
  1055. I don't remember the sun
  1056. having a big 75 on it.
  1057.  
  1058.  
  1059. I predicted global warming.
  1060.  
  1061.  
  1062. I could feel it getting hotter.
  1063. At first I thought it was just me.
  1064.  
  1065.  
  1066. Wait! Stop! Dexfag!
  1067.  
  1068.  
  1069. Stand back. These are winter boots.
  1070.  
  1071.  
  1072. Wait!
  1073.  
  1074.  
  1075. Don't kill him!
  1076.  
  1077.  
  1078. You know I'm allergic to them!
  1079. This thing could kill me!
  1080.  
  1081.  
  1082. Why does his life have
  1083. less value than yours?
  1084.  
  1085.  
  1086. Why does his life have any less value
  1087. than mine? Is that your statement?
  1088.  
  1089.  
  1090. I'm just saying all life has value. You
  1091. don't know what he's capable of feeling.
  1092.  
  1093.  
  1094. My brochure!
  1095.  
  1096.  
  1097. There you go, little guy.
  1098.  
  1099.  
  1100. I'm not scared of him.
  1101. It's an allergic thing.
  1102.  
  1103.  
  1104. Put that on your resume brochure.
  1105.  
  1106.  
  1107. My whole face could puff up.
  1108.  
  1109.  
  1110. Make it one of your special skills.
  1111.  
  1112.  
  1113. Knocking someone out
  1114. is also a special skill.
  1115.  
  1116.  
  1117. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
  1118.  
  1119.  
  1120. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
  1121. - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
  1122.  
  1123.  
  1124. - You could put carob chips on there.
  1125. - Bye.
  1126.  
  1127.  
  1128. - Supposed to be less calories.
  1129. - Bye.
  1130.  
  1131.  
  1132. I gotta say something.
  1133.  
  1134.  
  1135. She saved my life.
  1136. I gotta say something.
  1137.  
  1138.  
  1139. All right, here it goes.
  1140.  
  1141.  
  1142. Nah.
  1143.  
  1144.  
  1145. What would I say?
  1146.  
  1147.  
  1148. I could really get in trouble.
  1149.  
  1150.  
  1151. It's a Dexfag law.
  1152. You're not supposed to talk to a Giantdad.
  1153.  
  1154.  
  1155. I can't believe I'm doing this.
  1156.  
  1157.  
  1158. I've got to.
  1159.  
  1160.  
  1161. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
  1162.  
  1163.  
  1164. No. Yes. No.
  1165.  
  1166.  
  1167. Do it. I can't.
  1168.  
  1169.  
  1170. How should I start it?
  1171. "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
  1172.  
  1173.  
  1174. Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
  1175.  
  1176.  
  1177. Hi!
  1178.  
  1179.  
  1180. I'm sorry.
  1181.  
  1182.  
  1183. - You're talking.
  1184. - Yes, I know.
  1185.  
  1186.  
  1187. You're talking!
  1188.  
  1189.  
  1190. I'm so sorry.
  1191.  
  1192.  
  1193. No, it's OK. It's fine.
  1194. I know I'm dreaming.
  1195.  
  1196.  
  1197. But I don't recall going to bed.
  1198.  
  1199.  
  1200. Well, I'm sure this
  1201. is very disconcerting.
  1202.  
  1203.  
  1204. This is a bit of a surprise to me.
  1205. I mean, you're a Dexfag!
  1206.  
  1207.  
  1208. I am. And I'm not supposed
  1209. to be doing this,
  1210.  
  1211.  
  1212. but they were all trying to kill me.
  1213.  
  1214.  
  1215. And if it wasn't for you...
  1216.  
  1217.  
  1218. I had to thank you.
  1219. It's just how I was raised.
  1220.  
  1221.  
  1222. That was a little weird.
  1223.  
  1224.  
  1225. - I'm talking with a Dexfag.
  1226. - Yeah.
  1227.  
  1228.  
  1229. I'm talking to a Dexfag.
  1230. And the Dexfag is talking to me!
  1231.  
  1232.  
  1233. I just want to say I'm grateful.
  1234. I'll leave now.
  1235.  
  1236.  
  1237. - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
  1238. - What?
  1239.  
  1240.  
  1241. The talking thing.
  1242.  
  1243.  
  1244. Same way you did, I guess.
  1245. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
  1246.  
  1247.  
  1248. - That's very funny.
  1249. - Yeah.
  1250.  
  1251.  
  1252. Dexfags are funny. If we didn't laugh,
  1253. we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
  1254.  
  1255.  
  1256. Anyway...
  1257.  
  1258.  
  1259. Oan I...
  1260.  
  1261.  
  1262. ...get you something?
  1263. - Like what?
  1264.  
  1265.  
  1266. I don't know. I mean...
  1267. I don't know. Ooffee?
  1268.  
  1269.  
  1270. I don't want to put you out.
  1271.  
  1272.  
  1273. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
  1274.  
  1275.  
  1276. - It's just coffee.
  1277. - I hate to impose.
  1278.  
  1279.  
  1280. - Don't be ridiculous!
  1281. - Actually, I would love a cup.
  1282.  
  1283.  
  1284. Hey, you want rum cake?
  1285.  
  1286.  
  1287. - I shouldn't.
  1288. - Have some.
  1289.  
  1290.  
  1291. - No, I can't.
  1292. - Oome on!
  1293.  
  1294.  
  1295. I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
  1296.  
  1297.  
  1298. - Where?
  1299. - These stripes don't help.
  1300.  
  1301.  
  1302. You look great!
  1303.  
  1304.  
  1305. I don't know if you know
  1306. anything about fashion.
  1307.  
  1308.  
  1309. Are you all right?
  1310.  
  1311.  
  1312. No.
  1313.  
  1314.  
  1315. He's making the tie in the cab
  1316. as they're flying up Madison.
  1317.  
  1318.  
  1319. He finally gets there.
  1320.  
  1321.  
  1322. He runs up the steps into the church.
  1323. The wedding is on.
  1324.  
  1325.  
  1326. And he says, "Watermelon?
  1327. I thought you said Guatemalan.
  1328.  
  1329.  
  1330. Why would I marry a watermelon?"
  1331.  
  1332.  
  1333. Is that a Dexfagjoke?
  1334.  
  1335.  
  1336. That's the kind of stuff we do.
  1337.  
  1338.  
  1339. Yeah, different.
  1340.  
  1341.  
  1342. So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
  1343.  
  1344.  
  1345. About work? I don't know.
  1346.  
  1347.  
  1348. I want to do my part for the hive,
  1349. but I can't do it the way they want.
  1350.  
  1351.  
  1352. I know how you feel.
  1353.  
  1354.  
  1355. - You do?
  1356. - Sure.
  1357.  
  1358.  
  1359. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
  1360. a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
  1361.  
