Pokemon Qualt Adventures

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May 23 18:30:09 *	Felix is now known as Persi
May 23 18:31:34 <Fury>	Rickett:  Land of the Landships.  These massive steel behemoths trundle endlessly through the country's wastes in search of power, water, trading opportunities, and the occasional buried treasure.  They are a testament to the ingenuity, bravery, and sheer guts of their people.  It is aboard one of these ships that our story begins...
May 23 18:34:42 <Fury>	The "Man O' Wrath" was one of the first landships ever built and its age showed with every sway and creak of its mighty treads.  Ricketeers and foreigners of all kinds congregated on its rusted deck to form one of the largest traveling bazaars of all.  Exotic food, heady drinks, and rare wares dredged from the sandy wastes are but a few of the things that can be found here.  But four particular individuals have unknowingly purchased the greates
May 23 18:34:42 <Fury>	t gift of all
May 23 18:34:45 <Fury>	DESTINY!
May 23 18:35:40 <Fury>	No Mr. Monologue, not destiny.
May 23 18:36:34 <Fury>	In the airy space of an open air cafe, these four have found something even better
May 23 18:36:44 <Fury>	Strong alcohol and equally strong coffee
May 23 18:58:07 <Dire>	Sadly, destiny would have to wait. One of these individuals, a young woman dressed in a white jumpsuit caked with the sands from the outside, hurried quickly into the cafe with a distressed look on her face underneith her large, dorky glasses. She had made the mistake of spending a bit of time observing the sea of sand below them, moving and saying as the town itself moved, and without her medication, she had a tad bit of motion sickness.
May 23 18:58:07 <Dire>	Once she found her way to the restroom, she spent as long as it took to get her stomach on track before finally entering the main section of the cafe. The cozy scent of the coffee did not exactly help her stomach much, not sure if to decide if she's actually hungry for something or still sick. With a deep sigh, she found an empty table and rested her head on it. Maybe it would be best to take a moment to rest before figuring out where to g
May 23 18:58:09 <Dire>	o next. Deep down, she regretted actually coming to this desolate wasteland and wished she was back home.
May 23 19:06:06 <Persi>	Sunlight gleemed off a perculiar man's monocle, nose scrunched up along with his cheeks above a grin that almost seemed suitable of a cheshire meowth.  He tugged his wide brim traveler's hat down a bit and then straightened his coat before stepping up to one of the counters with a long leg step.  "Coffee or beer, coffee or beer, what should be my poison today?"  His voice was perky and upbeat
May 23 19:06:07 <Persi>	despite the heavy bags under his eyes.  For as run down as he seemed he always kept a pleasant grin handy.  Once he got his beverage of choice, he decided to unload his traveling bags on what seemed to be an empty table.  Only after sitting down with his honey ale did he notice a young woman was already present.  "Oh!  Hello there!"
May 23 19:13:09 <Dire>	It appeared as if she had zoned out for the time being when she was noticed, and was completely unaware that someone had joined her until the patron decided to speak up in a friendly greeting. It took a moment, but once the voice registered in her brain she quickly sat up and looked around. Upon noticing Persi, her disposition dimminished almost entirely and she tried her best to play off her growing nervousness and tried to act casual. "A
May 23 19:13:09 <Dire>	h!.... Uh...Hello! How..are...you?," she managed to piece together the sentences, but it was clear she was a bit uncomfortable sitting with a complete stranger in a strange land.
May 23 19:21:51 <Persi>	The man's eyebrows raised and he gave a bigger grin, "Looks like I've come across a 'lil starlet!"  Laughing heartily, he tapped a fingernail against his full glass before picking it up and drinking down a gulp or two.  Wiping at his mouth, he let out a relaxed sigh, just happy to be off his feet.  It was pretty darn clear he was comfortable sitting with strangers, quite the opposite of the girl
May 23 19:21:51 <Persi>	across from him.  "Welp, I'm doing just well!  Especially well now that I'm not drinking alone!"
May 23 19:28:10 <Dire>	"Eh....heh heh heh...eh...Uh... Well...technically...you are drinking alone because...you're the only one with a drink at this table," she corrected him in a nervously timid voice. She forced herself to try and smile, but instead she looked more and more paniced. As much as she wanted to, she felt trapped with this man, and had no way to get out of this converstion without freaking out.
May 23 19:33:40 <Persi>	"Say, if you wanted a man to buy you a drink you're gonna have to be a little more charming than that." He waved a finger through the air rather estatically, voice somehow going over the loud mumbling of the bazaar around them.  "Or at least give me your name and wave those eyelashes around more."
May 23 19:36:24 <NKLDuke>	It had been a long trip. Someone had to take those gems and fossilized pieces to the client deep in the deserts of Rickett. Why anyone would live out here was beyond her, but this was a chance for high recommendation and profile that she would not pass up. It would only reflect well on the family that they would go to such length to satisfy demand.
May 23 19:36:24 <NKLDuke>	But the sand, the heat, the wind...they crept into every corner. At least that's what it felt like to her. The people who lived here seemed highly 'irregular', not that she'd say that's her opinion of them, and occupied every decent crack the heat and sand didn't get to. Home, no, any civilized place would be enough for her! Until then she would have to live with one of her few reminders of the city in this small cafe; iced coffee.
May 23 19:36:25 <NKLDuke>	But there was another relief in this small cafe- the accompanyment of fellow foreigners. Being caught in her sights meant no escape, and this was the case for the two having an awkward chat. "Ah, hello! It's such a pleasant sight to see fellow travelers around these parts, isn't it, isn't it?" The alternated quickly nodding rapidly between the two of them and casually took a seat at the table. "U~fu~fu, I'm sure you two have interesting reas
May 23 19:36:31 <NKLDuke>	ons to be here as well, right? I'm right, aren't I? Aren't I? Well?" The proper-looking girl rested her hand on interwoven fingers, still darting her gaze between the two.
May 23 19:41:44 <Dire>	"NO! I mean...uh...no...I didn't...mean it like that...I was just saying...," she said, lowering her head and voice the further she got along in the statement while her hands gripped her head. Suddenly, from beside her, a smaller girl injected herself in this converstion, causing the woman to nearly jump out of her seat. There wasn't one, but two people now! Maybe it would have been safer in the bathroom. "I don't have an excited reason to
May 23 19:41:44 <Dire>	 be here, if that's what you're saying," she answered, glancing towards the newcomer while avoiding eye contact as much as possible.
May 23 19:45:08 <Persi>	"Oh my!  Where there was one now there are two lovely ladies to accompany me in my drinking."  The monocled man smiled.  "I believe that is enough to be here, isn't it?  Quite the purpose.  But..."  He leaned back in his seat, ale handy, "I'm here to see what there is to see!  No use being stuck at home all the time, is it?"
May 23 19:53:04 <NKLDuke>	"Come on, I'm sure whatever it is you're here for is interesting enough to chat about! Surely better than some excuse like being out in no-mans-land just to see things or to flirt, ohoho! You've got an important look about you!"
May 23 20:01:09 <Persi>	He swallowed down more of his ale before practically dropping his near-empty mug down on the table.  Tipping up his hat, the monocled man laughed and crossed his legs, making himself comfortable, "M'sure we're all here for important reasons!  Pretty little birds like you both have to have a good reason to flutter to the desert like this."
May 23 20:02:20 <Dire>	"I...I just...decided to see what species I could see in this region... I've helped a few people with injured Pokemon, but...other than that I have to continue my studies..," the girl said, moving her hands to where she nervously rubbed her arm. The more this man spoke, the more she began to think he was some kind of creep that would try to do something bad. But...the other girl didn't seem to care, which made her at least stand him for a
May 23 20:02:20 <Dire>	bit longer.
May 23 20:09:28 <Fury>	"THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!"  A nearby table got a little rowdy as three particularly dark gentlemen appeared to take offense at the service.  The muscled trio sported long dreadlocks and light body armor festooned with a network of neon lights.  "Ay yo!  I wanna speak to your motherfuckin supervisor.  Tell them Team Ill-Lumen-Naughty doesn't drink that shit that those weak ass posers drink, you dig?"  The largest of the group points a thick finger
May 23 20:09:28 <Fury>	 towards Persi and grins.  "Yeah, I'm pointing at you pasty faced motherfucker.  You got something to say to Light, huh?"  The man sits back down and hurls his beer into the deck.  "That's what I thought bitch."
