Cafde's Job

How Cafde handled unemployment

One day, Steve Micheal Justin "Cafde" Reilver woke up, next to Rosa Parks. "Thanks for the fuck baby" said Cafde, and banned ZFG. Rosa Parks was dead though, so she didn't give a fuck. Cafde thought to himself "God damn dude, I need a job" so he went on yahoo answers and asked "How do I get a job?"

Unfortunately, Cafde was dorming with CHC and his dad cut the router off, so he had to learn another way of getting a job. On the way out the door, he saw CHC working on his traps. "DUDE how did you get such nice traps?" asked Cafde. "Sorry bro, that's a whole nother fuckin story."

Cafde left his house (shouldn't it be dorm?), "I have just done what ZFG has never dared to do." Feeling bold, Cafde walked up to Google's doors and asked for a position as CEO of their company.

"Enjoying, his new job, Cafde decided what to do next ^^" said MrGrunz, narrating this story. Cafde's first order of business as CEO of google was removing MrGrunz from experience (3 votes).

Cafde was thinking of ways to put this job to good use. Meanwhile, Cafde's arch nemesis, IngBot, was using google to find how many people found IngBot funnier than Mikkayla. Cafde, taking advantage of this situation, used his position of power to ban IngBot from using Google's servers, then thanked Elminster for the idea.

After a hard day's work, Cafde went home, clocking in at 10 minutes of pay, he was able to afford a new home. "Fuck you CHC, you can have Rosa Parks" said Cafde, and used Chanserv to remove his dorm from existence.

Not knowing where to live, Cafde went on yahoo answers, and asked "Where should I live now?" and Stonenot replied, my sister has an available apartment. She's living with Pheenoh, but he won't mind, he's a fag.

So it was settled, Cafde was moving in with the McMeanos. Using his new budget, as a moving in gift, Cafde bought everyone some Egg McMeanos from McDonalds, the Egg McMuffin of all breakfast sandwiches. Using eggs from below the penis, the workers were happy to fulfill this order.

"Fuck dude, my sandwich hatched!" exclaimed Pheenoh. Cafde, not pleased, decided to make all google searches direct to a yahoo answers page asking where to set all the google searches to.

Cafde's employers were not pleased, and Cafde was promptly fired!!! Cafde was the best thing that ever happened to search engines and because of them Cafde is DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

"How am I going to deal with unemployment?" Cafde typed into yahoo answers. SassyCassie gave Cafde a blowjob.

the end