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    #include <stdio.h>
    #include <string.h>
    #define CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE(_1, _2) _1 _2
    #define CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE3(_1, _2, _3) _1 _2 _3
    #define CBBUNTZ_LESS_THAN_COMPARISON_OPERATOR <
    #define CBBUNTZ_EQUALS_ASSIGNMENT_OPERATOR =
    #define CBBUNTZ_EQUAL_TO_COMPARISON_OPERATOR ==
    #define CBBUNTZ_COMMA ,
    #define CBBUNTZ_SEMICOLON ;
    #define CBBUNTZ_ASTERISK *
    #define CBBUNTZ_ADDITION_OPERATOR +
    #define CBBUNTZ_INCREMENT_OPERATOR ++
    #define CBBUNTZ_0 0
    #define CBBUNTZ_1 1
    #define CBBUNTZ_2 2
    #define CBBUNTZ_3 3
    #define CBBUNTZ_4 4
    #define CBBUNTZ_5 5
    #define CBBUNTZ_6 6
    #define CBBUNTZ_7 7
    #define CBBUNTZ_8 8
    #define CBBUNTZ_9 9
    #define CBBUNTZ_10 10
    #define CBBUNTZ_ARGUMENT_COUNT argc
    #define CBBUNTZ_ARGUMENT_VECTOR argv
    #define CBBUNTZ_ARRAY array
    #define CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_C c
    #define CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_S s
    #define CBBUNTZ_FORMAT_STRING_FOR_CHARACTER "%c"
    #define CBBUNTZ_FORMAT_STRING_FOR_INTEGER "%d"
    #define CBBUNTZ_CHARACTER char
    #define CBBUNTZ_CONSTANT_AKA_IMMUTABLE_VARIABLE_DESIGNATOR_KEYWORD const
    #define CBBUNTZ_INITIALIZE_FOR_LOOP for
    #define CBBUNTZ_HELLO_STRING "Hello"
    #define CBBUNTZ_COMMA_STRING ","
    #define CBBUNTZ_SPACE_STRING " "
    #define CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_I_STRING "i"
    #define CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_I i
    #define CBBUNTZ_INTEGER_TYPE_DESIGNATOR int
    #define CBBUNTZ_MAIN_FUNCTION main
    #define CBBUNTZ_NEWLINE_CHARACTER '\n'
    #define CBBUNTZ_NEWLINE_STRING "\n"
    #define CBBUNTZ_FUNCTION_THAT_FORMATS_A_STRING_AND_THEN_PRINTS_THE_RESULT_TO_THE_TERMINAL_AFTERWORDS printf
    #define CBBUNTZ_PUTCHARACTER putchar
    #define CBBUNTZ_RETURN return
    #define CBBUNTZ_FUNCTION_THAT_CALCULATES_LENGTH_OF_CHARACTER_ARRAY strlen
    #define CBBUNTZ_WORLD_STRING "World"
    #define CBBUNTZ_EXCLAMATION_MARK_STRING "!"
    #define CBBUNTZ_OPEN_CURLY_BRACE {
    #define CBBUNTZ_CLOSE_CURLY_BRACE }
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE(CBBUNTZ_INTEGER_TYPE_DESIGNATOR,CBBUNTZ_MAIN_FUNCTION)
    (CBBUNTZ_INTEGER_TYPE_DESIGNATOR CBBUNTZ_ARGUMENT_COUNT CBBUNTZ_COMMA
    CBBUNTZ_CHARACTER CBBUNTZ_ASTERISK CBBUNTZ_ARGUMENT_VECTOR[])
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE3(CBBUNTZ_OPEN_CURLY_BRACE,
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE3(
    CBBUNTZ_CONSTANT_AKA_IMMUTABLE_VARIABLE_DESIGNATOR_KEYWORD,
    CBBUNTZ_INTEGER_TYPE_DESIGNATOR,CBBUNTZ_ARRAY)
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE([,])CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE(
    CBBUNTZ_EQUALS_ASSIGNMENT_OPERATOR,CBBUNTZ_OPEN_CURLY_BRACE)
    CBBUNTZ_0 CBBUNTZ_COMMA CBBUNTZ_1 CBBUNTZ_COMMA CBBUNTZ_2 CBBUNTZ_COMMA CBBUNTZ_3 CBBUNTZ_COMMA CBBUNTZ_4
    CBBUNTZ_COMMA CBBUNTZ_5 CBBUNTZ_COMMA CBBUNTZ_6 CBBUNTZ_COMMA CBBUNTZ_7 CBBUNTZ_COMMA CBBUNTZ_8
    CBBUNTZ_COMMA CBBUNTZ_9 CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE(CBBUNTZ_CLOSE_CURLY_BRACE,CBBUNTZ_SEMICOLON)
    CBBUNTZ_INITIALIZE_FOR_LOOP(CBBUNTZ_INTEGER_TYPE_DESIGNATOR
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE3(CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE3(
    CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_I,CBBUNTZ_EQUALS_ASSIGNMENT_OPERATOR,CBBUNTZ_0),
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE3(CBBUNTZ_SEMICOLON,
    CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_I,CBBUNTZ_LESS_THAN_COMPARISON_OPERATOR),
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE3(CBBUNTZ_10,
    CBBUNTZ_SEMICOLON,CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_I)CBBUNTZ_INCREMENT_OPERATOR))
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE(CBBUNTZ_OPEN_CURLY_BRACE,
    CBBUNTZ_FUNCTION_THAT_FORMATS_A_STRING_AND_THEN_PRINTS_THE_RESULT_TO_THE_TERMINAL_AFTERWORDS)
    (CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE3(CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_I_STRING,CBBUNTZ_SPACE_STRING,"=")
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE3(CBBUNTZ_SPACE_STRING,CBBUNTZ_FORMAT_STRING_FOR_INTEGER,CBBUNTZ_NEWLINE_STRING)
    CBBUNTZ_COMMA CBBUNTZ_ARRAY CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE3([,CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_I,]))
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE3(CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE3(CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE3(
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE(CBBUNTZ_SEMICOLON,CBBUNTZ_CLOSE_CURLY_BRACE),
    CBBUNTZ_CONSTANT_AKA_IMMUTABLE_VARIABLE_DESIGNATOR_KEYWORD,
    CBBUNTZ_CHARACTER)CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_S,[,])
    CBBUNTZ_EQUALS_ASSIGNMENT_OPERATOR,CBBUNTZ_HELLO_STRING,
    CBBUNTZ_COMMA_STRING)CBBUNTZ_SPACE_STRING CBBUNTZ_WORLD_STRING
    CBBUNTZ_EXCLAMATION_MARK_STRING CBBUNTZ_EXCLAMATION_MARK_STRING
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE(CBBUNTZ_EXCLAMATION_MARK_STRING,CBBUNTZ_SEMICOLON)
    CBBUNTZ_CONSTANT_AKA_IMMUTABLE_VARIABLE_DESIGNATOR_KEYWORD CBBUNTZ_CHARACTER
    CBBUNTZ_ASTERISK CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_C CBBUNTZ_SEMICOLON
    CBBUNTZ_INITIALIZE_FOR_LOOP(CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE(CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_C,
    CBBUNTZ_EQUALS_ASSIGNMENT_OPERATOR)
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE3(CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_S,CBBUNTZ_SEMICOLON,CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_C)
    CBBUNTZ_LESS_THAN_COMPARISON_OPERATOR
    (CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_S CBBUNTZ_ADDITION_OPERATOR
    CBBUNTZ_FUNCTION_THAT_CALCULATES_LENGTH_OF_CHARACTER_ARRAY
    (CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_S))CBBUNTZ_SEMICOLON
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE(CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_C,CBBUNTZ_INCREMENT_OPERATOR))
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE(CBBUNTZ_OPEN_CURLY_BRACE,
    CBBUNTZ_FUNCTION_THAT_FORMATS_A_STRING_AND_THEN_PRINTS_THE_RESULT_TO_THE_TERMINAL_AFTERWORDS)
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE((
    CBBUNTZ_FORMAT_STRING_FOR_CHARACTER CBBUNTZ_COMMA CBBUNTZ_ASTERISK CBBUNTZ_LOWERCASE_LETTER_C),
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE3)(CBBUNTZ_SEMICOLON,CBBUNTZ_CLOSE_CURLY_BRACE,CBBUNTZ_PUTCHARACTER)
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE((CBBUNTZ_NEWLINE_CHARACTER),CBBUNTZ_SEMICOLON)
    CBBUNTZ_RETURN,CBBUNTZ_0)
    CBBUNTZ_TOKEN_COMBINE(
    CBBUNTZ_SEMICOLON,
    CBBUNTZ_CLOSE_CURLY_BRACE)