May 23 20:16:00 <Persi>	Persi's nose scrunched up at the commotion and even more so when the darker gentlemen had the gull to point out his skinny white ass.  Mouth dropping open to say something, his words interupted.  Holding up a finger, he finally got to spit out the words at the tip of his tongue, "Well!  I hadn't a word for that Mister Light there, but if necessary I could think of one or two.  But I'm afraid
May 23 20:16:00 <Persi>	they aren't really appropriate for lady ears."
May 23 20:22:07 <Fury>	Light and his brothers try to keep a straight face and fail miserably.  "AHAHAHA Oh man, did we seriously just hear that?"  They laugh themselves breathless for a few moments before they rise as a group and swagger out.  But not before Light has the chance to flash the group a giant shit eating grin.  "You just made my day motherfucker.  Just for that, Ima NOT kick your ass.  Peace bitches!"
May 23 20:22:14 <Dire>	The darker men immediately made the girl hush and simply look towards them in fear. Why were they being so mean to this man? Sure, he was a creeper, but...that was just plain rude. But what would they do to her if she said anything? For now, her mouth was zipped shut.
May 23 20:24:14 <NKLDuke>	"Eeeh excuse me, cou-" Was all she could quietly say before being interrupted by her previously interrupted cocnversation partner. "EXCUSE ME, COULD YOU QUIET DOWN OVER THERE? AND YOU!" She pointed at the monocle man. "YOU HAVE NO REASON TO SPEAK BACK TO THEM AND MAKE IT WORSE!" It took a second or so before the she realized she was now standing and had many eyes on her. The girl with shining eyes sat back down and took a small sip, forcing
May 23 20:24:14 <NKLDuke>	a smile through her annoyed look. "It's rude to disturb the other patrons."
May 23 20:27:37 <Persi>	He held up both his empty palms, chuckling.  "Simply trying to defend myself and the ladies around me!"  The bags under his eyes, the low shoulders, the skinny weight of him, just about everything about him made him seem like he hadn't much to threaten with.  "Those men, though, yeesh!"
May 23 20:30:30 <Dire>	The yelling made the girl begin to panic and wave her hands. "C-can you please keep it down? I would prefer us not to fight eachother...and not fight them....I don't want either of you to get hurt."
May 23 20:43:32 <Fury>	The nearby patrons give [NAME PENDING] a stare as she sreams and waves her arms.  But after the brothers leave, a small tray of choice beverages makes their way over to the table with a simple sign:  "Courtesy of the Management".
May 23 20:45:40 *	NKLDuke is now known as Beryl
May 23 20:51:21 <Persi>	Persi's eyes lit up.  He had only planned on guzzling down one glass, but if he had a secret admirer he wouldn't argue about free drinks.  "See?  No reason to just clam your mouth shut when there's idiots about.  Stand up for yourself and you'll be appreciated."
May 23 20:56:44 <Beryl>	"But what about everyone else here? The poor people just wanted a break from life in this wasteland, and you have annoy them with your careless...flaunting and waving about!"
May 23 20:58:43 <Persi>	"I'd say those strobe light gentlemen were the ones who ignited the whole issue."  He straightened his monocle and found his drink, happily drinking it down. "I was just handling it."
May 23 21:00:26 <Dire>	Seeing as she was unable to contribute much to this, she slowly sank back into her seat, dejected on how useless she was in talking people down. Getting drinks like this seemed a bit suspicious though... Pulling one of these choice drinks, she observed the labels to see if it had any sort of healthy benefits to them.
May 23 21:02:19 <Beryl>	"It'd be better to just not get involved at all! Isn't that right...aha, sorry, what was your name? I must have missed it." She motioned toward the quiet girl she remembered was also at the table, looking for help in numbers for her position.
May 23 21:07:13 <Dire>	"Edna...," the student replied, setting the drink back where it was. This wasn't exactly for her. Though all of her studies, she knew all too well the negitive effects of this sort of drink... Not that it mattered anyways. She didn't really follow any sort of diet or excersice plan anyways. "I'm just a medical student...Don't mind me. I treat people and Pokemon." She was unsure whether to go on in more detail about it, or just leave it at
May 23 21:07:13 <Dire>	that for now.
May 23 21:10:42 <Fury>	Sadly, the label is blurred out scribbles, because Pokemon is totally a family friendly kids show, right Mr. Narrator?
May 23 21:10:45 <Fury>	Totally
May 23 21:11:09 <Persi>	"A medical student?  Ha-ha!  I get it now!"  The man at the table laughed, "While you save and treat people and pokemon, I'll chatter with the ones you don't save!"
May 23 21:12:30 *	Direshark ([email protected]) has joined #qualt
May 23 21:16:34 <Dire>	"...What?," she asked with a confused look on her face. "What do you mean people I don't save...? I...don't really bias myself to avoid people if they need help or anything..."
May 23 21:16:47 *	Dire has quit (Quit: Leaving)
May 23 21:17:01 *	Direshark is now known as Edna
May 23 21:17:49 <Persi>	The man snorted, "The dead ones."
May 23 21:17:59 <Beryl>	"Eh? What are implying with that? Chatter with? Why are you implying a partnership with her? Please leave the poor girl alone." Her stare towards the monocle man was accompanied with a particularly long sip.
May 23 21:33:11 <Edna>	"E....eh?," was her initial reaction. "You talk to spirits? Like...real ghosts?" Edna sank further away from him with a tinge of fear. However, the girl beside her seemed to be on her side, which provided a bit of comfort to her.
May 23 21:35:26 <Persi>	"Hm?  I'm just saying it's rather funny, isn't it?  A chance meeting, if I must say.  She saves people and pokemon and I get to small talk with the dead ones.  Nurses and mediums.  All that."
May 23 21:39:31 <Beryl>	lient is super basic and its hard to see in walls of text
May 23 21:39:31 <Beryl>	<Persi> oh
May 23 21:39:31 <Beryl>	<Edna> magic
May 23 21:39:48 <Beryl>	"No no, I don't think that's a thing people say or think about as a pair."
May 23 21:42:50 <Persi>	"That's why its so funny!"
May 23 21:45:09 <Edna>	"I would rather not think about that because... it's a bit morbid.. sir...," Edna replied, unable to meet eye to eye with him, figuratively and literally.
May 23 21:52:38 <Persi>	"Morbid?  It's a fact of life."  He leaned forward, "Sooner or later, people and pokemon die."
May 23 21:54:47 <Beryl>	"Just because everyone uses the restroom doesn't mean we want to hear about that either." Beryl's chair scooted a little further from the monocled...weirdo..
May 23 21:56:25 <Edna>	Leaning toward caused a chill to run up Edna's spine. "I-I know but... You don't...have to bring others down by bringing it to their attention..."
May 23 21:58:15 <Persi>	He rubbed his chin, not taken aback by their reactions.  If anything, it made him more curious and talkative.  "It's just a simple reminder.  I mean, remembering you're gonna croak will sometimes make you appreciate living more.  Helps me."
May 23 22:01:31 <Edna>	Edna's eyes gazed into the table as silence took over her once more. Such an odd man... Maybe ditching him earlier would have been a better idea.
May 23 22:04:50 <Beryl>	"Mmmmm, even so, it doesn't mean you have to bring it up in front of others..." Her eagerness to converse with other travelers had led her into a pit from which it seemed there is no polite escape.
May 23 22:10:27 <Persi>	Finishing his second drink, he folded his arms over his chest and gave a satisfied grin.  "It's an everyday occurance in my life, like the sun rising and all that.  Like the weather.  And you know, you talk to strangers about the weather right?"
May 23 22:17:08 <Beryl>	Her gaze, like Edna beside her, could not meet the man. "Personally I find the weather to be a boring subject." Whether it was true or not didn't matter, at this point she was just being contrarian.
May 23 22:18:32 <Edna>	"I don't...talk to many people. I travel, help those who need it, and send my school work if I get access to a terminal...," she replied. "But I think I understand where you are coming from."
