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- A long time ago, in a village far, far away...
- There was a boy. A completely ordinary, run-off-the-mill boy that particularly enjoyed playing with toy cars, pretending to fight with other boys and medieval battles with wooden swords and paper helmets.
- One day, while he was rustling his jimmies, he heard a peculiar noise from inside a closet. Confused and courageous, he came up to the closet and quickly opened it.
- A skeleton popped out and spooked the EVERLIVING ASSFUCK OUT OF THE BOY HOLY FUCK A SKELETON OH MY SHITAGGGGGASKJGBHSFN:B J"BSH
- Anyways, he got spooked so hard he fell in a coma that lasted eleven years. Unbeknownst to him and everybody else, he had a bevy of in-active autistic conditions that came to life in his coma. He sat up and looked at the clock. 2010, it was. He knew just what to do.
- With his newly-acquired autism and ripe age of 22, he fell and gibbered out of the bed, barrel-rolling around until he reached the doorway and escaped his terrible imprisonment. The next challenge awaited, however; A hallway.
- INSERT CLIFFHANGER HERE
- TO BE CONTINBRO'D
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