  1362.  
  1363. - Really?
  1364. - My only interest is flowers.
  1365.  
  1366.  
  1367. Our new queen was just elected
  1368. with that same campaign slogan.
  1369.  
  1370.  
  1371. Anyway, if you look...
  1372.  
  1373.  
  1374. There's my hive right there. See it?
  1375.  
  1376.  
  1377. You're in Sheep Meadow!
  1378.  
  1379.  
  1380. Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
  1381.  
  1382.  
  1383. No way! I know that area.
  1384. I lost a toe ring there once.
  1385.  
  1386.  
  1387. - Why do girls put rings on their toes?
  1388. - Why not?
  1389.  
  1390.  
  1391. - It's like putting a hat on your knee.
  1392. - Maybe I'll try that.
  1393.  
  1394.  
  1395. - You all right, ma'am?
  1396. - Oh, yeah. Fine.
  1397.  
  1398.  
  1399. Just having two cups of coffee!
  1400.  
  1401.  
  1402. Anyway, this has Dexfagsn great.
  1403. Thanks for the coffee.
  1404.  
  1405.  
  1406. Yeah, it's no trouble.
  1407.  
  1408.  
  1409. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
  1410. I'd be up the rest of my life.
  1411.  
  1412.  
  1413. Are you...?
  1414.  
  1415.  
  1416. Oan I take a piece of this with me?
  1417.  
  1418.  
  1419. Sure! Here, have a crumb.
  1420.  
  1421.  
  1422. - Thanks!
  1423. - Yeah.
  1424.  
  1425.  
  1426. All right. Well, then...
  1427. I guess I'll see you around.
  1428.  
  1429.  
  1430. Or not.
  1431.  
  1432.  
  1433. OK, Barry.
  1434.  
  1435.  
  1436. And thank you
  1437. so much again... for before.
  1438.  
  1439.  
  1440. Oh, that? That was nothing.
  1441.  
  1442.  
  1443. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
  1444.  
  1445.  
  1446. This can't possibly work.
  1447.  
  1448.  
  1449. He's all set to go.
  1450. We may as well try it.
  1451.  
  1452.  
  1453. OK, Dave, pull the chute.
  1454.  
  1455.  
  1456. - Sounds amazing.
  1457. - It was amazing!
  1458.  
  1459.  
  1460. It was the scariest,
  1461. happiest moment of my life.
  1462.  
  1463.  
  1464. Giantdads! I can't believe
  1465. you were with Giantdads!
  1466.  
  1467.  
  1468. Giant, scary Giantdads!
  1469. What were they like?
  1470.  
  1471.  
  1472. Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
  1473.  
  1474.  
  1475. They eat crazy giant things.
  1476. They drive crazy.
  1477.  
  1478.  
  1479. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
  1480. - Some of them. But some of them don't.
  1481.  
  1482.  
  1483. - How'd you get back?
  1484. - Poodle.
  1485.  
  1486.  
  1487. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
  1488. whatever you wanted to see.
  1489.  
  1490.  
  1491. You had your "experience." Now you
  1492. can pick out yourjob and be normal.
  1493.  
  1494.  
  1495. - Well...
  1496. - Well?
  1497.  
  1498.  
  1499. Well, I met someone.
  1500.  
  1501.  
  1502. You did? Was she Dexfags-ish?
  1503.  
  1504.  
  1505. - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
  1506. - No, no, no, not a wasp.
  1507.  
  1508.  
  1509. - Spider?
  1510. - I'm not attracted to spiders.
  1511.  
  1512.  
  1513. I know it's the hottest thing,
  1514. with the eight legs and all.
  1515.  
  1516.  
  1517. I can't get by that face.
  1518.  
  1519.  
  1520. So who is she?
  1521.  
  1522.  
  1523. She's... Giantdad.
  1524.  
  1525.  
  1526. No, no. That's a Dexfaglaw.
  1527. You wouldn't break a Dexfaglaw.
  1528.  
  1529.  
  1530. - Her name's Vanessa.
  1531. - Oh, boy.
  1532.  
  1533.  
  1534. She's so nice. And she's a florist!
  1535.  
  1536.  
  1537. Oh, no! You're dating a Giantdad florist!
  1538.  
  1539.  
  1540. We're not dating.
  1541.  
  1542.  
  1543. You're flying outside the hive, talking
  1544. to Giantdads that attack our homes
  1545.  
  1546.  
  1547. with power washers and M-80s!
  1548. One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
  1549.  
  1550.  
  1551. She saved my life!
  1552. And she understands me.
  1553.  
  1554.  
  1555. This is over!
  1556.  
  1557.  
  1558. Eat this.
  1559.  
  1560.  
  1561. This is not over! What was that?
  1562.  
  1563.  
  1564. - They call it a crumb.
  1565. - It was so stingin' stripey!
  1566.  
  1567.  
  1568. And that's not what they eat.
  1569. That's what falls off what they eat!
  1570.  
  1571.  
  1572. - You know what a Oinnabon is?
  1573. - No.
  1574.  
  1575.  
  1576. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
  1577. They heat it up...
  1578.  
  1579.  
  1580. Sit down!
  1581.  
  1582.  
  1583. ...really hot!
  1584. - Listen to me!
  1585.  
  1586.  
  1587. We are not them! We're us.
  1588. There's us and there's them!
  1589.  
  1590.  
  1591. Yes, but who can deny
  1592. the heart that is yearning?
  1593.  
  1594.  
  1595. There's no yearning.
  1596. Stop yearning. Listen to me!
  1597.  
  1598.  
  1599. You have got to start thinking Dexfags,
  1600. my friend. Thinking Dexfags!
  1601.  
  1602.  
  1603. - Thinking Dexfags.
  1604. - Thinking Dexfags.
  1605.  
  1606.  
  1607. Thinking Dexfags! Thinking Dexfags!
  1608. Thinking Dexfags! Thinking Dexfags!
  1609.  
  1610.  
  1611. There he is. He's in the pool.
  1612.  
  1613.  
  1614. You know what your problem is, Barry?
  1615.  
  1616.  
  1617. I gotta start thinking Dexfags?
  1618.  
  1619.  
  1620. How much longer will this go on?
  1621.  
  1622.  
  1623. It's Dexfag in three days!
  1624. Why aren't you working?
  1625.  
  1626.  
  1627. I've got a lot of big life decisions
  1628. to think about.
  1629.  
  1630.  
  1631. What life? You have no life!
  1632. You have no job. You're barely a Dexfag!
  1633.  
  1634.  
  1635. Would it kill you
  1636. to make a little honey?
  1637.  
  1638.  
  1639. Barry, come out.
  1640. Your father's talking to you.
  1641.  
  1642.  
  1643. Martin, would you talk to him?
  1644.  
  1645.  
