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- Story idea by: Anonymous
- Be Anon
- >Today was the day
- >The Nightwalker was going to go after his biggest prey yet
- >The Warden
- >But you need your eyes for this
- >You want to see the look of terror on her face
- >But how can you become invisible without covering your eyes?
- >...
- >You just got a brilliant idea!
- >You'll use invisible ink
- >But you don't have invisible ink...
- >But you know where to get one of it's ingredient!
- >You cover your eyes and make your way to the kitchen sneaking past every guard
- >You get into the kitchen
- >You grab a bunch of lemons
- >You squeeze a bunch of lemon juice out of the lemons and it rains onto you like a bird in a chocolate fountain (Google it)
- >You'll be Equestria's Mcarthur Wheeler (Google that too)
- >You never learned how that story ended, but it must have ended well for him to become so famous
- >You casually stroll past every guard in the hallway
- >They all give you strange looks
- >They must see the lemon juice dripping to the floor, after all there's no way that they can see you
- >You're outside The Warden's office
- >You'll own this joint after you pull this off
- >You open the door
- "Hello Warden."
- >She looks up at you
- "Anon, what are you doing out of bed? It's been lights out for an hour now young man!
- >She must recognize your voice
- "But Warden, how can you put someone to bed if you can't even SEE THEM!"
- >"Inmate Anonymous what are you talking about? I can see you just fine."
- >You pause in the middle of throwing her books everywhere and pelvic thrusting
- "Wut?"
- >You both stare at each other
- >She looks incredibly disappointed in you
- >"Two weeks, no pudding."
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