>Ross and Maria: Battleplans and Idle Chatter

(2:16:02 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Okay. I hauled you two in here for a reason and it's pretty important as far as reasons go or so I figure |>
(2:16:27 PM) twinkleFins: what*s wrong?
(2:16:31 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Spenih's engaging in a pattern of behaviour I can't allow to continue |>
(2:17:11 PM) twinkleFins: tell me.
(2:17:15 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| She's been going off on her own to hunt the Host because she feels physically compelled to |>
(2:17:39 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| On Lands where nobody is even approaching the Underworlds so it hasn't even got that to justify it |>
(2:18:13 PM) ventricularPipefitter: She's. Mn. She's always had a Thing about angels.
(2:18:28 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| How long has it been a physical compulsion? |>
(2:18:43 PM) twinkleFins: ... do you think it is other corruption?
(2:18:59 PM) twinkleFins: driving her to attack the enemies of the horrorterrors?
(2:19:03 PM) ventricularPipefitter: 'Compulsion' would be putting it too strong.
(2:19:14 PM) ventricularPipefitter: And of /course/ it has something to do with that.
(2:20:11 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| She literally said she felt compelled |>
(2:20:51 PM) twinkleFins: ... i*ll talk to her about this the next time i see her.
(2:21:01 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Mn. You're supposed to keep someone away from what enables her.
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(2:22:04 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I can't keep her out the Underworld. I'm also banned from going down there to help. She's staying up here until Mornei recovers |>
(2:22:18 PM) twinkleFins: nnn.
(2:22:37 PM) twinkleFins: i*ll keep an eye on chat for her.
(2:22:48 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| But we can't do this on our own. You guys mind exerting peer pressure to help us out? |>
(2:23:14 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Simple as pretending our roles are reversed.
(2:23:22 PM) ventricularPipefitter: And *she's* trying to guilt-trip *me*
(2:23:57 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| She is? For what? |>
(2:25:45 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Naw, I mean.
(2:25:57 PM) ventricularPipefitter: "I will do that thing to her"
(2:26:02 PM) ventricularPipefitter: "That she usually does to me."
(2:26:14 PM) twinkleFins: hahaha~***
(2:26:24 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Don't let her circle you around the subject |>
(2:26:25 PM) twinkleFins: moirails are made to exert pressure~~~~********
(2:26:25 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Although it probably will not involve typing a ':<'
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(2:27:22 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...wonder if we can lean on 'Maid' for this rather than Sand, ARCwise
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(2:35:00 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Maria, how much of a terrible person am I for finding that story funny?
(2:35:52 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Horrific |>
(2:35:58 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Leave my sight. Never return |>
(2:36:44 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Right then.
(2:40:43 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Not Funny, got it.
(2:40:55 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Never funny |>
(2:42:00 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...Toni agreed to delete it yet?
(2:42:14 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I don't know |>
(2:42:16 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| She had /better/ |>
(2:44:09 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter sighs.
(2:45:02 PM) ventricularPipefitter: First OP, now Toni.
(2:45:07 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Just.
(2:45:15 PM) twinkleFins: mislul, even when toni is at full maturity, she*s rather childish.
(2:45:34 PM) twinkleFins: you may be waiting a while for her to realize why you*re angry at her.
(2:45:40 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I can wait |>
(2:45:46 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I am good at waiting |>
(2:46:21 PM) twinkleFins: by a while i mean several sessions.
(2:46:58 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I can wait |>
(2:47:31 PM) twinkleFins: ... you are adorably stubborn~***
(2:47:42 PM) ***twinkleFins kisses mislul*s cheek~***
(2:47:52 PM) twinkleFins: i will try to make toni see sense, but it may take a while~***
(2:48:42 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Don't do that please |>
(2:50:05 PM) twinkleFins: ah... which part?
(2:50:52 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| The bit where you kissed my cheek |>
(2:51:08 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Given recent events I am not feeling that big on physical affection of any sort, I'm afraid |>
(2:52:57 PM) twinkleFins: my apologies, mislul.