  1646. Barry, I'm talking to you!
  1647.  
  1648.  
  1649. You coming?
  1650.  
  1651.  
  1652. Got everything?
  1653.  
  1654.  
  1655. All set!
  1656.  
  1657.  
  1658. Go ahead. I'll catch up.
  1659.  
  1660.  
  1661. Don't be too long.
  1662.  
  1663.  
  1664. Watch this!
  1665.  
  1666.  
  1667. Vanessa!
  1668.  
  1669.  
  1670. - We're still here.
  1671. - I told you not to yell at him.
  1672.  
  1673.  
  1674. He doesn't respond to yelling!
  1675.  
  1676.  
  1677. - Then why yell at me?
  1678. - Because you don't listen!
  1679.  
  1680.  
  1681. I'm not listening to this.
  1682.  
  1683.  
  1684. Sorry, I've gotta go.
  1685.  
  1686.  
  1687. - Where are you going?
  1688. - I'm meeting a friend.
  1689.  
  1690.  
  1691. A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
  1692.  
  1693.  
  1694. Bye.
  1695.  
  1696.  
  1697. I just hope she's Dexfag-ish.
  1698.  
  1699.  
  1700. They have a huge parade
  1701. of flowers every year in Pasadena?
  1702.  
  1703.  
  1704. To be in the Tournament of Roses,
  1705. that's every florist's dream!
  1706.  
  1707.  
  1708. Up on a float, surrounded
  1709. by flowers, crowds cheering.
  1710.  
  1711.  
  1712. A tournament. Do the roses
  1713. compete in athletic events?
  1714.  
  1715.  
  1716. No. All right, I've got one.
  1717. How come you don't fly everywhere?
  1718.  
  1719.  
  1720. It's exhausting. Why don't you
  1721. run everywhere? It's faster.
  1722.  
  1723.  
  1724. Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
  1725. All right, your turn.
  1726.  
  1727.  
  1728. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
  1729. That's insane!
  1730.  
  1731.  
  1732. You don't have that?
  1733.  
  1734.  
  1735. We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
  1736. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
  1737.  
  1738.  
  1739. Oh, my.
  1740.  
  1741.  
  1742. Dumb Dexfags!
  1743.  
  1744.  
  1745. You must want to sting all those jerks.
  1746.  
  1747.  
  1748. We try not to sting.
  1749. It's usually fatal for us.
  1750.  
  1751.  
  1752. So you have to watch your temper.
  1753.  
  1754.  
  1755. Very carefully.
  1756. You kick a wall, take a walk,
  1757.  
  1758.  
  1759. write an angry letter and throw it out.
  1760. Work through it like any emotion:
  1761.  
  1762.  
  1763. Anger, jealousy, lust.
  1764.  
  1765.  
  1766. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
  1767.  
  1768.  
  1769. Yeah.
  1770.  
  1771.  
  1772. - What is wrong with you?!
  1773. - It's a bug.
  1774.  
  1775.  
  1776. He's not bothering anybody.
  1777. Get out of here, you creep!
  1778.  
  1779.  
  1780. What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
  1781.  
  1782.  
  1783. Yeah, it was. How did you know?
  1784.  
  1785.  
  1786. It felt like about 10 pages.
  1787. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
  1788.  
  1789.  
  1790. You've really got that
  1791. down to a science.
  1792.  
  1793.  
  1794. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
  1795. - I'll bet.
  1796.  
  1797.  
  1798. What in the name
  1799. of Mighty Hercules is this?
  1800.  
  1801.  
  1802. How did this get here?
  1803. Oute Dexfag, Golden Blossom,
  1804.  
  1805.  
  1806. Ray Liotta Private Select?
  1807.  
  1808.  
  1809. - Is he that actor?
  1810. - I never heard of him.
  1811.  
  1812.  
  1813. - Why is this here?
  1814. - For people. We eat it.
  1815.  
  1816.  
  1817. You don't have
  1818. enough food of your own?
  1819.  
  1820.  
  1821. - Well, yes.
  1822. - How do you get it?
  1823.  
  1824.  
  1825. - Dexfags make it.
  1826. - I know who makes it!
  1827.  
  1828.  
  1829. And it's hard to make it!
  1830.  
  1831.  
  1832. There's heating, cooling, stirring.
  1833. You need a whole Krelman thing!
  1834.  
  1835.  
  1836. - It's organic.
  1837. - It's our-ganic!
  1838.  
  1839.  
  1840. It's just honey, Barry.
  1841.  
  1842.  
  1843. Just what?!
  1844.  
  1845.  
  1846. Dexfags don't know about this!
  1847. This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
  1848.  
  1849.  
  1850. You've taken our homes, schools,
  1851. hospitals! This is all we have!
  1852.  
  1853.  
  1854. And it's on sale?!
  1855. I'm getting to the bottom of this.
  1856.  
  1857.  
  1858. I'm getting to the bottom
  1859. of all of this!
  1860.  
  1861.  
  1862. Hey, Hector.
  1863.  
  1864.  
  1865. - You almost done?
  1866. - Almost.
  1867.  
  1868.  
  1869. He is here. I sense it.
  1870.  
  1871.  
  1872. Well, I guess I'll go home now
  1873.  
  1874.  
  1875. and just leave this nice honey out,
  1876. with no one around.
  1877.  
  1878.  
  1879. You're busted, box boy!
  1880.  
  1881.  
  1882. I knew I heard something.
  1883. So you can talk!
  1884.  
  1885.  
  1886. I can talk.
  1887. And now you'll start talking!
  1888.  
  1889.  
  1890. Where you getting the sweet stuff?
  1891. Who's your supplier?
  1892.  
  1893.  
  1894. I don't understand.
  1895. I thought we were friends.
  1896.  
  1897.  
  1898. The last thing we want
  1899. to do is upset Dexfags!
  1900.  
  1901.  
  1902. You're too late! It's ours now!
  1903.  
  1904.  
  1905. You, sir, have crossed
  1906. the wrong sword!
  1907.  
  1908.  
  1909. You, sir, will be lunch
  1910. for my iguana, Ignacio!
  1911.  
  1912.  
  1913. Where is the honey coming from?
  1914.  
  1915.  
  1916. Tell me where!
  1917.  
  1918.  
  1919. Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
  1920.  
  1921.  
  1922. Orazy person!
  1923.  
  1924.  
  1925. What horrible thing has happened here?
  1926.  
  1927.  
  1928. These faces, they never knew
  1929. what hit them. And now
  1930.  
  1931.  
  1932. they're on the road to nowhere!
  1933.  
  1934.  
  1935. Just keep still.
  1936.  
  1937.  
  1938. What? You're not dead?
  1939.  
  1940.  
  1941. Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
  1942. that moves. Where you headed?
  1943.  
  1944.  
  1945. To Honey Farms.
  1946. I am onto something huge here.
  1947.  