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May 24 21:22:52 *	Now talking on #qualt
May 24 21:24:28 <Fury>	LAST TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
May 24 21:24:35 <Fury>	KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
May 24 21:24:46 <Fury>	Damnit, Mr. Narrator is drunk again
May 24 21:24:52 *	Fury wheels him off the stage
May 24 21:26:21 <Fury>	When we last left our heroes, Beryl, Persi, and Edna (but mainly Persi) got shown up by Team Ill-Lumen-Naughty.  If this were Compton, they probably would have been shot.  As this is the fictional world of Qualt, they got free drinks instead.  The universe is weird like that.
May 24 21:29:20 <Fury>	We now join them on the township Man O' Wrath as the giant slab of metal gracefully cruises into one of the few stable oases dotting Rickett.  Dubbed the 'Sea of Rickett' mockingly, this particular haven is refilled from some kind of secret underground spring.  Crowds of people stand on it's shores for a chance at fresh water and to get away from being cooped up on deck or in doors all day.
May 24 21:29:36 <Fury>	*Toot Toot*
May 24 21:30:19 <Fury>	"This is your Captain speaking.  The 'Man O' Wrath' will be stopping here for the day.  Enjoy your shore leave.  That is all!"
May 24 21:30:24 <Fury>	*Toot Toot!*
May 24 21:32:42 *	Dire is now known as Edna
May 24 21:32:54 *	NKLDuke is now known as Beryl
May 24 21:33:41 *	Xicarda is now known as Argile
May 24 21:34:24 *	Nord is now known as Jeager
May 24 21:40:28 <Edna>	The girl was glad the landship came to a halt at this oasis. As people bustled off of the boat, she calmly trailed into the crowd of people, passively moving towards the outwardly destination. Unlike her time on the ship, she wielded a bit more than just her jumpsuit. Now, she had a comically large backpack strapped to her body that contained a few miscellaneous items, including several vials of chemicals along with an empty case that look
May 24 21:40:28 <Edna>	s like it could hold several egg-shaped objects. This time, Edna went out of her way to try avoid being seen, despite her equipment making her stick out like a sore thumb. It seemed like her presence caused her some trouble before, meeting strange people in the process. It was a miracle she managed to exit their awkward conversation the previous night...
May 24 21:44:25 <Persi>	Somewhere along the crowd could be seen the tall gangily fellow that had spent some time in the bar/cafe the previous night.  On his head sat a wide-brim foppish hat, his robes topped with a heavy looking bag carrying a sleeping bag and miscellanious supplies.
May 24 21:47:12 <Edna>	Glancing over, the tall man stuck out like a sore thumb to the smaller woman. Quickly, she tried to weave through the sea of people towards the natural oasis...but instead of being stealthy, she ended up bumping into people several time, causing a few to become peeved at her actions. "Sorry...! Sorry! Excuse me! ...Oh dear...."
May 24 21:54:28 <Beryl>	Behind the crowds, Beryl pushed and shoved, unable to make any progress. The coveted spring water...if there was one thing she wanted out of this goddamn desert, it was the mythical spring water. It brought good health! ...or was it beauty? Luck? There was probably something special about it, and some of it would be hers.
May 24 21:56:35 <Jeager>	As the young lady rumaged her way through the crowd, her path led her into the back of a terribly broad shouldered individual, knocking her down as if she ran headlong into a brick wall. As he turned to face her in confusing, his companion took notice, who brandished his sword, or pokemon, a pokemon sword. "Easy now frand! Zere is no danger."
May 24 21:57:39 <Jeager>	"You should vatch yourself mein lady. Ze crowds are strong like river."
May 24 22:01:09 <Edna>	The girl's expression turned into horror as she collided with this giant man. She's been around Persi and the hoolagans that tried to mess with him...but this? Not only that, but he wielded a Pokemon that could cleave her in two! "I-I-I so...sorry! Please forgive me! I'm just...trying to hide...is all...I'm not very good at it...," she said, trying to laugh it off with a forced nerve-striken laughter.
May 24 22:05:44 <Argile>	"you should listen to my mate here, if you can get through his dumb accent. Just tell us where you're trying to go and I'll help you out." The sword now strapped onto the shady(and muscular) individuals back lets out a metal clanging noise as if assuring him.
May 24 22:08:03 <Jeager>	"Mein friend, are you mocking ze prestigous tounge of Jeager Von Johnson?"
May 24 22:08:27 <Argile>	"Yes, now shut up and let the little one here speak."
May 24 22:09:54 <Jeager>	"Unhoflich!" The large man comically waved his arms like he was terribly shocked.
May 24 22:10:44 <Edna>	She was utterly speechless. There wasn't one, but TWO of them! Instinctively, her body began to inch away from the two. At this point, she would rather take her chances with Persi. "Ijustwantedtorestattheoasiswitheveryoneelsepleasedon'thurtme," her voice quickly sputtered out. Sadly, she was a bit cornered because she bumped into yet another person behind her on top another situation she couldn't effectively talk her way out of this. Why w
May 24 22:10:44 <Edna>	as this journey so hard!?
May 24 22:13:40 <Persi>	"Oh!  There's the little bird!"  Almost serendiously, the person she happened to bump into behind her was the twiggish medium, grin plastered on his face and monocle gleaming in the sunlight.  "Quite busy here, isn't it?"
May 24 22:14:52 <Jeager>	"Vhy did you not say so before?! Herkommen!" He grabbed and placer her upon his back and started marching down the passengerway, knocking over people in his wake. "Mein comrade! Bring ze girls companions!"
May 24 22:17:27 <Argile>	"Guess we are following him again, aren't we Valk." Valk lets out a metallic noise. "Oh, you're coming with us." He grabs the monocled man and lugs him over his shoulders and follows his companion throught the crowd.
May 24 22:18:17 <Edna>	Just as if things couldn't get worse...it did. Much worse. The man she was avoiding was here too! Now she was surrounded by three scary people. There was no escape from this pit of hell! But before she could react accordingly (which was likely curl into a fetal position) she was snatched up by the burly man as he bulldozed his way through the people effortlessly. Instead of fighting it, she slumped and stared through her huge glasses with
May 24 22:18:17 <Edna>	a mix of fear and shock on her face.
May 24 22:22:15 <Persi>	The gangily man grabbed a hold of his hat and yelped at the surprise of being picked up and manhandled.  At least he'd get a push towards the front of the crowd.  "Oh dear!  What a way to muscle your way through!"
May 24 22:22:33 <Beryl>	d.  At least he'd get a push towards the front of the crowd.  "Oh dear!  What a way to muscl
May 24 22:22:48 <Beryl>	It was just like mining. The people, the bedrock. Her, the miner. Her hands, Explosives and Picks. A somewhat familar meek voice shreeked somewhere in this mountain of people. Following the noise, a light appeared through the people before her, and clawing her way out stumbled into a clearing. A flattened bed of people, a trail leading through the crowd! Beryl would take any advantage she could get.  And so she trekked forward. The spring wate
May 24 22:22:49 <Beryl>	r was closer and closer.
May 24 22:25:18 <Edna>	A familiar sight settled on Beryl's eyes as the girl dangled behind the man, comically swaying back and forth with each step and person forced to the side.
May 24 22:29:46 <Fury>	As they came to the spring, the crowds grew closer and closer together until eventually, there was little progress going forward.  It was at that point that someone bumped into Beryl, nearly knocking her to the ground.  An imperious voice rang out from the cround.  "How dare you injure my boyfriend!"  A masked, amazon-esque woman leered at the group defiantly while clutching a much smaller, red-haired man into her modest bossom.
May 24 22:33:57 <Jeager>	"Hoh! Someone other zan mein comrade to stop my advance! Truly! We must join in marvelous combat at this meeting!"
May 24 22:35:25 <Edna>	"Pleaseputmedown," Edna squeaked from behind Jeager, finally showing that she had a backbone in her body, even if it was practically non-existant still.
May 24 22:35:46 <Beryl>	Beryl was bumped right into the back of the large man hauling the distressed Edna."Eh? Eh? Me? Why don't you watch where you're going! I'm trying to stop a potential kidnapping!" She pointed up towards the dangling girl.
May 24 22:36:48 <Jeager>	He spread his posture and posed with all his might, his muscle pulsating enough to push all the surrounding crowd away. SOmehow Edna could still hold on despite this.
