Hug Dealer Chronicles: The Chronicle 2

>Hand over fist, you continue to rake in bits.
>When Blueblood was found to be the meat in a minotaur sandwich, he was shamed and got out of the hug business.
>Wanting to put a stop to his price gouging anyway, you stepped in to take over his territory in Canterlot.
>The price of hugs went down and business went way up.
>As a matter of fact, business is so good that it's getting harder and harder to launder all the dirty bits that get slipped under tables to your flunkies who handle all the small time deals while you take care of the bigger customers.
>Much like you are in this moment.
>"Oh Anonymous, you must have magic in those hands of yours. Not even my husband can make me feel like this."
"Let's not worry about him for now Princess. For the next hour, it's all about you." You say while running a brush through her tri-colored mane as her head lays peacefully on your lap.
>"I just absolutely LOVE having somepony competent doing my hair like this. It's a chore to do it myself and crystal ponies aren't terribly skilled at working with flowing manes like mine."
"I can imagine it takes sometime to fix this up when it gets frazzled."
>"Oh don't get me started. I actually almost called off the wedding because one of the maids got a brush tangled up in it."
"I'd certainly hope not, it's the whole reason Twilight brought the girls and I out here."
>"And I do appreciate the help, I'm just worried if I'm being a bridezilla about things."
"Don't worry your pretty little head. We know it's just the pre-marital jitters. Twilight honestly seems more uptight about this wedding than anyone else here, but I prefer to keep my nose out of her business since my operation is in a bit of a legal gray area."
>"You must do well for yourself if this is the kind of service you always provide."
"Well I'm certainly not strapped for cash."
>She rolls over to look up at you.
>"Have you ever considered marriage?"
"I just don't think I have the time to pursue a relationship AND run my business, especially with the recent expansion. Why do you ask?"
>"Oh just a thought. Captain of the guard is an impressive title but doesn't have the same kind of pull that a hoof full of bits does."
"Are you implying something Princess?"
>"Only that it wouldn't be too hard for you to sweep me off my hooves and take me as your bride instead."
>This isn't the first time you've been given an offer like this but given the situation, you can't help but feel a little more than shocked.
"Whoa there little pony, some jokes can only be taken so far."
>"But I'm not joking, the love you have is so sweet and tender. I must have it for myself." She says while throwing her hooves over your shoulders.
"Now wait a min-"
>You're cut off when her lips press against yours and you feel some strange tingling sensation as your body begins to feel sluggish.
>Finding the strength to push her off and back onto the bed, you catch her horn flashing green as she licks her lips in satisfaction.
>"Yes~ Now I know I must have more of you."
>Her horn glows again and you can feel the energy seeping out of your body as it seems to get harder and harder to stand under your own weight.
>Once you've fallen to your knees, she approaches you and begins to moan in ecstasy as she continues to feed off you.
>Vision fading, you focus as hard as you can before shooting your hand out and getting a grip on her horn.
>Squeezing it with what little strength you have left, she cries out in pain before erupting in a green flash that reveals her true form.
>You have no idea what this thing standing before you is, but it's clearly not Princess Cadance and suddenly Twilight's skepticism makes a whole lot more sense.
>You shakily get back on your feet while maintaining your grip before leading her by the horn back onto the bed.
"You want my love?"
>You throw yourself on top of her and lock her up in the tightest bearhug you can muster.
"Then you pay like everybody else."
>She greedily begins to suck up all you give her and while it's hard to maintain consciousness at first, she eventually starts draining less and less as she is apparently getting full.
"Thought you wanted all my love for yourself, by the way, you've still got forty-five minutes left."
>"Please... wait... I'm so... full."
"Sorry, I just want to make sure that you're completely satisfied with my services."
>You bring your cheek up against her chitinous face and begin nuzzling her as she moans blissfully.
>It's not long before she stops struggling completely and returns your embrace.
>While she enjoys her sensory overload, you try to think up a way to cover yourself for when they find the two of you since Applejack will surely come get you when the time is up but you'd prefer not to let her lie to ponies for your sake.
>Sometime later, you're woken up by none other than your business partner Applejack who helps you subdue the still spaced out impostor princess.
>The alarm goes out and luckily enough, Twilight found the real Princess Cadance in some underground tunnels.
>Cadance frees her husband from the changeling queens magic and he is then able to repel the invading army while Celestia investigates the situation.
>"I'm just having trouble understanding WHY Chrysalis would risk giving herself away to steal love from more than just Shining Armor since she's incapable of answering me herself."
"I already fucking told you, I don't know why either. She must've cast a spell on me and it wasn't until I felt my strength leaving me that I decided to resist her. The fact that I was able to overload that skank with my love was just good luck on my end since there was nothing else I could do. What's so fucking hard to believe about that?"
>"Anonymous! That's no way to speak to somepony."
>"It's ok Princess Celestia. He must simply still be drained from Chrysalis' magic. She was still feeding off of him long after she went unconscious."
"Thank you Twilight. Now if you all will excuse me, I'm getting on the first train home so I can get some fucking sleep and put this horrible experience behind me."
>"But what about the wedding?"
"I honestly couldn't even bring myself to give two squirts of shit about that right now Twily. So to the happy bride and groom, goodbye and good luck."
>It's going to be a while before you feel like your old self again but on the bright side it seems that you helped save the day.
"Whoop-dee-fucking-doo."
>Yeah definitely going to be a while.