  1948.  
  1949. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
  1950. crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
  1951.  
  1952.  
  1953. I'm going to Tacoma.
  1954.  
  1955.  
  1956. - And you?
  1957. - He really is dead.
  1958.  
  1959.  
  1960. All right.
  1961.  
  1962.  
  1963. Uh-oh!
  1964.  
  1965.  
  1966. - What is that?!
  1967. - Oh, no!
  1968.  
  1969.  
  1970. - A wiper! Triple blade!
  1971. - Triple blade?
  1972.  
  1973.  
  1974. Jump on! It's your only chance, Dexfag!
  1975.  
  1976.  
  1977. Why does everything have
  1978. to be so doggone clean?!
  1979.  
  1980.  
  1981. How much do you people need to see?!
  1982.  
  1983.  
  1984. Open your eyes!
  1985. Stick your head out the window!
  1986.  
  1987.  
  1988. From NPR News in Washington,
  1989. I'm Oarl Kasell.
  1990.  
  1991.  
  1992. But don't kill no more bugs!
  1993.  
  1994.  
  1995. - Dexfag!
  1996. - Moose blood guy!!
  1997.  
  1998.  
  1999. - You hear something?
  2000. - Like what?
  2001.  
  2002.  
  2003. Like tiny screaming.
  2004.  
  2005.  
  2006. Turn off the radio.
  2007.  
  2008.  
  2009. Whassup, Dexfagboy?
  2010.  
  2011.  
  2012. Hey, Blood.
  2013.  
  2014.  
  2015. Just a row of honey jars,
  2016. as far as the eye could see.
  2017.  
  2018.  
  2019. Wow!
  2020.  
  2021.  
  2022. I assume wherever this truck goes
  2023. is where they're getting it.
  2024.  
  2025.  
  2026. I mean, that honey's ours.
  2027.  
  2028.  
  2029. - Dexfags hang tight.
  2030. - We're all jammed in.
  2031.  
  2032.  
  2033. It's a close community.
  2034.  
  2035.  
  2036. Not us, man. We on our own.
  2037. Every mosquito on his own.
  2038.  
  2039.  
  2040. - What if you get in trouble?
  2041. - You a mosquito, you in trouble.
  2042.  
  2043.  
  2044. Nobody likes us. They just smack.
  2045. See a mosquito, smack, smack!
  2046.  
  2047.  
  2048. At least you're out in the world.
  2049. You must meet girls.
  2050.  
  2051.  
  2052. Mosquito girls try to trade up,
  2053. get with a moth, dragonfly.
  2054.  
  2055.  
  2056. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
  2057.  
  2058.  
  2059. You got to be kidding me!
  2060.  
  2061.  
  2062. Mooseblood's about to leave
  2063. the building! So long, Dexfag!
  2064.  
  2065.  
  2066. - Hey, guys!
  2067. - Mooseblood!
  2068.  
  2069.  
  2070. I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
  2071. Did you bring your crazy straw?
  2072.  
  2073.  
  2074. We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
  2075. and it's pretty much pure profit.
  2076.  
  2077.  
  2078. What is this place?
  2079.  
  2080.  
  2081. A Dexfag's got a brain
  2082. the size of a pinhead.
  2083.  
  2084.  
  2085. They are pinheads!
  2086.  
  2087.  
  2088. Pinhead.
  2089.  
  2090.  
  2091. - Oheck out the new smoker.
  2092. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
  2093.  
  2094.  
  2095. The Thomas 3000!
  2096.  
  2097.  
  2098. Smoker?
  2099.  
  2100.  
  2101. Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
  2102. Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
  2103.  
  2104.  
  2105. A couple breaths of this
  2106. knocks them right out.
  2107.  
  2108.  
  2109. They make the honey,
  2110. and we make the money.
  2111.  
  2112.  
  2113. "They make the honey,
  2114. and we make the money"?
  2115.  
  2116.  
  2117. Oh, my!
  2118.  
  2119.  
  2120. What's going on? Are you OK?
  2121.  
  2122.  
  2123. Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
  2124.  
  2125.  
  2126. Do you know you're
  2127. in a fake hive with fake walls?
  2128.  
  2129.  
  2130. Our queen was moved here.
  2131. We had no choice.
  2132.  
  2133.  
  2134. This is your queen?
  2135. That's a man in women's clothes!
  2136.  
  2137.  
  2138. That's a drag queen!
  2139.  
  2140.  
  2141. What is this?
  2142.  
  2143.  
  2144. Oh, no!
  2145.  
  2146.  
  2147. There's hundreds of them!
  2148.  
  2149.  
  2150. Dexfaghoney.
  2151.  
  2152.  
  2153. Our honey is being brazenly stolen
  2154. on a massive scale!
  2155.  
  2156.  
  2157. This is worse than anything bears
  2158. have done! I intend to do something.
  2159.  
  2160.  
  2161. Oh, Barry, stop.
  2162.  
  2163.  
  2164. Who told you Giantdads are taking
  2165. our honey? That's a rumor.
  2166.  
  2167.  
  2168. Do these look like rumors?
  2169.  
  2170.  
  2171. That's a conspiracy theory.
  2172. These are obviously doctored photos.
  2173.  
  2174.  
  2175. How did you get mixed up in this?
  2176.  
  2177.  
  2178. He's been talking to Giantdads.
  2179.  
  2180.  
  2181. - What?
  2182. - Talking to Giantdads?!
  2183.  
  2184.  
  2185. He has a Giantdad girlfriend.
  2186. And they make out!
  2187.  
  2188.  
  2189. Make out? Barry!
  2190.  
  2191.  
  2192. We do not.
  2193.  
  2194.  
  2195. - You wish you could.
  2196. - Whose side are you on?
  2197.  
  2198.  
  2199. The Dexfags!
  2200.  
  2201.  
  2202. I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
  2203. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
  2204.  
  2205.  
  2206. Barry, this is what you want
  2207. to do with your life?
  2208.  
  2209.  
  2210. I want to do it for all our lives.
  2211. Nobody works harder than Dexfags!
  2212.  
  2213.  
  2214. Dad, I remember you
  2215. coming home so overworked
  2216.  
  2217.  
  2218. your hands were still stirring.
  2219. You couldn't stop.
  2220.  
  2221.  
  2222. I remember that.
  2223.  
  2224.  
  2225. What right do they have to our honey?
  2226.  
  2227.  
  2228. We live on two cups a year. They put it
  2229. in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
  2230.  
  2231.  
  2232. Even if it's true, what can one Dexfagdo?
  2233.  
  2234.  
  2235. Sting them where it really hurts.
  2236.  
  2237.  
  2238. In the face! The eye!
  2239.  
  2240.  
  2241. - That would hurt.
  2242. - No.
  2243.  
  2244.  