May 24 22:37:11 <Persi>	"Combat?  Battle?"  From atop the larger man's shoulders, Persi's eyes lit up.  "I must join the bloodshed!"
May 24 22:38:33 <Argile>	He whispers to the sheathed weapon on his back for a quick second, nods his head, then throws the monocled man at the amazonian woman as if he were a javelin.
May 24 22:39:42 <Edna>	"Uwahh!," Edna cried as the force dangled her around like a ragdoll on his bulging muscle. Despite wanting off, she didn't exactly want to go flying either!
May 24 22:39:54 <Persi>	"H--H-HEY--!" All he could do is hold onto his hat and be used ala' spear to bowl into the amazoness.
May 24 22:47:55 <Beryl>	The man flying through the air was not what Beryl had expected as a response to the starting violence. "Huh?" Her mouth stayed ajar and time seemed slow as the monocled creep sailed toward the amazon.
May 24 22:48:42 <Fury>	Persi is sent on a one way flight to certain death.  Before he dies, he reflects on all the possible ways to go and frankly, having his hat fed to him through the opposite hole is probably one of the worse ways to go.  Thankfully (?) he is arrested by a gloved hand connected to a mountain of a man in a massive jacket and some kind of freaky mask that smells faintly of cooked bacon.  Atop his shoulders sits a blonde haired boy with robotic hands
May 24 22:48:42 <Fury>	 with eyes as big as saucers.  The masked one gently throws Persi to the ground with a snort.  "Hmph, can't believe I'm still cleaning up your messes woman!"  The amozoness snaps back instantly.  "Well maybe if a certain SOMEONE on your shoulders had bothered to actually calibrate his time machine, we wouldn't be stuck in this GODS.  FORSAKEN.  HELLHOLE."  "N-now now, let's not fight everyone!  I'm sure Felix didn't mean for this to happen!"  A
May 24 22:48:42 <Fury>	 third voice speaks up from some girl dressed like she's going to a wedding.  The one called Felix  nods aggressively while the red-haired one contributes his own muffled opinions."
May 24 22:49:22 <Fury>	"Hush Mateo!  There's only one way to settle this!"  The woman points dramatically at the group.  "I challenge you to a Pokemon Team Battle!"
May 24 22:51:43 <Fury>	"DID SOMEONE SAY POKEMON TEAM BATTLE!"  A man from the audience leaps high into the air and lands at everyone's feet.  He's dressed in a simple white shirt, black slacks, and a darling red bowtie, yet he commands some authority as the surrounding people give him a wide berth.  "Then, by the powers invested in me, I, MR. REFEREE, declare this an OFFICIAL BATTLE!"
May 24 22:51:52 <Fury>	[OFFICIAL BATTLE START]
May 24 22:52:11 <Fury>	[TEAM ???] vs [TEAM ROBUTTS]
May 24 22:55:42 <Fury>	[SCENARIO:  ELIMINATION]
May 24 22:55:48 <Fury>	[TERRAIN:  DESERT]
May 24 22:55:57 <Fury>	[CONDITIONS:  SUNNY]
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May 24 23:01:51 <Fury>	The opposing team trows out a motley collection of pokemon.  From the tall one, he produces a Magry sporting an identical gas mask.  The short one on his shoulders hurls a scared looking Klink towards the sands while the singer lets loose an Igglybuff with a cute toy microphone from beneath her dress.  The amazon is the owner of an onry looking Axew and the redhead lets loose a Ditto sporting an identical copy of his hairstyle.
May 24 23:10:18 <Fury>	WHAT WILL HAPPEN?  WILL SCOTT ACTUALLY FINISH A SESSION?  WILL I, MR. NARRATOR, ACTUALLY HAVE A ROLE TO PLAY?
May 24 23:10:32 <Fury>	FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON POKEMON:  QUALT ADVENTURES
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May 30 18:19:41 <Fury>	LAST TIME
May 30 18:19:56 <Fury>	ON BERYL'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE
May 30 18:20:13 <Fury>	"You thought I was your cute Omanyte..."
May 30 18:20:22 <Fury>	"But it was really me, DIO!"
May 30 18:21:05 <Fury>	Mr. Narrator, that's not even remotely what happened last time
May 30 18:21:21 *	Dire is now known as Edna
May 30 18:21:47 <Fury>	NEXT YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME THAT THEY ALL MET THEIR OTHER CHARACTERS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE AND GOT CHALLENGED TO A POKEMON BATTLE
May 30 18:21:54 *	NKLDuke is now known as Beryl
May 30 18:21:57 <Fury>	Yes...yes that's exactly what happened.
May 30 18:22:01 <Fury>	...
May 30 18:22:10 <Fury>	I BLAME FELIX FOR ALL OF THIS
May 30 18:22:43 <Fury>	Anyways, when we last left our heroes, they had been challened to a pokemon battle by the novice Team Robutts.
May 30 18:23:23 <Fury>	Who will prevail?  Who will represent the North and the South?  Who's cuisine will reign supreme?
May 30 18:25:33 <Fury>	With both teams situated on opposite sides of the hastily prepared arena, the referee, Mr. Referee waves his arms and throws them down dramatically.  "Ready?  POKEBATTLE!"  A small bell dings once in the distance and the competition is ON!
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May 30 18:43:50 <Fury>	Evee dashes ahead willingly with a small yip.  Meanwhile, the enemy Magby glumly trudges off into a nearby bush.  The Axew is even worse as it spends its turn nuzzling up against the Ditto, who sports a barely concealed look of resignation on it's normally featureless face.
May 30 18:51:06 <Fury>	Tyrunt runs to engage the foe!  Ditto tries to use the [Run] option, but Axew isn't letting it escape.  The Klink nervously edges towards the water and glances around like something is following it...
May 30 18:52:23 <Fury>	The Igglybuff wanders off towards the water and pretends that it doesn't know the rest of the pokemon at all...
May 30 18:53:13 <Fury>	Omanyte hefts up it's shell on two tentacles and uses the rest to sprint towards the river like some kind of aquatic SPeedy Gonzales.
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May 30 18:56:21 *	Now talking on #qualt
May 30 18:56:33 *	Dire is now known as Edna
May 30 18:57:40 <Fury>	Evee sprints towards the river.  Across the bank is the rather sullen looking Magby.  He eyes the soon to be barbecue appraisingly.
May 30 18:58:08 <Fury>	Meanwhile, the Axew chases the Ditto into the tall grass.   Several disurbing sounds emanate from it's hidden depths.
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May 30 19:01:27 <Fury>	Not to be deterred by some goddamn cutesy fluffball hussy, Tyrunt sprints towards the water as well!
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May 30 19:10:07 <Fury>	The Ditto manages to break away from the bad touch and turns itself into a perfect copy of Evee, disregarding the fact that it kept it's original ridiculous hair style
May 30 19:10:31 <Fury>	The Klink scoots forward as if being chased by innumerable hordes of bullet ants
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May 30 19:16:13 <Beryl>	The stream ahead. If there was one place he knew where to kill best from, it was the water. In a slick jump the shelled monsters took a dive, lying in wait. "Ohohoho~ Go get 'im, go get 'im!" Beryl jumped and cheered, ignored.
May 30 19:25:11 <Edna>	"Eva, t-try just...hiding in the water for now," the timid scientist exclaimed. The Pokemon nodded and complied, diving into the water and biding it's time to go for one across the small stream.
May 30 19:33:02 <Fury>	Good thing too, as Magby chose that exact moment to let loose a miniature fireball.  Part of Eevee's fur gets singed, but it escapes the worst of it!
May 30 19:33:37 <Fury>	Muted crying appears to be coming from the bushes that Ditto just left.  The Axew still hasn't reappeared...
May 30 19:35:06 <Edna>	"Don't worry Eva. You'll be fine after this is over...."
May 30 19:39:01 *	Nord is now known as Jeager
May 30 19:41:00 <Jeager>	"Go mein comrade! Charlotte!" The large man hollered with gusto.
May 30 19:42:59 <Jeager>	The small dinosaur roller towards the balloon of a pokemon and just stopped short of striking it with her head, almost whimpering from the thought of battle she swung her tail at it trying to scare it. Although non-threateningly. That would be rude.
