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Anon The Nightwalker Part 2: Lemons make everything better

May 27th, 2015
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  1. Story idea by: Anonymous
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  3. Be Anon
  4. >Today was the day
  5. >The Nightwalker was going to go after his biggest prey yet
  6. >The Warden
  7. >But you need your eyes for this
  8. >You want to see the look of terror on her face
  9. >But how can you become invisible without covering your eyes?
  10. >...
  11. >You just got a brilliant idea!
  12. >You'll use invisible ink
  13. >But you don't have invisible ink...
  14. >But you know where to get one of it's ingredient!
  15. >You cover your eyes and make your way to the kitchen sneaking past every guard
  16. >You get into the kitchen
  17. >You grab a bunch of lemons
  18. >You squeeze a bunch of lemon juice out of the lemons and it rains onto you like a bird in a chocolate fountain (Google it)
  19. >You'll be Equestria's Mcarthur Wheeler (Google that too)
  20. >You never learned how that story ended, but it must have ended well for him to become so famous
  21. >You casually stroll past every guard in the hallway
  22. >They all give you strange looks
  23. >They must see the lemon juice dripping to the floor, after all there's no way that they can see you
  24. >You're outside The Warden's office
  25. >You'll own this joint after you pull this off
  26. >You open the door
  27. "Hello Warden."
  28. >She looks up at you
  29. "Anon, what are you doing out of bed? It's been lights out for an hour now young man!
  30. >She must recognize your voice
  31. "But Warden, how can you put someone to bed if you can't even SEE THEM!"
  32. >"Inmate Anonymous what are you talking about? I can see you just fine."
  33. >You pause in the middle of throwing her books everywhere and pelvic thrusting
  34. "Wut?"
  35. >You both stare at each other
  36. >She looks incredibly disappointed in you
  37. >"Two weeks, no pudding."
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