(2:53:09 PM) twinkleFins: may i still call you adorable?
(2:53:18 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| If you want, I suppose |>
(2:57:48 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Maria" ( ...so you know the fight Amar and I had? )
(2:58:24 PM) ***mislaidLullaby PMs "Venpip" ( <| I do now. Elaborate |> )
(3:03:40 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Thank you for your help, Nagdra.
(3:03:56 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Do you mind if Mislul and I speak privately now?
(3:05:23 PM) twinkleFins: not at all~
(3:05:29 PM) ***twinkleFins left the memo
(3:08:27 PM) ventricularPipefitter: You...didn't know? Huh. Well, that simultaneously explains why you hadn't torn into me about it. And is yet another failure/success of the Sburb.org Gossip System in play. I'd have figured everyone knew.
(3:09:22 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| What's happened? |>
(3:10:34 PM) ventricularPipefitter: We had a fight.
(3:10:53 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Not an ash-fight.
(3:11:21 PM) ventricularPipefitter: A 'my knife is made of words and I'm going to stab you' fight.
(3:11:32 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| ...Why? |>
(3:12:35 PM) ventricularPipefitter: How long have you known me?
(3:12:58 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I don't know. Around five years, give or take? |>
(3:14:46 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Or 'about a session and a half,' my perspective. So if I say, "I did that thing that I do," do you know what I'm taking about?
(3:15:33 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Assume I don't |>
(3:16:02 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Just generally assume I'm a stupid-stupid-dumb-dumb who knows jack shit about your behaviour |>
(3:16:44 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...okay. Did you catch when I had the thing with Skye about Mornei?
(3:17:09 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Dare I ask what the fuck you said about Mornei? |>
(3:17:16 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Wait. No. That's a diversion. We don't need that |>
(3:19:19 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Right. Then.
(3:19:34 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| No running around in circles. What did you do? Why? |>
(3:19:37 PM) ventricularPipefitter: [>Ross: Take a breath, hold, let it out.]
(3:25:01 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I say stupid hurtful things. To hurt people. Bonus points if they're based on the truth.
(3:25:12 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| ... |>
(3:26:43 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| And you do this because....? |>
(3:27:28 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I don't fucking know! Because I'm a Smith?
(3:27:55 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| So am I and I don't try and stab everybody in the face with a fork called painful words! |>
(3:28:10 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I...I -joked- that I was dressing-down Ock in PM, and he called me on it because that wasn't quite what was going on but he'd been misbehaving earlier. And. And something clicked into place and I decided to show him what 'tearing into him' would really look like. To prove a point or something
(3:29:07 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Have you apologised? |>
(3:30:47 PM) ventricularPipefitter: While that's always been good enough before, I...I'm not sure this is something I can apologize for and make it all better. Li -- sorry that's suggestedNegligence -- tasked me to sit down with the log of our argument and pick apart what I did and why it was wrong
(3:31:49 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Then apologise as a start and go from there |>
(3:32:04 PM) ventricularPipefitter: This *is* the apology. I'm trying to put it together.
(3:32:07 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Slow going.
(3:33:14 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Have you considered the fact that leaving a huge gap between the event and the apology is gonna make things possibly worse, right? |>
(3:33:48 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Bit too late for that, innit?
(3:34:11 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| That's not an excuse for not trying |>
(3:34:18 PM) ventricularPipefitter: It just seemed better to have absolutely nothing to do with eachother until we'd cooled down at first.
(3:34:19 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| And yes I know you're trying but he won't will he? |>
(3:35:17 PM) twinkleFins is now known as soulHooks
(3:37:47 PM) ventricularPipefitter: We had to speak a little while ago. He should know.
(3:38:32 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Now forgive me if I suddenly get a lot more touchy, because it turns out Lunlun passed a law that she can't apologise to me for what she's done until I say sorry to her and I am not cool with this |>
(3:40:08 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Well. That's. Inane.