May 30 19:44:08 <Fury>	The Igglybuff turns crimson and tries to avert it's pure eyes.  Meanwhile, the Not!Eevee takes this opportunity to bumrush the real Eevee back into the water while the Klink advances warily towards the Omanyte.
May 30 19:48:04 <Edna>	Although the blow had broken one of Eevee's bones, it managed to get it's barings in the water. "Eva, give our Helix friend a Helping Hand!" With that, the tail of the Eevee whipped around in the water to provide a distraction for the Magby.
May 30 19:50:15 <Beryl>	The shell that tore across the water disappeared for a mere moment before the Omanyte exploded out of the water, sending a jet into the distracted Magby's jut. "Uhuhu, I knew it! You had to be good! Keep going!" The omanyte gurgled with delight at the downed pile of magby.
May 30 19:51:39 <Fury>	The Magby is literally blown backwards into the tall man and the two collapse in a hot, wet heap.  Heavy breathing from several female fans can be heard nearby...
May 30 19:52:34 <Fury>	But Igglybuff uses this as an opportunity to try and reason with the Tyrunt!  It...works?  Kinda?  How should I know how interspecies charming works. I don't get paid enough for this shit.
May 30 19:56:36 <Edna>	"Eva, retreat a bit! I don't want you to get more injured," Edna commanded her Eevee, which allowed it to swim closer to the Omanyte.
May 30 20:08:46 <Jeager>	The Shyrunt jumps into the Iggly buff in glee that a fight might be averted, but accidently bashing into it with unreasonably misplaced strength, sending the balloon flying into the water.
May 30 20:09:49 <Fury>	The Igglybuff struggles int the water and mewls cutely for a moment before it starts crying waterfalls.  What did it ever do to you Tyrunt, huh?  Did you really have to go bitch her out like that?  I mean goddamn lady...  Tyrunt is suitably embarrassed and is now [Infatuated] with Igglybuff!
May 30 20:10:44 <Fury>	Ditto takes this as a good time to totally rip off Tyrunt's sweet ass move and socks Eevee again really, really hard.  It's not looking too good for our resident fluffball...
May 30 20:12:38 <Fury>	The Klink gingerly approaches the Klink, then decides it has had enough and runs away like a ninny schoolgirl.  It's mechanic owner just buries his face in his hands and tries to look really, really, small.
May 30 20:14:31 <Beryl>	The charging lookalike was aiming for the cowering Eevee looking for protection...was not as much his reason for unleashing another torrent of water as much as his surprise at the charge itself. But the sudden urge to defend probably factored into the power of that blast. Probably.
May 30 20:15:59 <Fury>	Not!Evee has several of it's teeth knocked out by the power of Helix's massive spray.  It's still on it's wobbly little feet, but only barely.
May 30 20:17:16 <Fury>	Igglybuff curls up into a cute little ball and keeps on crying.  God grow up man.  No one likes a crybaby.
May 30 20:20:28 <Edna>	The pressure was on. Should she have her Eevee counter attack the Ditto or just let Omanyte finish it off? Eva was looking pretty beat up... But this was their last shot. "Eva! Go in for the counter attack!," the girl commanded. Mustering up what flicker of strength she had left, the Eevee emerged from the water and collided with the ditto with all it's strength.
May 30 20:24:30 <Fury>	Said Ditto get's knocked stupid and waves a hastily constructed white flag.  With that, [Team Robutts] Concedes.  The crowd cheers with awe and Mr. Referee personally shakes all of your hands and the hands of all your pokemon.  It is strangely revitalizing.
May 30 20:24:40 <Fury>	[All Pokemon Restored to full HP]
May 30 20:25:34 <Fury>	After he does so, he stares at you appraisingly for a moment before nodding his head and sighing.  "You guys aren't an official team, are you?"
May 30 20:27:49 <Edna>	The crowd and referee meant little to the woman. Instead she was more concerned with her injured Pokemon, whom she hastily tried to examine her wounds and rub her cheek. "It's okay, Eva...I'll get those patched up once there's less of a crowd around. I'm sorry that you had to go through that...," she said, but as if the Pokemon understood the girl, it simply gave her a cheerful look before she was returned to her Pokeball.
May 30 20:30:59 <Beryl>	"A team? No no, we're not a team! We just happened to get caught up in this battle! Aha~haha, what would make you think we're a team?" Beryl was still focused on waving to disappating crowd.
May 30 20:32:12 <Jeager>	"Of course were a team! Ve are team fantastic!"
May 30 20:32:52 <Edna>	However, once the Eevee was gone, the weight of all the people watching them began to sink in. It was almost making her dizzy from all the attention. Was this how her family felt? "W-we're not a team...are we?"
May 30 20:34:32 <Fury>	"Oh, you're Team Fantastic?  Excellent!  Guess you guys were a new team, that's why I haven't heard of you!"  Mr. Referee nods sagely as if he knows everything.  "Well, the other team bet 10 Team Points, so assuming this is your first Team Battle, you now have 110 Team Points!  CONGRATULATIONS!"
May 30 20:35:40 <Jeager>	"Vhat a fantastic start to our team AMAZING, vyah?"
May 30 20:36:31 <Fury>	The man vigorously shakes Jeager's hand before a small beep emanates from his belt.  He looks at it worriedly and dives into a nearby bush.  There is a strong flash of white light and then, he is gone.
May 30 20:37:23 <Beryl>	"T-team Fantastic? No, I think you misunderstood, I think he was just trying to say ho-" But in a flash, he was gone. "Eh? Eh?"
May 30 20:38:39 <Edna>	"...I'm...in a team now? We didn't even register or anything...don't we need some kind of identification for this sort of thing?," she asked the other two, since the referee took off.
May 30 20:40:42 <Jeager>	"Identifipff. Identififpash. No no, ve are a team on my say so."
May 30 20:42:40 <Edna>	"...Can we at least change our name? Team Fantastic sounds... ...really lame. Even for me...and I'm pretty lame."
May 30 20:44:50 <Beryl>	"On your say? I-I don't even know you! We can't be teammates just because you say so!"
May 30 20:51:47 <Jeager>	"Vats wrong with team GORGEOUS?" The large fellow posed curiously.
May 30 20:52:53 <Edna>	It became increasingly clear that there was no reasoning with the man. Instead of saying more, she just adjusted her glasses and shook her head in silence.
May 30 20:54:16 <Fury>	The crowd disperses as Team Hot Pants starts arguing.  Most go back to gathering water and supplies needed for the journey ahead.  One particular man walks up to the team and stares at them in wonder.  "You must be a pretty strong team to win so easily!  My name is Professor Evergreen and I was wondering if you'd like to help an old man fulfill a personal dream of his."  He coughs loudly into his fist and wipes his face on the back of a sun-beaten
May 30 20:54:16 <Fury>	 leather glove.
May 30 20:57:58 <Beryl>	"I don't know if I can help you, but I can try! And we're not really a team, you see, it's just that-"
May 30 21:08:22 <Edna>	"Y-you're...the real Professor Evergreen!?," a surprising burst of sound came from Edna. "You're the world's top archiologist! It is an honor to meet you, sir!" It was almost like a polar shift with someone whom she recognized as an intellectual colleague.She grabbed his hand and began shaking wildly. "What do you need help with? We'll do anything!"
May 30 21:14:59 <Fury>	"BAHAHAack *cough cough*  I'm not the top archiologist round these parts, but I try doll.  Now actually, I'm tryin to have someone get me all the way to Rickett's Folly just a bit north of here."  The Professor unrolls a dusty map and blows some errant grains of sand off the surface.  His thumb points to a single mountain not too far away from the oasis.
May 30 21:20:17 <Edna>	Edna looked towards the others with a childish expression like a kid wanting something.
May 30 21:23:46 <Jeager>	With hands on his hips, Jeager's poorly drawn goofy smile just looks on at the professor in silence. It took a moment before anyone noticed the small bubble rising and shrinking on his nose.
May 30 21:25:39 <Edna>	"..." It seemed not much approval would be needed. If she was forced into a team, maybe she could at least help the professor out. "We're....traveling with this caravan. As long as we make it back before it leaves, a little trip won't hurt!"
