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- Good Evening, ma'am. I know we may have not been that close, but I've been sort of itching to make conversation with you. So how have you been? Thats great to hear. I've been doing fine I guess, but I was gonna ask you something kind of serious. I know this might be kind of shocking, just cuz of how unexpected it is, but you be willing to have sex with me? Yeah, I know it might be a pretty demanding request but please just hear me out. From what I've heard, I think you actually enjoy sex, especially when its done right. I'm not too experienced with sex myself, I'm actually a virgin to be honest (its kind of embarrassing) but I'm a very fast learner and I think with enough preparations, I'll be able to satisfy you in any way you want. I'm also daring and adventurous when it comes to trying out sex positions, but I'm also very sensible, and know when to stop before I take it too far. Now I know what you're thinking: "Having sex is kind of a big deal for me, I don't want to be stuck in an awkward position (pun unintended) with another man". Don't worry. I'm ok if you want this to be just a one-night stand or a long-lasting relationship. I'll also come completely protected, with two condoms stacked on top of each other, just to be certain. However, if the incredibly unlikely event that the condoms break happens, I'll also be ok with whatever you decide in this situation. If you wanna get an abortion, I'll help find and pay for a decent abortion clinic to visit. If you wanna keep the baby, I'll become the most loving father I know, and give our child a great childhood experience. Now that all that's said, I can't think of a reason not to have sex with me. So, what do you say? Would you be down to have sex with me?
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