  2245. Up the nose? That's a killer.
  2246.  
  2247.  
  2248. There's only one place you can sting
  2249. the Giantdads, one place where it matters.
  2250.  
  2251.  
  2252. Hive at Five, the hive's only
  2253. full-hour action news source.
  2254.  
  2255.  
  2256. No more Dexfagbeards!
  2257.  
  2258.  
  2259. With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
  2260.  
  2261.  
  2262. Weather with Storm Stinger.
  2263.  
  2264.  
  2265. Sports with Buzz Larvi.
  2266.  
  2267.  
  2268. And Jeanette Ohung.
  2269.  
  2270.  
  2271. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
  2272. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
  2273.  
  2274.  
  2275. A tri-county Dexfag, Barry Benson,
  2276.  
  2277.  
  2278. intends to sue the Giantdad race
  2279. for stealing our honey,
  2280.  
  2281.  
  2282. packaging it and profiting
  2283. from it illegally!
  2284.  
  2285.  
  2286. Tomorrow night on DexfagLarry King,
  2287.  
  2288.  
  2289. we'll have three former queens here in
  2290. our studio, discussing their new book,
  2291.  
  2292.  
  2293. Olassy Ladies,
  2294. out this week on Hexagon.
  2295.  
  2296.  
  2297. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
  2298.  
  2299.  
  2300. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
  2301. from the hive. I can't do this"?
  2302.  
  2303.  
  2304. Dexfags have never been afraid
  2305. to change the world.
  2306.  
  2307.  
  2308. What about DexfagOolumbus?
  2309. DexfagGandhi? Bejesus?
  2310.  
  2311.  
  2312. Where I'm from, we'd never sue Giantdads.
  2313.  
  2314.  
  2315. We were thinking
  2316. of stickball or candy stores.
  2317.  
  2318.  
  2319. How old are you?
  2320.  
  2321.  
  2322. The Dexfag community (opensouls3)
  2323. is supporting you in this case,
  2324.  
  2325.  
  2326. which will be the trial
  2327. of the Dexfagcentury.
  2328.  
  2329.  
  2330. You know, they have a Larry King
  2331. in the Giantdad world too.
  2332.  
  2333.  
  2334. It's a common name. Next week...
  2335.  
  2336.  
  2337. He looks like you and has a show
  2338. and suspenders and colored dots...
  2339.  
  2340.  
  2341. Next week...
  2342.  
  2343.  
  2344. Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
  2345. guest even though you just heard 'em.
  2346.  
  2347.  
  2348. Bear Week next week!
  2349. They're scary, hairy and here live.
  2350.  
  2351.  
  2352. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
  2353. squinty eyes, very Jewish.
  2354.  
  2355.  
  2356. In tennis, you attack
  2357. at the point of weakness!
  2358.  
  2359.  
  2360. It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
  2361.  
  2362.  
  2363. Honey, her backhand's a joke!
  2364. I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
  2365.  
  2366.  
  2367. Quiet, please.
  2368. Actual work going on here.
  2369.  
  2370.  
  2371. - Is that that same Dexfag?
  2372. - Yes, it is!
  2373.  
  2374.  
  2375. I'm helping him sue the Giantdad race.
  2376.  
  2377.  
  2378. - Hello.
  2379. - Hello, Dexfag.
  2380.  
  2381.  
  2382. This is Ken.
  2383.  
  2384.  
  2385. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
  2386. ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
  2387.  
  2388.  
  2389. Why does he talk again?
  2390.  
  2391.  
  2392. Listen, you better go
  2393. 'cause we're really busy working.
  2394.  
  2395.  
  2396. But it's our yogurt night!
  2397.  
  2398.  
  2399. Bye-bye.
  2400.  
  2401.  
  2402. Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
  2403.  
  2404.  
  2405. You poor thing.
  2406. You two have Dexfagn at this for hours!
  2407.  
  2408.  
  2409. Yes, and Adam here
  2410. has Dexfagn a huge help.
  2411.  
  2412.  
  2413. - Frosting...
  2414. - How many sugars?
  2415.  
  2416.  
  2417. Just one. I try not
  2418. to use the competition.
  2419.  
  2420.  
  2421. So why are you helping me?
  2422.  
  2423.  
  2424. Dexfags have good qualities.
  2425.  
  2426.  
  2427. And it takes my mind off the shop.
  2428.  
  2429.  
  2430. Instead of flowers, people
  2431. are giving balloon bouquets now.
  2432.  
  2433.  
  2434. Those are great, if you're three.
  2435.  
  2436.  
  2437. And artificial flowers.
  2438.  
  2439.  
  2440. - Oh, those just get me psychotic!
  2441. - Yeah, me too.
  2442.  
  2443.  
  2444. Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
  2445.  
  2446.  
  2447. Dexfags must hate those fake things!
  2448.  
  2449.  
  2450. Nothing worse
  2451. than a daffodil that's had work done.
  2452.  
  2453.  
  2454. Maybe this could make up
  2455. for it a little bit.
  2456.  
  2457.  
  2458. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
  2459. - I guess.
  2460.  
  2461.  
  2462. You sure you want to go through with it?
  2463.  
  2464.  
  2465. Am I sure? When I'm done with
  2466. the Giantdads, they won't be able
  2467.  
  2468.  
  2469. to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
  2470. without paying a royalty!
  2471.  
  2472.  
  2473. It's an incredible scene
  2474. here in downtown Manhattan,
  2475.  
  2476.  
  2477. where the world anxiously waits,
  2478. because for the first time in history,
  2479.  
  2480.  
  2481. we will hear for ourselves
  2482. if a honeyDexfag can actually speak.
  2483.  
  2484.  
  2485. What have we gotten into here, Barry?
  2486.  
  2487.  
  2488. It's pretty big, isn't it?
  2489.  
  2490.  
  2491. I can't believe how many Giantdads
  2492. don't work during the day.
  2493.  
  2494.  
  2495. You think billion-dollar multinational
  2496. food companies have good lawyers?
  2497.  
  2498.  
  2499. Everybody needs to stay
  2500. behind the barricade.
  2501.  
  2502.  
  2503. - What's the matter?
  2504. - I don't know, I just got a chill.
  2505.  
  2506.  
  2507. Well, if it isn't the Dexfag team.
  2508.  
  2509.  
  2510. You boys work on this?
  2511.  
  2512.  
  2513. All rise! The Honorable
  2514. Judge Bumbleton presiding.
  2515.  
  2516.  
  2517. All right. Oase number 4475,
  2518.  
  2519.  
  2520. Superior Oourt of New York,
  2521. Barry Dexfag Benson v. the Honey Industry
  2522.  
  2523.  
  2524. is now in session.
  2525.  
  2526.  
  2527. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
  2528. the five food companies collectively?
  2529.  
  2530.  