May 30 21:26:35 <Beryl>	"It's not too far off course...yeah, yeah, I'll help out, okay! In fact, you can count on me!" She pointed toward her chest with a thumb and beamed brightly. "Beryl representing Detville Industires, shipping branch, at your service!"
May 30 21:30:26 <Fury>	"Excellent!  Simply excellent!  I knew I could count on y'all."  The professor coughs again and wipes a fleck of something off of his lips.  "Maybe you could convince the captain to let you borrow a sandboat for our jouney?  There's no way we could make it on foot."
May 30 21:32:32 <Edna>	And this...was something she didn't think she could do. This was more of someone else's job. They were a team, right? Which one could actually...do that... "Uh...uhm...maybe... ...Beryl...could...ask?," she looked unsure, awkwardly finally letting go of his hand before turning to her teammate.
May 30 21:38:12 <Beryl>	Beryl leered at Edna for a second before putting on a proud smile. "Oho~ Of course I could! It's only natural to turn to me for help!" She stood for a moment more, seeing if any other ego-boosting comments would come her way. In the silence, she turned and left for the captain.
May 30 21:41:50 <Edna>	"Eh..heh heh....yeah....uh...Guess that solves that, huh!?," she asked awkwardly, hesitantly stepping away from the professor to create a bit of space. He was, afterall, somewhat of a letch, or so she heard...and with Jeager also here, it was a bit uncomfortable to be without Beryl to protect her.. "...Do you need anything else?"
May 30 21:44:06 <Fury>	"If you happen to have a cure for sand-lung, then sure, I'll take it."  The Professor coughs and winces slightly.  "So doll, how exactly do you know me?  I don't remember teaching you in any of my classes."
May 30 21:51:41 <Fury>	Meanwhile, Beryl uses her pretty face to convince the Captain to part with a sandboat for a few hours.  That's more than enough time to get to the mountain and back before the ship leaves!
May 30 21:51:56 <Edna>	"Sand Lung?," she wondered, albiet with a somewhat disheartened tone. All she could dig up from her memory was that it was fatal, and considering he was 'old,' he didn't have much time left. "But uh...I was a student in Leuroch. I studied Pokemon biology, and you were mentioned a lot for your research. ...Almost mocking you, really. But...still. I wouldn't turn down an opportunity to work alongside a Professor!"
May 30 21:54:28 <Fury>	"Bah, I bet you were one of Horalsh's student's then.  Bah! *cough cough*.  Sand lung's what happens when y'all spend way too much time in the desert.  Grains get in your lungs and cut them up bloody."  He smiles a bit and adjusts his backpack.  "Thanks for being so kind young lady.  Here.  Take this.  I can barely read the damn thing anyways."
May 30 21:54:51 *	Fury Edna received a [World Map]
May 30 21:57:06 <Edna>	Edna accepted the map, frowning ad she stared down at it, then to him. "Are you sure you're going to be okay? Why don't you go take a rest somewhere? Once Beryl comes back, we can see about getting going."
May 30 22:00:15 <Beryl>	"Ah, I'm back! We've got permission for a sandboat for the next few hours! No time to waste, let's set sail! ...I don't want to be exposed in the desert for too long. You can get awful afflictions from that, you know."
May 30 22:01:37 <Fury>	"Me?  Rest?  HA!  I don't have a ton of life left in me doll, but I'll be damned if I let some disease kick me around like a chump.  Just relax doll."  He takes a drink from a small flask as Beryl returns.  "Well lets be off!"  He splashes a little on Jegear just to see if the man is still awake.  "Oh hey there ya big galoot.  You know how to pilot a sandboat?"
May 30 22:02:54 <Jeager>	Suddenly Jeager's eyes bulge awake and his face contorts with a sour expression. "DA!"
May 30 22:09:05 <Fury>	The sandboat appears much as the same suggests.  It's a boat (mainly) with a massive fan attached to the rear and only rudimentary steering.  One pilots it by the seat of one's pants.  Or if you're a pansy, you could engage the traction crawlers built into the bottom.
May 30 22:11:27 <Fury>	The professor clambers on in with his kit and pales slightly as he sees Beryl at the helm.  "Uh, doll, are you sure you're qualified to pilot this?  This aint one of your little paddle boats, you know?"
May 30 22:17:47 <Beryl>	"Are you just assuming I can't handle something like this?! This is cake! Like this, this looks like it starts it!" The engine started up gently. "See, see! Cake! Onward!" The sudden lurch forward and turbulent piloting would not deter her outward appearance...for long.
May 30 22:21:26 <Edna>	Edna hung on for dear lift, never haven rode such a fast and bumpy ride in her life. If she thought the landship was bad...this was at least one-hundred times worse. Most of the time they were driving, her head was across the side of the boat hurling what little she had eaten that day.
May 30 22:29:22 <Jeager>	The sour face before was only preliminary. On the mad dash of a drive, Jeagers face was a rock. A rock popping veins. Lips curled in so hard, you would never have guessed he had them. What could possibly be going through the mind of this man?
May 30 22:29:54 <Jeager>	Don't throw up. Don't throw up. Don't throw up. Don't throw up. Don't throw up. Don't throw up.
May 30 22:31:32 <Fury>	Mercifully, Beryl's wild ride ends after an hour and a half and everybody can thankfully get off.  Professor Evergreen in particular has never seemed so thankful to see solid ground as he sloppily kisses a nearby rock.  After a few moments of reorienting himself, he shades his eyes and looks at the shadow of the mountain in front of them.
May 30 22:31:39 <Fury>	Rickett's Folly
May 30 22:31:51 <Fury>	WILL OUR HEROES RECOVER THEIR LOST BREAKFAST?
May 30 22:32:12 <Fury>	WILL PROFESSOR EVERGREEN BESTOW EDNA WITH THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM BEFORE HE DIES?
May 30 22:32:25 <Fury>	WILL JEAGER SPONTANEOUSLY DEVELOP A STAND?
May 30 22:32:30 <Fury>	FIND OUT NEXT TIME
May 30 22:32:31 <Fury>	ON
May 30 22:32:33 <Fury>	QUALT
May 30 22:32:36 <Fury>	POKEMON
May 30 22:32:39 <Fury>	ADVENTURES
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Jun 06 16:49:52 *	Now talking on #qualt
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Jun 06 18:05:13 *	Dire is now known as Edna
Jun 06 18:05:20 *	Warlichkeit is now known as Jeager
Jun 06 18:05:21 *	NKLDuke is now known as Beryl
Jun 06 18:05:29 <Fury>	LAST TIME
Jun 06 18:05:29 <Fury>	ON QUALT POKEMON ADVENTURES
Jun 06 18:05:29 <Fury>	"I AM COOLER. I AM HERE TO DESTROY THE EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRTH!"
Jun 06 18:05:29 <Fury>	"Nonsense! I, Kamen Rider Jeager, shall stop your reign of terror! TOH!"
Jun 06 18:05:37 <Fury>	*Cheesy Sci Fi Sounds*
Jun 06 18:05:46 <Fury>	"Jeager KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!"
Jun 06 18:05:51 <Fury>	*Explosions*
Jun 06 18:06:25 <Fury>	"Once again, I have vanquished another who opposes a fully balanced breakfast!"
Jun 06 18:06:32 <Fury>	JEAGER-O's!
Jun 06 18:06:46 <Fury>	They're a KICK
Jun 06 18:06:52 <Fury>	*Kung fu action noises*
Jun 06 18:06:59 <Fury>	in the teeth!
Jun 06 18:08:18 <Fury>	ÕŐ  řŕæåÄÞ¥Âåę ЫЫЫЫШЕЕ ŤŇĚ ÝÝ?
Jun 06 18:08:24 <Fury>	Wait, what?
Jun 06 18:08:29 <Fury>	Er, I mean
Jun 06 18:09:20 <Fury>	Last time, our heroes finished a tough fight and offered to help Professor Evergreen reach Rickett's Folly!  It's the tallest mountain in the region!
Jun 06 18:10:44 <Fury>	%C0-9It's the only mountain in the region...
Jun 06 18:13:22 <Fury>	%C6I's the only mountain in the region
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Jun 06 18:18:02 *	MrNarrator is now known as MrSensible
Jun 06 18:18:25 *	You are now known as MrNarrator
Jun 06 18:20:09 <MrSensible>	It's the only mountain in the region...