(3:40:59 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Seriously what the /hell/ is with this chat lately. I am going to start instituting reccomended reading of GM's book or something I swear
(3:41:12 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| All the same you done fucked up and I am glad that you at least get this |>
(3:41:41 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| If it weren't for the fact I would go insane I would seriously consider doing a 360 and moonwalking out for good I swear to the Messiahs |>
(3:41:57 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Please don't go.
(3:42:39 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Why should I stay? I've nothing to offer that somebody else doesn't cover better |>
(3:43:06 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Not to mention if they write this sort of shit without any regard to how I feel I am not much inclined to stick around and see what comes next |>
(3:44:50 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| What next? |>
(3:44:59 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...okay wait let me see if I can find a less selfish way to say what just popped into my head.
(3:45:21 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| No. Really. Run your mouth |>
(3:45:24 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Everybody else does |>
(3:46:29 PM) ventricularPipefitter: 'Running my mouth' doesn't work too well for me, if I haven't made that clear enough. But. "Please stay. I'd like Ock to have something to come back to."
(3:47:22 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Ah |>
(3:47:36 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I ain't really that special, frankly |>
(3:48:05 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter coughs.
(3:48:48 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Also. I don't give a damn about special.
(3:49:10 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I give a damn about 'people who are important to the people that are important to me.'
(3:49:38 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Nobody even told me he walked out. Would he notice? |>
(3:49:42 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Would any of you notice? |>
(3:50:03 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I'd sure as hell notice.
(3:50:27 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Skye'd ask after you, if you weren't sharing a session.
(3:50:59 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Skye doesn't even ask after me in this session |>
(3:51:01 PM) ventricularPipefitter: What's the troll word? Between him and Spenih, you're as good as clade for me.
(3:51:19 PM) ventricularPipefitter: You're in her thoughts, though.
(3:52:21 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Pretty sure she only picked me up as an apprentice because otherwise I'd be running with susbas |>
(3:52:39 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| And he only just returned from silence the other day |>
(3:53:34 PM) ventricularPipefitter: susbas?
(3:54:27 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Short for...?
(3:54:42 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| You remember the guy who screamed AMERICA a lot and handed out liberty points? |>
(3:54:48 PM) ventricularPipefitter: oh god he's back
(3:54:51 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| It's him. suspiciousBastion |>
(3:54:55 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| And he is a lot calmer, thank you |>
(3:55:11 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Glad to hear. He made me uncomfortable.
(3:55:47 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| All the same, if I hadn't got tangled up with him, I hardly think she would've noticed me |>
(3:56:25 PM) ventricularPipefitter: So? Aelf and I could have just been another UU-and-go.
(3:57:17 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Aelf is luccht, right? |>
(3:57:23 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Lucid, yes.
(3:58:05 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Well pardon my language, but she's a fuckin' genius whose written stuff that's helped a load of us out so it stands that she's something important like |>
(3:58:26 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I have offered jack /shit/ to this community except my rage and anger and that doesn't help anybody here |>
(4:02:27 PM) ventricularPipefitter: That ain't why she's my friend.
(4:06:17 PM) ventricularPipefitter: And /anyone/, violent idiot or prideful soultwister, can be a friend.
(4:06:35 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Personal relationships keep us alive and sane, Maria.
(4:08:13 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...and everytime I thought I had a choice in who I was and wasn't going to care about, I laughed in my face and went ahead and did it anyways.
(4:12:57 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Dammit.
(4:13:14 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Nothing's holding together any more.
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(4:38:20 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I can't keep doing this |>
(4:40:09 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Venpip, I can't keep this session running on my own and deal with the chat and it's drama and everything all at once |>
(4:40:43 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Something's gonna give, and I get the feeling it's going to be me |>
(4:41:41 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Between Skye's new habits and Rick's new instincts and people saying /stupid/ thing after /stupid/ thing and |>
(4:41:59 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Something is going to give and it's going to be disastrous |>
(4:42:24 PM) soulHooks is now known as grasshopperFarmer
(4:42:58 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I.