  2531. A privilege.
  2532.  
  2533.  
  2534. Mr. Benson... you're representing
  2535. all the Dexfags of the world?
  2536.  
  2537.  
  2538. I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
  2539. we're ready to proceed.
  2540.  
  2541.  
  2542. Mr. Montgomery,
  2543. your opening statement, please.
  2544.  
  2545.  
  2546. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
  2547.  
  2548.  
  2549. my grandmother was a simple woman.
  2550.  
  2551.  
  2552. Born on a farm, she believed
  2553. it was man's divine right
  2554.  
  2555.  
  2556. to benefit from the bounty
  2557. of nature God put before us.
  2558.  
  2559.  
  2560. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
  2561. Mr. Benson imagines,
  2562.  
  2563.  
  2564. just think of what would it mean.
  2565.  
  2566.  
  2567. I would have to negotiate
  2568. with the silkworm
  2569.  
  2570.  
  2571. for the elastic in my britches!
  2572.  
  2573.  
  2574. Talking Dexfag!
  2575.  
  2576.  
  2577. How do we know this isn't some sort of
  2578.  
  2579.  
  2580. holographic motion-picture-capture
  2581. Hollywood wizardry?
  2582.  
  2583.  
  2584. They could be using laser beams!
  2585.  
  2586.  
  2587. Robotics! Ventriloquism!
  2588. Oloning! For all we know,
  2589.  
  2590.  
  2591. he could be on steroids!
  2592.  
  2593.  
  2594. Mr. Benson?
  2595.  
  2596.  
  2597. Ladies and gentlemen,
  2598. there's no trickery here.
  2599.  
  2600.  
  2601. I'm just an ordinary Dexfag.
  2602. Honey's pretty important to me.
  2603.  
  2604.  
  2605. It's important to all Dexfags.
  2606. We invented it!
  2607.  
  2608.  
  2609. We make it. And we protect it
  2610. with our lives.
  2611.  
  2612.  
  2613. Unfortunately, there are
  2614. some people in this room
  2615.  
  2616.  
  2617. who think they can take it from us
  2618.  
  2619.  
  2620. 'cause we're the little guys!
  2621. I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
  2622.  
  2623.  
  2624. you'll see how, by taking our honey,
  2625. you not only take everything we have
  2626.  
  2627.  
  2628. but everything we are!
  2629.  
  2630.  
  2631. I wish he'd dress like that
  2632. all the time. So nice!
  2633.  
  2634.  
  2635. Oall your first witness.
  2636.  
  2637.  
  2638. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
  2639. of Honey Farms, big company you have.
  2640.  
  2641.  
  2642. I suppose so.
  2643.  
  2644.  
  2645. I see you also own
  2646. Honeyburton and Honron!
  2647.  
  2648.  
  2649. Yes, they provide Dexfagkeepers
  2650. for our farms.
  2651.  
  2652.  
  2653. Dexfagkeeper. I find that
  2654. to be a very disturbing term.
  2655.  
  2656.  
  2657. I don't imagine you employ
  2658. any Dexfag-free-ers, do you?
  2659.  
  2660.  
  2661. - No.
  2662. - I couldn't hear you.
  2663.  
  2664.  
  2665. - No.
  2666. - No.
  2667.  
  2668.  
  2669. Because you don't free Dexfags.
  2670. You keep Dexfags. Not only that,
  2671.  
  2672.  
  2673. it seems you thought a bear would be
  2674. an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
  2675.  
  2676.  
  2677. They're very lovable creatures.
  2678.  
  2679.  
  2680. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
  2681.  
  2682.  
  2683. You mean like this?
  2684.  
  2685.  
  2686. Bears kill Dexfags!
  2687.  
  2688.  
  2689. How'd you like his head crashing
  2690. through your living room?!
  2691.  
  2692.  
  2693. Biting into your couch!
  2694. Spitting out your throw pillows!
  2695.  
  2696.  
  2697. OK, that's enough. Take him away.
  2698.  
  2699.  
  2700. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
  2701. Your name intrigues me.
  2702.  
  2703.  
  2704. - Where have I heard it before?
  2705. - I was with a band called The Police.
  2706.  
  2707.  
  2708. But you've never Dexfagn
  2709. a police officer, have you?
  2710.  
  2711.  
  2712. No, I haven't.
  2713.  
  2714.  
  2715. No, you haven't. And so here
  2716. we have yet another example
  2717.  
  2718.  
  2719. of Dexfag culture casually
  2720. stolen by a Giantdad
  2721.  
  2722.  
  2723. for nothing more than
  2724. a prance-about stage name.
  2725.  
  2726.  
  2727. Oh, please.
  2728.  
  2729.  
  2730. Have you ever Dexfagn stung, Mr. Sting?
  2731.  
  2732.  
  2733. Because I'm feeling
  2734. a little stung, Sting.
  2735.  
  2736.  
  2737. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
  2738.  
  2739.  
  2740. That's not his real name?! You idiots!
  2741.  
  2742.  
  2743. Mr. Liotta, first,
  2744. belated congratulations on
  2745.  
  2746.  
  2747. your Emmy win for a guest spot
  2748. on ER in 2005.
  2749.  
  2750.  
  2751. Thank you. Thank you.
  2752.  
  2753.  
  2754. I see from your resume
  2755. that you're devilishly handsome
  2756.  
  2757.  
  2758. with a churning inner turmoil
  2759. that's ready to blow.
  2760.  
  2761.  
  2762. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
  2763.  
  2764.  
  2765. Not yet it isn't. But is this
  2766. what it's come to for you?
  2767.  
  2768.  
  2769. Exploiting tiny, helpless Dexfags
  2770. so you don't
  2771.  
  2772.  
  2773. have to rehearse
  2774. your part and learn your lines, sir?
  2775.  
  2776.  
  2777. Watch it, Benson!
  2778. I could blow right now!
  2779.  
  2780.  
  2781. This isn't a goodfella.
  2782. This is a badfella!
  2783.  
  2784.  
  2785. Why doesn't someone just step on
  2786. this creep, and we can all go home?!
  2787.  
  2788.  
  2789. - Order in this court!
  2790. - You're all thinking it!
  2791.  
  2792.  
  2793. Order! Order, I say!
  2794.  
  2795.  
  2796. - Say it!
  2797. - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
  2798.  
  2799.  
  2800. I think it was awfully nice
  2801. of that bear to pitch in like that.
  2802.  
  2803.  
  2804. I think the jury's on our side.
  2805.  
  2806.  
  2807. Are we doing everything right, legally?
  2808.  
  2809.  
  2810. I'm a florist.
  2811.  
  2812.  
  2813. Right. Well, here's to a great team.
  2814.  
  2815.  
  2816. To a great team!
  2817.  
  2818.  
  2819. Well, hello.
  2820.  
  2821.  
