Ratricks Day Massacre

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3OH!3 - DONTTRUSTME: 10 This went hard at the high school religious retreat weekend

Ape Escape 3 - Banana Heartbreak: 4 Why do I feel this song would get worse if I found out the context

Aqua - Barbie Girl: 7 On July 21st we will all be Barbie Girls whether we like it or not

Björk - Pluto: 7 Oooooh! Ohhhhhh! Oaaaahh!

Bree Runway - 2ON: 8 Completely unprepared for the switchup, knocked me flat out

Britney Spears - Get Naked (I Got a Plan): 3 Comedy perverts in screwball action comedies:

Car Seat Headrest - Bodys: 11 This is sheer, genuine, unbridled joy. Haven't heard a song yet that better portrays that nervous, sweaty energy of trying to talk yourself to put yourself out there for someone, and then the rush of saying "hell with it" and diving right in. Wonderfully builds and builds and, sure enough like Will promises, rewards you with an explosive, cathartic chorus that bursts to life. The perfect needledrop for the romcom playing in your head. And personally, I'm not that young anymore, and I sure as hell was never all that thin, but for six minutes of bliss, I'm not worried about anything but moving this body and dancing all of the dances right now. My second favorite song of all time! I just love this song so much and I am already mentally steeling myself for it to be nuked from orbit

CHVRCHES - Clearest Blue: 10 I just wanna live inside this song

CHVRCHES - Leave A Trace: 9 Love her voice on this one

Cobra Starship - Good Girls Go Bad (feat. Leighton Meester): 1 If I was a spy trying to disguise myself as a pophead this is probably the score that gets me caught. (Their Snakes on a Plane song is a 10 though)

Cocteau Twins - Heaven or Las Vegas: 5 They copyright struck Genius and took down the lyrics so that we'll never know what they're singing again

Fergie - Glamorous (feat. Ludacris): 6 I don't blame Jack Harlow, it's a helluva hook

Frank Ocean - Pink + White: 9 All this song does is make me even more upset that we've gone this long without a new Frank Ocean album

Full Tac - Where’s My Juul?? (feat. Lil Mariko): 9 This is just Shoes for the modern era

Gavin Turek - Good Look For You: 10 A bit iffy on those low synth notes throughout, but this is just too infectious and full of joy to really care tbh

GFRIEND - Rough: 10 Shoutout Ratricks spot winners for sending the two kpop songs that were on my shortlist for the next indieheads charity rate

Girls’ Generation - Into the New World: 8 Anime opening ass instrumentals & melody (complimentary)

Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams: 9 Old enough to remember the mashup of this and Wonderwall getting actual radio play. What a more innocent time that was

Hikaru Utada - traveling: 8 Popheads Rates roadtrip with Hikaru Utada

Janet Jackson - Nasty: 9 It's me, I'm the nasty boy

Jill Scott - Exclusively: 5 I commend the audacity to work so hard to win a Ratricks spot and send spoken word poetry

John Cage - 4’33”: 6 Was originally gonna comment all the sounds I heard around me in the silence but I forgot I was wearing noise-cancelling headphones

Kali Uchis - Dead To Me: 6

Katamari Damacy - Lonely Rolling Star: 6

Kelsey Lu - Poor Fake: 8 Me when I commit identity fraud on the popheads discord server

Kylie Minogue - Confide In Me: 7 Typing "is this Trip Hop?" as my comment when this was literally in the indieheads Trip Hop Bonus Rate

LOONA - Hi High: 7 Can't believe they went this far to break the boycott smdh

Miranda Cosgrove - Dancing Crazy: 4 I'm irrationally bothered by the way she pronounces "dancing"

My Chemical Romance - Mama: 8 I will not reference the lowest hanging fruit I will not reference the lowest hanging fruit I will not reference the lowest hanging fruit

The National - Bloodbuzz Ohio: 10 Looking back, a lot of my old Tumblr mutuals were The National stans/Matt Berninger thirst blogs. How I left that site still straight I'll never know

Orange Caramel - Catallena: 10 #ReleaseTheHah!Cut

Paramore - Misery Business: 8 NOOOOO HAYLEY!! DON'T USE THAT WORD! YOU CAN AVOID YEARS OF DISCOURSE BY JUST USING "BORE" INSTEAD!! HAYLEY NOOOOOO!!!

Persona 4 Dancing All Night - Dance!: 10 All future games should come out with spinoff dancing rhythm games on the off chance it creates the ultimate bop

Rihanna - Roc Me Out: 7 Scores solidly on the bad bitch meter

Rina Sawayama - Tokyo Love Hotel: 10 Transcendent

Selena Gomez - Me & The Rhythm: 5 Sounds like a decent modern day pop hit

Sun-El Musician - Akanamali (feat. Samthing Soweto): 8 Instrumentals sound lovely and a fantastic last minute

The Chainsmokers - Closer (feat. Halsey): 8 Can't wait til my kids get into rating and get to give Closer a score of their own one day

Tkay Maidza - 24k: 10 Wish I did this rate, got hard into this and the MagBay EP. The fattest damn groove around, the chorus sends my ears into another dimension

YOASOBI - 夜に駆ける: 9 I feel I've grown as a rater since Tik Tok rate one and a half years ago, and I'm proud to show it by giving this wonderful track ONE extra point

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