(4:43:02 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I know how you feel.
(4:44:04 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| This is my second session. I don't know how to cope |>
(4:44:31 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I'd say pull back and focus on your game and not the chat, normally.
(4:46:21 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Normally? |>
(4:47:00 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Well, you said it was also stressing you out
(4:51:20 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I can't even remember which bit is stressing me out more anymore |>
(4:52:01 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Honestly? Probably not the chat.
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(5:02:49 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Bah, Whatever.
(5:02:59 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| This is true |>
(5:03:16 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| In the chat I am not the only person there who has not suffered a corruption incident this session |>
(5:05:09 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Right, that's a thing. It's hard to be the closest thing to 'sane' in a bubble full of crazy.
(5:05:18 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Drags you down.
(5:06:59 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| It's another chain around my neck |>
(5:10:22 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| ... |>
(5:11:03 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ?
(5:11:49 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Something come to mind?
(5:12:05 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Scratch what I just said |>
(5:12:21 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| The chat is sacrificing a soul against what everybody is saying and tenthe just Sang again |>
(5:15:34 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Fuck everything |>
(5:19:14 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I.
(5:19:14 PM) ventricularPipefitter: What.
(5:19:22 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Do I need to get in there
(5:19:28 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...of course I do.
(5:19:43 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| We're now re-assuring Eleria that she is actually doing well and the vets do, in fact, cry sometimes |>
(5:25:14 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I spent last night /bawling/
(5:28:02 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I'm sorry |>
(5:29:38 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Thanks.
(5:30:58 PM) ventricularPipefitter: It was Stan, earthenElemental.
(5:31:08 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Myra's Time player.
(5:31:30 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Then I hope he finds peace |>
(5:31:47 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I hope he finds her.
(5:32:01 PM) ventricularPipefitter: They could catch up.
(5:32:13 PM) ventricularPipefitter: (( Oh shoot tearing up again. ))
(5:36:19 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Here's hoping, eh? |>
(5:36:56 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Yeah. Yeah.
(5:37:30 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Why don't you and I talk more often?
(5:37:47 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I don't really know |>
(5:38:10 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I think it's 'cos I'm just sorta there but you got important shit to deal with so I figure I should just leave you to it like |>
(5:38:17 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...y'wanna change that?
(5:38:32 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Dare I ask which part? |>
(5:38:51 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Th' not-talking part.
(5:39:01 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Ah |>
(5:39:05 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| ...Sure. Why not? |>
(5:39:53 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| You already gave me half an eight-and-eight after all |>
(5:40:10 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Hah. Suppose I did.
(5:40:24 PM) ventricularPipefitter: As long as idiots hamfist their soulfingers or I get tapped on to talk somebody through a crisis or I'm trying to figure out how the hell I caused a doomed timeline in *someone else's session*, I'll always have important shit to do. Doesn't mean I can't take breaks.
(5:41:02 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| You can cause timeline crashes in another session? |>
(5:43:16 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I have. Once. Apparently that's a thing that you can do when you have time travel and a linear chatroom and intersession communication.
(5:43:37 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I'll keep that in mind before I go off on one again |>
(5:51:11 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Words are powerful.
(5:51:18 PM) ventricularPipefitter: We could all do better to remember that.
(5:51:43 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| It's surprising how much you can do with a simple change in 'em |>
(5:51:57 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Thank you for showing me that much at least, Bard and Smith |>
(5:53:53 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Hell, even where you put the focus of the sentence messes with it |>
(5:54:19 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Mm-hmn.
(5:55:03 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Heh, Smith of Breath. You've done my native proud, and not in an easy combination.
(5:55:18 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Only took four years to get it |>
(5:56:14 PM) ventricularPipefitter: So?
(5:57:06 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| 's hardly the most impressive of feats |>
(5:57:22 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Girl, being ALIVE in the situation you're in in an impressive feat.