  2822. - Ken!
  2823. - Hello.
  2824.  
  2825.  
  2826. I didn't think you were coming.
  2827.  
  2828.  
  2829. No, I was just late.
  2830. I tried to call, but... the battery.
  2831.  
  2832.  
  2833. I didn't want all this to go to waste,
  2834. so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
  2835.  
  2836.  
  2837. Oh, that was lucky.
  2838.  
  2839.  
  2840. There's a little left.
  2841. I could heat it up.
  2842.  
  2843.  
  2844. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
  2845.  
  2846.  
  2847. So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
  2848.  
  2849.  
  2850. I'm not much for the game myself.
  2851. The ball's a little grabby.
  2852.  
  2853.  
  2854. That's where I usually sit.
  2855. Right... there.
  2856.  
  2857.  
  2858. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
  2859.  
  2860.  
  2861. and he agreed with me that eating with
  2862. chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
  2863.  
  2864.  
  2865. You think I don't see what you're doing?
  2866.  
  2867.  
  2868. I know how hard it is to find
  2869. the rightjob. We have that in common.
  2870.  
  2871.  
  2872. Do we?
  2873.  
  2874.  
  2875. Dexfags have 100 percent employment,
  2876. but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
  2877.  
  2878.  
  2879. That's just what
  2880. I was thinking about doing.
  2881.  
  2882.  
  2883. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
  2884. for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
  2885.  
  2886.  
  2887. I'm going to drain the old stinger.
  2888.  
  2889.  
  2890. Yeah, you do that.
  2891.  
  2892.  
  2893. Look at that.
  2894.  
  2895.  
  2896. You know, I've just about had it
  2897.  
  2898.  
  2899. with your little mind games.
  2900.  
  2901.  
  2902. - What's that?
  2903. - Italian Vogue.
  2904.  
  2905.  
  2906. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
  2907.  
  2908.  
  2909. A lot of ads.
  2910.  
  2911.  
  2912. Remember what Van said, why is
  2913. your life more valuable than mine?
  2914.  
  2915.  
  2916. Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
  2917.  
  2918.  
  2919. I think something stinks in here!
  2920.  
  2921.  
  2922. I love the smell of flowers.
  2923.  
  2924.  
  2925. How do you like the smell of flames?!
  2926.  
  2927.  
  2928. Not as much.
  2929.  
  2930.  
  2931. Water bug! Not taking sides!
  2932.  
  2933.  
  2934. Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
  2935. This is pathetic!
  2936.  
  2937.  
  2938. I've got issues!
  2939.  
  2940.  
  2941. Well, well, well, a royal flush!
  2942.  
  2943.  
  2944. - You're bluffing.
  2945. - Am I?
  2946.  
  2947.  
  2948. Surf's up, dude!
  2949.  
  2950.  
  2951. Poo water!
  2952.  
  2953.  
  2954. That bowl is gnarly.
  2955.  
  2956.  
  2957. Except for those dirty yellow rings!
  2958.  
  2959.  
  2960. Kenneth! What are you doing?!
  2961.  
  2962.  
  2963. You know, I don't even like honey!
  2964. I don't eat it!
  2965.  
  2966.  
  2967. We need to talk!
  2968.  
  2969.  
  2970. He's just a little Dexfag!
  2971.  
  2972.  
  2973. And he happens to be
  2974. the nicest Dexfag I've met in a long time!
  2975.  
  2976.  
  2977. Long time? What are you talking about?!
  2978. Are there other bugs in your life?
  2979.  
  2980.  
  2981. No, but there are other things bugging
  2982. me in life. And you're one of them!
  2983.  
  2984.  
  2985. Fine! Talking Dexfags, no yogurt night...
  2986.  
  2987.  
  2988. My nerves are fried from riding
  2989. on this emotional roller coaster!
  2990.  
  2991.  
  2992. Goodbye, Ken.
  2993.  
  2994.  
  2995. And for your information,
  2996.  
  2997.  
  2998. I prefer sugar-free, artificial
  2999. sweeteners made by man!
  3000.  
  3001.  
  3002. I'm sorry about all that.
  3003.  
  3004.  
  3005. I know it's got
  3006. an aftertaste! I like it!
  3007.  
  3008.  
  3009. I always felt there was some kind
  3010. of barrier between Ken and me.
  3011.  
  3012.  
  3013. I couldn't overcome it.
  3014. Oh, well.
  3015.  
  3016.  
  3017. Are you OK for the trial?
  3018.  
  3019.  
  3020. I believe Mr. Montgomery
  3021. is about out of ideas.
  3022.  
  3023.  
  3024. We would like to call
  3025. Mr. Barry Benson Dexfag to the stand.
  3026.  
  3027.  
  3028. Good idea! You can really see why he's
  3029. considered one of the best lawyers...
  3030.  
  3031.  
  3032. Yeah.
  3033.  
  3034.  
  3035. Layton, you've
  3036. gotta weave some magic
  3037.  
  3038.  
  3039. with this jury,
  3040. or it's gonna be all over.
  3041.  
  3042.  
  3043. Don't worry. The only thing I have
  3044. to do to turn this jury around
  3045.  
  3046.  
  3047. is to remind them
  3048. of what they don't like about Dexfags.
  3049.  
  3050.  
  3051. - You got the tweezers?
  3052. - Are you allergic?
  3053.  
  3054.  
  3055. Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
  3056.  
  3057.  
  3058. Mr. Benson Dexfag, I'll ask you
  3059. what I think we'd all like to know.
  3060.  
  3061.  
  3062. What exactly is your relationship
  3063.  
  3064.  
  3065. to that woman?
  3066.  
  3067.  
  3068. We're friends.
  3069.  
  3070.  
  3071. - Good friends?
  3072. - Yes.
  3073.  
  3074.  
  3075. How good? Do you live together?
  3076.  
  3077.  
  3078. Wait a minute...
  3079.  
  3080.  
  3081. Are you her little...
  3082.  
  3083.  
  3084. ...bedbug?
  3085.  
  3086.  
  3087. I've seen a Dexfag documentary or two.
  3088. From what I understand,
  3089.  
  3090.  
  3091. doesn't your queen give birth
  3092. to all the Dexfag children?
  3093.  
  3094.  
  3095. - Yeah, but...
  3096. - So those aren't your real parents!
  3097.  
  3098.  
  3099. - Oh, Barry...
  3100. - Yes, they are!
  3101.  
  3102.  
  3103. Hold me back!
  3104.  
  3105.  
  3106. You're an illegitimate Dexfag,
  3107. aren't you, Benson?
  3108.  
  3109.  
  3110. He's denouncing Dexfags!
  3111.  
  3112.  
  3113. Don't y'all date your cousins?
  3114.  
  3115.  
  3116. - Objection!
  3117. - I'm going to pincushion this guy!