Jun 06 18:20:14 <MrNarrator>	REGARDLESS
Jun 06 18:22:02 <MrNarrator>	The Heroes now stand at the foot of the mountain.  Except for Persi because he is too busy painting the desert with his lunch.  It looms, tall and unyielding despite the swirling sands.  Professor Evergreen looks forward thoughtfully at a narrow, winding path up the side.
Jun 06 18:23:17 <MrNarrator>	"Well, we shouldn't have far to go now!  C'mon y'all!  This way!"  He beckons the small group forward with his hand as he sprints on ahead.  "Last one *cough cough* to the top is a rotten Exeggcute!"
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Session Ident: #qualt
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03[18:18] * MrNarrator is now known as MrSensible
03[18:18] * Fury is now known as MrNarrator
01[18:20] <MrSensible> 3It's the only mountain in the region...
[18:20] <@MrNarrator> REGARDLESS
[18:22] <@MrNarrator> The Heroes now stand at the foot of the mountain.  Except for Persi because he is too busy painting the desert with his lunch.  It looms, tall and unyielding despite the swirling sands.  Professor Evergreen looks forward thoughtfully at a narrow, winding path up the side.
[18:23] <@MrNarrator> "Well, we shouldn't have far to go now!  C'mon y'all!  This way!"  He beckons the small group forward with his hand as he sprints on ahead.  "Last one *cough cough* to the top is a rotten Exeggcute!"
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03[18:25] * MrSensible is now known as MrNarrator
[18:25] <Edna> It was amazing how much energy he had left for such a horrible condition. However...with all she usually had strapped to her back, she couldn't exactly muster sprinting after them. Instead, she decided to have a brisk walk to take up the rear of the group.
[18:30] <Jeager> There were few reasons Jeager had for actually being here. Part of him felt it was right to give his new friends a hand. But otherwise, he was intrigued. A single mountain in this vast desert. He wanted to go and see who it's king was. Proudly protruding his chest, he lead the front of the group. Occasionally having the professor mention that he was going the wrong way.
[18:31] <Beryl> Beryl marched brilliantly alongside the professor up the path. She would not be compared to a rotten execute, not at all!
01[18:41] <MrNarrator> The going is slow across the narrow footpath, yet the professor seems to rush forward and gain energy from every step he takes.
[18:45] <Edna> "What do you think is exactly up here?," Edna yelled towards the professor from the tail end of the group.
01[18:50] <MrNarrator> "Hmmm?  SPEAK UP GIRL I CAN'T HEAR Yo-"
01[18:54] <MrNarrator> A slight rumble shakes the mountain and in an instant, the pathway falls out beneath the party's feet.  They plummet a short distance before realizing that they've stopped falling.  It seems like they've landed in some kind of underground cavern system!
[18:59] <Edna> Obviously, it wasn't that easy. Just as they seemed so close to their destination, they all fell to the depths of the mountain. The weight of her chemistry set and her hatcher belt did not exactly help, as she landed face first upon the rocky ground. Luckily, she was a good cushon for her Eevee, who landed on her back without a problem. It seemed concerned for it's master, however.
[19:05] <Jeager> Jeager's sense of adventure sprung into action! Launching himself off one of the falling debris, he vaulted to the plummeting Beryl, grabbed her around the waist and threw her over his shoulder. Still soaring through the air, he found the caverns wall and slide down safely. After setting the girl down, he non-challantly waved his palm behind him and catched the spiral shell.
[19:08] <Beryl> Before she could tell what was happening, Beryl was already on her feet. "T-thank you." She reached up and patted Jeager's shoulder, looking around trying to piece together why the surrondings changed.
01[19:10] <MrNarrator> The soft sound of wind rushing into the tunnel is the only thing anyone can hear.  If the professor is still out there, nobody can hear him.  Jeager and Beryl find themselves in a short tunnel along with their pokemon.  However, Edna and her Eevee remain missing...



[19:10] <Jeager> "Think nathing of it." He said joyously.
01[19:18] <MrNarrator> Jeager and Beryl can barely see anything thanks to the small amount of light illuminating the nearby area from the impromptu skylight.  Thre doesn't appear to be any sign of Edna, though.  Tyrunt growls nervously as a pair of dark shining orbs stare back at you from the inky blackness.
01[19:18] <MrNarrator> They hunger
01[19:18] <MrNarrator> FOR YOU SOUL
[19:19] <Jeager> "SHWERTZSHANFN! On your toes Charlotte!"
[19:20] <Jeager> His swirming tyrunt balanced on her talons."
[19:23] <Beryl> "Ednaaaa? Professoooooor?" She picked up her Omanyte, holding it with both hands. "Hey, big guy, you probably know how to get out of here, right?"
01[19:24] <MrNarrator> "Diglett...dig?  Diglett DIIIIIIIIIIG!?!?!?!?"
01[19:24] <MrNarrator> The round lump of...something runs away in fear at the mere sight of Jeager and Charlotte.
[19:27] <Jeager> "Dah, zis is no problem. Ve just vander till ve get out. And vatch your step for moles."
01[19:34] <MrNarrator> The path ahead seems clear.  Of course, it's hard to tell anything when it's so dark outside.  Jeager reaches the limits of the assisted light from the impromptu hole.  Darkness coulds his senses.
[19:39] <Beryl> Beryl followed shortly behind. There was nothing to fear in the dark...it was just safer for someone to clear the way first.
01[19:45] <MrNarrator> "Prof........Beryl!"
01[19:45] <MrNarrator> Edna's voice echoes down the long tunnel ahead.
01[19:49] <MrNarrator> Still, the going is slow.  If only the two had some way to make light...
01[19:55] <MrNarrator> Jeager stumbles on ahead and nearly trips over another one of those small brown creatures.
01[19:56] <MrNarrator> It is surprised!
01[19:57] <MrNarrator> >Fight  >PKMN  >Items  >Run
[20:08] <Jeager> None of the above! Jeager stomps around and bends down to face the dignet and shouts with a vein popping expression. "WEGGEHEN!!"
01[20:11] <MrNarrator> The round lump turns white as a sheet and promptly falls over.  It's not moving.
01[20:11] <MrNarrator> [CODEX ENTRY UNLOCKED DIGLETT]
[20:12] <Jeager> Jeager shrugs. "Just rodents."
01[20:13] <MrNarrator> 9Some kind of mole-dildo pokemon.  Has the courage of a piece of paper and moral flexibility to match.  Apparently can be killed by heart attacks if you are a scary Karashite with a dinosaur.  Doesn't look like they can put up much of a fight.
01[20:13] <MrNarrator> 10Some kind of mole-dildo pokemon.  Has the courage of a piece of paper and moral flexibility to match.  Apparently can be killed by heart attacks if you are a scary Karashite with a dinosaur.  Doesn't look like they can put up much of a fight.
01[20:14] <MrNarrator> 10 Type:  Ground.
[20:15] <Beryl> A click, and a light shined out from behind Jaeger, attempting to shine past him. "Hey, hey! What's going on up there? An exit? Monsters?" She called out, unaware the light did not pierce through him.
[20:20] <Jeager> "Iz nozzing frahlein. Just a lump viz googly eyes."
01[20:27] <MrNarrator> A small shriek can be heard from further down the passage.  It sounded like Eevee!
[20:36] <Jeager> "Vhat vas zat? IZ ZHERE DANGER? I VILL HELP!" Overtaken by zealous courage, Jeager charges into the blackness. And promptly jams his foot into a rock before receiving the wall with his face. A perfect 45 degree angle half stand plank!
[20:38] <Beryl> A shriek around the corner, and her only ally at the moment darting into the darkness? Beryl and her shelled companion turned the corner, wildly firing a burst of water into the unknown. Just in case there was something there.
01[20:41] <MrNarrator> Jeager's abs are one of this world's national treasures.  He falls gracefully to the floor.  That thump is enough to give the small reptile warning and it narrowly avoids the stream of water directed at it from Beryl's Omanyte.  Eva manages a fierce Growl that looks to worry both of the creatures, but they respond with an unearthly hiss directed at Eva and Helix!  The pair splits; one lunges at Eva while the other locks eyes on the mollusk out of water.
