The Strange Man Chronicles Episode 1: Origins

Episode 1, Origins
<i>"I dashed out of the lab, running for my life as the scientists chased me. I hid behind a rock and disguised myself as a plant to thwart my pursuers. They already knew about my shape shifting abilities but I was still too hard to detect. I blasted into the sky to seek revenge on Gabidou. I locked-on to Palett Town in the Kanto region and headed straight for him. He was giving his Gardevoir a blowjob. I interrupted by raking my claws on the back of the unaware Gabidou. He squealed in pain. In defense of it's trainer, Gardevoir created a small black hole. Gardevoir collapsed from creating the black hole and died. I shot Gabidou in the neck and he fell into the black hole along with Gardevoir. I sealed the hole up and went to Gotham City to get my next target.
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 I asked the locals about Dias17se, the big man. I got a  lot of information on him. Little did I know that this man was going to be much harder to kill than Gabidou. I flew to his apartment and though of an idea. I would throw a smoke grenade into their living room and then slice and dice. I looked in and saw Dias and his female Bunny guards sitting on a couch together watching TV. I hopped in and realized I had no smoke grenades left! The bunnies took out their dagger and started climbing on the wall. They were wearing skimpy clothing and not built for combat so I jumped onto one's back with my spike shoes and did the same to the other. Dias took out his dual pistols and started firing randomly.
"Die!!!!!" Screamed Dias. I threw my ninja dagger and hit him between the eyes. It was a decoy! "Hello motherfucker!". Dias stabbed me thousand of times but I was no weakling. I reached up and dug my fingers into his ears and ripped his head clean off and kicked his body right off the balcony. I heard sirens already and knew I had to get out of there. Going out the balcony would be too risky. Smoke enveloped my body and I disintegrated. Then right outside Gotham's city line I appeared out of thin air.
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 I went to a nearby village. The elder of the village told me about a mob boss, Curado. I already knew about him. He was known throughout the world for his quick temper and violent nature. I took the train to go to Zhertbar, Siberia. I took a seat on the train. Suddenly, a group of Furry Clan members lead an assault on the train. I climbed up the ladder to see some Wolf grunts. They were easy to kill. I stabbed both in the stomach before they could chomp down on me. A sleek Vixen with 2 dagger lunged at me, only to be impaled by a spear I jabbed into it's stomach. I looked ahead past the other furries and saw their leader, Battleship. "Welcome, Strange Man." said Battleship. "You, your mischeif will stop NOW!" Battleship dodged the spear and called some Wolves and other Foxes. They growled at me but I wasn't intimidated a bit. I took one of the Foxes and ripped him in half. The other 2 charged at me and fell off the train to their death. "Ha ha ha!" laughed Battleship. He fired lasers from his gun. They all hit me and I fell down. "Any last words?" said Battleship, ready to stomp on my face. "Yes, look over there!" He looked and I grabbed his leg and yanked it off and whacked him repeatedly until he was dead. Just to be sure, I put a grenade inside his throat. And pushed the furry off the train. Well now we can continue to Siberia!"</i>
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Continued in Episode 2, Russia