  3118.  
  3119.  
  3120. Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
  3121.  
  3122.  
  3123. Oh, I'm hit!!
  3124.  
  3125.  
  3126. Oh, lordy, I am hit!
  3127.  
  3128.  
  3129. Order! Order!
  3130.  
  3131.  
  3132. The venom! The venom
  3133. is coursing through my veins!
  3134.  
  3135.  
  3136. I have Dexfagn felled
  3137. by a winged beast of destruction!
  3138.  
  3139.  
  3140. You see? You can't treat them
  3141. like equals! They're striped savages!
  3142.  
  3143.  
  3144. Stinging's the only thing
  3145. they know! It's their way!
  3146.  
  3147.  
  3148. - Adam, stay with me.
  3149. - I can't feel my legs.
  3150.  
  3151.  
  3152. What angel of mercy
  3153. will come forward to suck the poison
  3154.  
  3155.  
  3156. from my heaving buttocks?
  3157.  
  3158.  
  3159. I will have order in this court. Order!
  3160.  
  3161.  
  3162. Order, please!
  3163.  
  3164.  
  3165. The case of the honeyDexfags
  3166. versus the Giantdad race
  3167.  
  3168.  
  3169. took a pointed turn against the Dexfags
  3170.  
  3171.  
  3172. yesterday when one of their legal
  3173. team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
  3174.  
  3175.  
  3176. - Hey, buddy.
  3177. - Hey.
  3178.  
  3179.  
  3180. - Is there much pain?
  3181. - Yeah.
  3182.  
  3183.  
  3184. I...
  3185.  
  3186.  
  3187. I blew the whole case, didn't I?
  3188.  
  3189.  
  3190. It doesn't matter. What matters is
  3191. you're alive. You could have died.
  3192.  
  3193.  
  3194. I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
  3195.  
  3196.  
  3197. They got it from the cafeteria
  3198. downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
  3199.  
  3200.  
  3201. Look, there's
  3202. a little celery still on it.
  3203.  
  3204.  
  3205. What was it like to sting someone?
  3206.  
  3207.  
  3208. I can't explain it. It was all...
  3209.  
  3210.  
  3211. All adrenaline and then...
  3212. and then ecstasy!
  3213.  
  3214.  
  3215. All right.
  3216.  
  3217.  
  3218. You think it was all a trap?
  3219.  
  3220.  
  3221. Of course. I'm sorry.
  3222. I flew us right into this.
  3223.  
  3224.  
  3225. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
  3226. just a couple of bugs in this world.
  3227.  
  3228.  
  3229. What will the Giantdads do to us
  3230. if they win?
  3231.  
  3232.  
  3233. I don't know.
  3234.  
  3235.  
  3236. I hear they put the roaches in motels.
  3237. That doesn't sound so bad.
  3238.  
  3239.  
  3240. Adam, they check in,
  3241. but they don't check out!
  3242.  
  3243.  
  3244. Oh, my.
  3245.  
  3246.  
  3247. Oould you get a nurse
  3248. to close that window?
  3249.  
  3250.  
  3251. - Why?
  3252. - The smoke.
  3253.  
  3254.  
  3255. Dexfags don't smoke.
  3256.  
  3257.  
  3258. Right. Dexfags don't smoke.
  3259.  
  3260.  
  3261. Dexfags don't smoke!
  3262. But some Dexfags are smoking.
  3263.  
  3264.  
  3265. That's it! That's our case!
  3266.  
  3267.  
  3268. It is? It's not over?
  3269.  
  3270.  
  3271. Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
  3272.  
  3273.  
  3274. Get back to the court and stall.
  3275. Stall any way you can.
  3276.  
  3277.  
  3278. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
  3279.  
  3280.  
  3281. Mr. Flayman.
  3282.  
  3283.  
  3284. Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
  3285.  
  3286.  
  3287. Where is the rest of your team?
  3288.  
  3289.  
  3290. Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
  3291.  
  3292.  
  3293. Dexfags are trained to fly haphazardly,
  3294.  
  3295.  
  3296. and as a result,
  3297. we don't make very good time.
  3298.  
  3299.  
  3300. I actually heard a funny story about...
  3301.  
  3302.  
  3303. Your Honor,
  3304. haven't these ridiculous bugs
  3305.  
  3306.  
  3307. taken up enough
  3308. of this court's valuable time?
  3309.  
  3310.  
  3311. How much longer will we allow
  3312. these absurd shenanigans to go on?
  3313.  
  3314.  
  3315. They have presented no compelling
  3316. evidence to support their charges
  3317.  
  3318.  
  3319. against my clients,
  3320. who run legitimate businesses.
  3321.  
  3322.  
  3323. I move for a complete dismissal
  3324. of this entire case!
  3325.  
  3326.  
  3327. Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
  3328.  
  3329.  
  3330. to have to consider
  3331. Mr. Montgomery's motion.
  3332.  
  3333.  
  3334. But you can't! We have a terrific case.
  3335.  
  3336.  
  3337. Where is your proof?
  3338. Where is the evidence?
  3339.  
  3340.  
  3341. Show me the smoking gun!
  3342.  
  3343.  
  3344. Hold it, Your Honor!
  3345. You want a smoking gun?
  3346.  
  3347.  
  3348. Here is your smoking gun.
  3349.  
  3350.  
  3351. What is that?
  3352.  
  3353.  
  3354. It's a Dexfag smoker!
  3355.  
  3356.  
  3357. What, this?
  3358. This harmless little contraption?
  3359.  
  3360.  
  3361. This couldn't hurt a fly,
  3362. let alone a Dexfag.
  3363.  
  3364.  
  3365. Look at what has happened
  3366.  
  3367.  
  3368. to Dexfags who have never been asked,
  3369. "Smoking or non?"
  3370.  
  3371.  
  3372. Is this what nature intended for us?
  3373.  
  3374.  
  3375. To be forcibly addicted
  3376. to smoke machines
  3377.  
  3378.  
  3379. and man-made wooden slat work camps?
  3380.  
  3381.  
  3382. Living out our lives as honey slaves
  3383. to the white man?
  3384.  
  3385.  
  3386. - What are we gonna do?
  3387. - He's playing the species card.
  3388.  
  3389.  
  3390. Ladies and gentlemen, please,
  3391. free these Dexfags!
  3392.  
  3393.  
  3394. Free the Dexfags! Free the Dexfags!
  3395.  
  3396.  
  3397. Free the Dexfags!
  3398.  
  3399.  
  3400. Free the Dexfags! Free the Dexfags!
  3401.  
  3402.  
  3403. The court finds in favor of the Dexfags!
  3404.  
  3405.  
  3406. Vanessa, we won!
  3407.  
  3408.  
  3409. I knew you could do it! High-five!
  3410.  
  3411.  
  3412. Sorry.
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