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- this.results.ideal = "The ideal postmodern family. Remember to vote!";
- this.results.oneDadTwoMom = "One daddy and two mommies - that\'s hot";
- this.results.twoDadOneMom = "Two daddies and one mommy - I smell rotisserie!";
- this.results.noKids = "Creepy adult communes rule! The world is overpopulated enough - spend the college fund on swinging parties instead";
- this.results.nuclear = "Do you live in the dark ages? Do you hate difference? What is wrong with you?";
- this.results.imageMonkey = "Monkeys are our cousins, and excellent for preening you before school";
- this.results.imageHorse = "Girls love horses, for obvious reasons";
- this.results.imageSister = "A close family is a happy family. If it\'s good enough for royalty, it\'s good enough for you";
- this.results.imageHomeless = "Bringing a homeless person into your family is like adopting an adult. The neighbors will just think you\'ve taken in a hipster";
- this.results.imageImmigrant = "An illegal immigrant - one less income to declare on the joint tax return";
- this.results.imageStripper = "A stripper is self-sufficient, good for morale and earns well in a recession";
- this.results.imageOldLady = "Old ladies are great. Sometimes Daddy likes to drive a vintage";
- this.results.imageNudist = "A nudist means fun for all the family! Mostly confined to the house for legal reasons, so a great babysitter";
- this.results.imageTv = "Television really is the best parent money can buy";
- this.results.imageWeedbag = "The family that smokes together stays together";
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