(5:57:57 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Alive, and sane, and not a corrupt mess.
(5:59:14 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Others have done the same and handled it far better |>
(5:59:58 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Name 'em. Name me who's done what you've done.
(6:00:29 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| You and all the other Founders travelled the Ring. Impcab and her session have too |>
(6:00:42 PM) ventricularPipefitter: We spent two years. You were in longer.
(6:00:43 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| The two trolls with the wrigglers- They're out there too |>
(6:01:07 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| PKer that was Beth- Basically half the fora has had one of those I swear |>
(6:01:59 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| SDs - Spenih had one before and we had that one on the chat that some Rain player wanted to help before it got killed because what he tried didn't work |>
(6:02:17 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Dying. Who hasn't? |>
(6:02:41 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Angels. Tenthe.  |>
(6:02:45 PM) ventricularPipefitter: And Abel.
(6:03:10 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| And Eleria |>
(6:03:22 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Sursil and tunpap |>
(6:03:56 PM) ventricularPipefitter: How about 'clearing a session that isn't yours' or 'Punched out Picklejar'
(6:04:15 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I only did that second one because I stole her glasses |>
(6:04:28 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| And I'm sure others must have done the first |>
(6:05:12 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Okay. Now how many Replayers have done /all/ /of/ /these/ /things/?
(6:05:19 PM) ventricularPipefitter: In a short time period?
(6:05:24 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| The Skaia thing...Yeah Rick and I are the are kinda weird there but still |>
(6:05:34 PM) ventricularPipefitter: But still nothing.
(6:05:36 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Does four years count as short? |>
(6:06:05 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Everything what's happened since you arrived does.
(6:06:27 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| 's not really that impressive |>
(6:07:03 PM) ventricularPipefitter: It's /unprecedented/.
(6:07:56 PM) ventricularPipefitter: You realize I tend to forget you're only on your second Role?
(6:07:56 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Mornei's done more than I have |>
(6:08:23 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I'm not talking about Mornei right now.
(6:10:07 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| That's 'cos I puff myself up like Rick and act like I have experience when I don't |>
(6:10:51 PM) ventricularPipefitter: 'Veteran's' more a state of mind than a session count.
(6:12:33 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I still don't reckon I qualify |>
(6:13:12 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Well, that's for us old farts to decide, not that you get any choice in the matter.
(6:13:52 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I will protest until the day Skaia decides to throw a song and dance number before escorting us all out the door with little party hats |>
(6:14:33 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Party bags may or may not be involved |>
(6:15:22 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter laughs!
(6:15:51 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Go on. Keep laughing. I'll make sure your hat is terrible |>
(6:16:00 PM) ventricularPipefitter: So long as it isn't doofy.
(6:16:19 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I will also make sure it is doofy and covered in pictures of frogs |>
(6:16:28 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I will trade it for Vitt's hat, then.
(6:16:40 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Vitt's hat will also be covered in frogs |>
(6:17:04 PM) ***ventricularPipefitter laughs.
(6:17:06 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Never let it be said that I am not a cruel and malicious person. It is who I was raised to be |>
(6:17:07 PM) ventricularPipefitter: He would wear both of them.
(6:17:22 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Ah, but is it all you are?
(6:17:47 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| It's a good summary |>
(6:18:48 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Bah.
(6:18:50 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Summaries are shit.
(6:18:54 PM) ventricularPipefitter: People are *complicated*
(6:19:02 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Summaries are not shit |>
(6:19:02 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I would know.
(6:19:15 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Have you ever tried reading the name of a Troll Movie? |>
(6:19:24 PM) ventricularPipefitter: That is not a summary.
(6:19:34 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| You need a summary for those things and they're pretty much a summary in themselves |>
(6:19:55 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Reading the title is not watching the movie.
(6:20:17 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| You really must watch Troll Romeo and Juliet though.  Very much more moving than the human version |>
(6:20:38 PM) ventricularPipefitter: It on PTowers?
