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Copypasta: I masturbated inside a minion.

Apr 2nd, 2020
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  1. It was a numbingly cold night; quite abnormal to my country’s usual temperate climate. Little ice crystals began forming on the outside of my face as I began shivering uncontrollably from the sudden blast of piercingly cold air that struck me. I had been forced to abandon my car halfway en route home as it had broken down unexpectedly. “Too unexpectedly” I thought to myself suspiciously. I felt as if the whole world was against me as I slowly drudged home.
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  3. I gave a deep sigh of relief when I finally arrived home. I was famished and so decided to make my favorite: bacon and eggs. As I was cooking, through the corner of my eye, I noticed a petite yellow object shaped like a tic tac and dressed in dark blue overalls glaring at me. It was Stuart. The minion plush toy that I received as a joke birthday present several months ago.
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  5. And... I felt something. Something that I had felt before, although **never** to a plush toy. I was confused as to why this was happening but before I could reason with myself, instinct kicked in and I dropped what I was doing, grabbed Stuart and ran upstairs.
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  7. I started by slowly pressing my throbbing cock up against the minion before gently inserting it through the slit that I made in its backside. I started pumping away in his minion asshole slowly, at first, but steadily speeding up until I was on the brink of cumming, in a constant state of pure ecstasy. “Oh yeah, Daddy’s gonna use his pump station to fill your minion hole up”. Eventually, the pleasure was too much to handle and I screamed “I’m gonna cummm!” as I shot thick streams of cum inside of Stuart’s warm, yellow and moist backside.
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  9. I then looked down on what I had just done with complete and utter disgust before passing out from sheer exhaustion.
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