01[20:54] <MrNarrator> Sadly, the attack against Helix seems less than effective.  Eva takes another solid hit, though!  The small thing grins savagely.  "Sandodile dile!  Sasasasasa!"
[20:56] <Edna> "Can you stop fighting!? We just want out of this cave! Just...calm down, both of you!," she tried commanding the two gridlocked Pokemon.
01[20:56] <MrNarrator> 4Edna used [Diplomacy]!
01[20:57] <MrNarrator> 4[???] is dumb and doesn't want to listen!
[21:00] <Jeager> "Mein frand! Zis won't go unpunished! NON ZIS IS NO GOOD!" Tightening his face into a snarl, Jeager almost seems to shoot lazors from his eyes. "Charlotte! Give zem justice!" The eye lazor directed her, the small dinosaur upset by her swirly companion being pained by such a rude creature, she gave an unlikely blow at her full strength, throwing her head into the wild pokemans.
[21:01] <Beryl> In the wild run forward, Beryl scanned the area with her amazing piece of technology; the flashlight. The second it landed on a moving...thing, Omanyte's vicious instincts kicked in and shot out a sniping shot of water. Neither of them could identify whatever it was that got blasted away.
01[21:03] <MrNarrator> The reptile stands little chance as Charlotte rams into it at full speed.  The audible sounds of bones breaking can be heard over the shrieking wind and the creature flops helplessly to the cave floor.  It seems alive, but heavily injured.
03[21:05] * Tande ([email protected]) has joined #qualt
03[21:05] * Tande is now known as Persi
[21:36] <Persi> And all of a sudden, on the scene was the cheshire grinning man, minus whatever he had eaten before the whole sickness deal. He didn't take much time to access the situation, no, taking in enough to understand that pokeman had attacked the group. The wild creatures needed to be put down and quickly by the looks of it. The curly haired fellow retrieved something from beneath his hat - a pokeball
[21:36] <Persi> - and tossed it to reveal a Litwick - and without hesitation pointed to the nearest Sandile with a shout, "BURN IT TO CINDERS! Ember, Vivi~!" His pokemon would happily oblige his order, finding an opening from behind the Sandile and letting off a flame from atop its light..
[21:37] <Persi> And then without falter, Persi dragged another pokeball from underneath his foppish hat to toss it at the now injured creature.
[21:37] <Edna> Edna didn't know what was scarier, the man appearing behind her of the violent Sandile. She jumpped and pinned herself against the wall. "P-p-p-persi? Where did you come from!?"
01[21:39] <MrNarrator> The reptile shrieks in pain as it's flesh roasts.  It's screams are silenced after Persi connects with his lone ball.  It drops the the ground and rings
01[21:39] <MrNarrator> Once
01[21:39] <MrNarrator> Twice
01[21:39] <MrNarrator> THREE TIMES!
01[21:39] <MrNarrator> Persi has caught a [Sandile]
01[21:39] <MrNarrator> [Codex Entry Unlocked:  Sandile]
[21:41] <Persi> The monocle man gave a fistpump as the creature was contained. With a grin, he turned to the other trainer, "I come from the darkest regions of the netherworld---also known as the bathroom. Stomach's fine now, and now we can dine on sandile soup tonight!"
01[21:41] <MrNarrator> 10Gday mate!  I'm Professor  Eucalyptus and this here is a Sandile.  Look at this beaut of a pokeman.  They are some of the most vicious and mean spirited buggers you could ever imagine.  But get them on your side, and they're as loyal as your best mate at a beach barbe.  Good at sneaking and biting things that they are.  Oooh!  Easy now, easy now sheila.  See what I mean?
01[21:42] <MrNarrator> 10Type:  Ground / Dark
[21:43] <Edna> "W-we're not going to eat it! It was just protecting it's home...," she protested, shooting a timid glare at Persi, if that was possible.
01[21:51] <MrNarrator> 4Will Persi keep or gift [Sandile]?
[21:53] <Persi> He hummed in thought, folding his arms over his chest, "If you're not going to let me eat it..." He waved his hand dismissively, "I don't want it. And here I was hoping for a good, hearty stew..."
[21:56] <Edna> "Please? We shouldn't just kill a helpless Pokemon like that. It's cruel..."
[21:58] <Persi> 'Whatever you say. It's your trouble now."
[22:01] <Beryl> "Eeeeeeenda! Professooooooooooor!" Beryl barreled forward, not even seeing The threat before her or the Eevee darting betwen her legs.
[22:01] <Edna> Edna sllllowly reached over and took the Pokeball from the man, continuing to give him a cautious look. Meanwhile, her Eevee darted after the last Sandile, whipping gravel and sand in the croc's eyes as she came to a stop.
01[22:04] <MrNarrator> The Sandile shakes it's head, but it can't quite shake all the dust out of it's eyes
01[22:05] <MrNarrator> 4Enemy Sandile is [Blinded]
01[22:08] <MrNarrator> The remaining injured Sandile crawls back into the darkness.  It looks like it's trying to escape!
[22:18] <Jeager> "How unsightly. I zink I'll need to vip you into shape!" Jeager reached into his sleeve pocket and tossed out a pokeball that landed off the wall and square into the Sandile's forehead.
01[22:20] <MrNarrator> The ball easily absorbed the Sandile in it's pocket dimension and after 3 clicks, it was caught!
01[22:20] <MrNarrator> 4Will Jeager keep or gift [Sandile]?
[22:21] <Persi> "Can we eat that one then?"
[22:22] <Edna> "No!"
[22:37] <Edna> "Is this the cavern the professor was talking about? Maybe we'll find him here...and find whatever he was looking for."
[22:38] <Jeager> "Now zhen, I don't vant you all to get hurt again, let me lead ze group. Frahlein, hand me your flashlight."
[22:40] <Beryl> "Eh? Oh, yeah, sure. It was a gift from my mother, so don't go br-" As she was handing it off to Jeager, the light shined over Persi, causing Beryl to let out slight shriek and turn the handing over to throwing over.
[22:41] <Beryl> "...I forgot you came with us."
[22:41] <Persi> The man's face looked straight out of a horror movie, the grin spread across it masklike. "What?"
[22:42] <Jeager> "Ohtoh! Err I mean. Woh!" Jeager caught it between his bicepts as both hands grasped air, forced to catch it with his forearms and chest.
01[22:46] <MrNarrator> The quartet fumble their way through the darkness, with only Beryl's flashlight to lead them.  Several times, they hear sounds approach, only to recede.  After ~30 mins, they find themselves walking uphill and they arrive to the sound of thunder, lightning, and bitter winds.  They are much closer to the peak now than they were before.  A few stray orrange berry bushes dot the crags and nooks of the trail upwards and several of the ripe berries prove to be usable.
01[22:47] <MrNarrator> 4 4x [Cheri berries] Aquired!
06[22:48] * Edna picks the berries!
01[22:52] <MrNarrator> The crescendo of sound and fury reaches it's peak at the summit as a massive bolt of lightning strikes just in front of the party.  A ray of utter light blinds them all, but thankfully, no one is harmed.  As the flash fades, the companions can see the professor entranced by a stone monument, sitting entirely undisturbed by the chaos around him.  And between the learned colleague and themselves stands s yellow, floppy eared lizard, some kind of red and white mouse/weasel, a scaly looking shrew-like creature, and a large, earthen bulk of a pokemon that snorts derisively at them all.  It seems they won't see the professor without a fight!
01[22:52] <MrNarrator> [???] Uncommon Pokemon Encountered!4
01[22:53] <MrNarrator> 4[???] Uncommon Pokemon Encountered!
01[22:53] <MrNarrator> 4[???] RARE Pokemon Encountered!
01[22:55] <MrNarrator> 6 WILL PERSI EVER FIND THE ULTIMATE BARBECUE
01[22:55] <MrNarrator> 13 DOES EDNA SERIOUSLY NEED GLASSES?
01[22:55] <MrNarrator> 7 FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON
01[22:55] <MrNarrator> 7 POKEMON
01[22:56] <MrNarrator> 7 QUALT
01[22:56] <MrNarrator> 7 ADVENTURES
02[22:58] * Jeager ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
02[23:32] * Edna ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Leaving)