(6:21:13 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Also, it the sort of thing we can show as a session meeting in mixed company, or should 'Cho and I save it for a date night?
(6:21:22 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| It should be. Just make sure you get the one which mentions '18 Subjugglators' in the full title. The others are not as good |>
(6:21:33 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| ...Save it for you and her |>
(6:21:55 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I'm not sure the scene with the tractor is what everybody is down with |>
(6:22:26 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| As a note? Tractor scene is also the part that features the 18 subjugglators |>
(6:23:01 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Ah. Hah.
(6:23:31 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| ...This does not sound like what it is meant to at all, does it? |>
(6:23:49 PM) ventricularPipefitter: It sounds like eighteen people get run over.
(6:24:05 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Or possibly strapped down and shredded with agricultural equipment.
(6:24:13 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Combine harvester on the front of the tractor |>
(6:24:16 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Exactly.
(6:24:27 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| The film does not have any scene depicting a pailing but it is strongly implied |>
(6:24:45 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Buckets on screen or no?
(6:24:52 PM) ventricularPipefitter: well, that'd be well past implied.
(6:25:12 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Innuendo but no depiction |>
(6:40:08 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| But all the same. 's a good movie. You should watch sometime |>
(6:43:12 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I'll let you know what I think.
(6:45:38 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| What can I say? Troll culture is pretty fascinating |>
(6:46:30 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I haven't taken to it like you, but...yeah. S's interesting stuff.
(6:47:11 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Most 'cos my culture is basically theirs with most the edges hacked off and applied to a completely different species but still |>
(6:50:48 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Huh, yeah, that.
(6:51:00 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Keep waiting for some newbie to mistake you for a troll.
(6:51:09 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| It's already happened |>
(6:51:13 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Oh? Who?
(6:51:34 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| unpatchedPirate. Told her a story of Home, she drew me a picture and handed me horns |>
(6:52:24 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Aw, that's the river-pirate kid that runs around with Izzy and gothboy drinkerfan, right?
(6:52:46 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| The guy who thinks he's gonna be a rainbowdrinker, yeah |>
(6:53:34 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| But yeah. She drew me as a troll. It was pretty cute |>
(6:53:52 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Then Bryn did ran a test and it turns out I'd actually be a purple and I don't know how to take that |>
(6:54:52 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Huh. Not blue?
(6:55:21 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I was surprised too |>
(6:55:27 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Knowing my luck, Josh got that instead |>
(6:56:15 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Josh?
(6:56:24 PM) ventricularPipefitter: ...Wait, no, that's your Mage of Mind. I remember now.
(6:56:36 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Ugh. wizlun. He appeared recently. He is an ass |>
(6:56:55 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| He is also my ecto-sibling as confirmed by Mandy |>
(6:58:01 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| So odds are he has my blue and I have to deal with his stupid purple |>
(6:58:21 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I mean it's a nice colour and all but I don't want it as my own, you know? |>
(6:58:41 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Heh. I was about to assume that he'd be some sort of entitled bron---no nevermind not making that joke.
(6:58:51 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Well, you ain't a troll. Your blue's still your own.
(6:58:52 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| He's the son of a Banker |>
(6:59:36 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| So he is an entitled bronkolite and I ain't saying otherwise |>
(7:01:00 PM) ventricularPipefitter: I was going to say bronze.
(7:01:11 PM) ventricularPipefitter: but I don't want to share caste with somebody what is.
(7:01:20 PM) ventricularPipefitter: And I'm not a bronze anyhow.
(7:02:12 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Well tough I said bronkolite |>
(7:02:37 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| I shoved a word in your mouth now you're gonna have to chew on that bitch and deal with it |>
(7:07:18 PM) ventricularPipefitter: the fuck's a bronkolite?
(7:07:55 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Fuck I don't remember. Wick said it a lot |>
(7:08:05 PM) mislaidLullaby: <| Slang for politician I think |>
(7:08:12 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Fair enough.